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Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.




Roll initiative.

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Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




*leans forward for the D20, displaying a massive amount of rear end crack*

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007



Dr. VooDoo posted:

*leans forward for the D20, displaying a massive amount of rear end crack*

bewilderment
Nov 22, 2007
man what





ok but are we playing WEG Star Wars d6, or the newer stuff from FFG like Edge of the Empire or Age of Rebellion?

haha just kidding we all know we love Saga Edition

tin can made man
Apr 12, 2005

why don't you ask him
about his penis


All Droid characters inevitably fall on the HK47-K2S0 spectrum

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013



tin can made man posted:

All Droid characters inevitably fall on the HK47-K2S0 spectrum

ive been owned

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.









bewilderment posted:

ok but are we playing WEG Star Wars d6, or the newer stuff from FFG like Edge of the Empire or Age of Rebellion?

haha just kidding we all know we love Saga Edition

We're playing the other d20 edition that's like Saga but worse

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008



I'm the only Jedi in a party of Han Solos and jizz wailers. Everything they do pisses me off.

MJP
Jun 17, 2007

Are you looking at me Senpai?

Grimey Drawer

My character is a Force-sensitive dentist who uses the Force to dentistry and he doesnt have a lifhgtsaber he has a lightsaber dental drill

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






my character smokes “jizz cigarettes” to relax

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




You come across a majestic piss cantina! Golden, pissy drinks as far as the eye can see!

RBA Starblade
Apr 27, 2008

Going Home.
Games Idiot Court Jester


Dr. VooDoo posted:

You come across a majestic piss cantina! Azure, pissy drinks as far as the eye can see!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






here are the alien species you can play in this campaign

Only registered members can see post attachments!

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


I shall be smallbrain, the elephant men's most intelligent scholar

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Roman Reigns posted:

Can we get the yt freighter dash rendar had

Nothing but the worst for us goons

hey!

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



i shall be laz'e'boi, a sentient insectoid recliner.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





my character's name is, uh, uh, Bon Bolo, and he's a dashing rogue who's popular with all the ladies and never shoots first if you know what I mean

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

vyelkin posted:

my character's name is, uh, uh, Bon Bolo, and he's a dashing rogue who's popular with all the ladies and never shoots first if you know what I mean

Ah, so dex is your dump stat. K, guess you like ROLEplaying over ROLLplaying

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Jozy loves scoring like a fat kid loves eating cake.





gm george lucas: here are the 500 races you can choose to play based on an extensive backstory I've created for every planet in the galaxy and the various alien races that live on them

players:
i choose human
i choose human
i choose human
i choose wookie
i choose human

gm george lucas, quietly sobbing: yes, okay, that's fine, that's fine, no problem

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas.


I brought cashew queso and chips since Kate M. and Rodney are vegan and Kate F. has a gluten sensitivity but I forgot Ashley's friend Kat has a tree nut allergy so I'm asked to leave and never come back. My character is one of the guys zuckus is and I had a 14 page backstory written up and ready to go.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






How Wonderful! posted:

I brought cashew queso and chips since Kate M. and Rodney are vegan and Kate F. has a gluten sensitivity but I forgot Ashley's friend Kat has a tree nut allergy so I'm asked to leave and never come back. My character is one of the guys zuckus is and I had a 14 page backstory written up and ready to go.

theyre called zuckerbergs

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




What planet do moomins live on? Can I roll one as a character?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene


Squizzle posted:

theyre called zuckerbergs

Not all Zucks have a -berg or a -stein added to their name and plenty of non-zucks have -bergs and -steins at the end of their names.

Space racism!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






Shbobdb posted:

Not all Zucks have a -berg or a -stein added to their name and plenty of non-zucks have -bergs and -steins at the end of their names.

Space racism!

how did stein get into this conversation at all

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011





Squizzle posted:

here are the alien species you can play in this campaign



i'm the bug with the fupa

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011





Squizzle posted:

how did stein get into this conversation at all

been saying this for years

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


i want to plat as an ewok. can i play as an ewok? what do you mean they only live on Endor? i want to play as an ewok!

and i want a lightsaber...

HebrewMagic
Jul 19, 2012

Police Assault In Progress

I roll to gently caress Dash's ewok.

ChickenHeart
Nov 28, 2007

Take me at your own risk.



Kiss From a Hog

HebrewMagic posted:

I roll to gently caress Dash's ewok.

Can I assist his character?

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!


i rolled a 1

Kaysette
Jan 4, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~




Dash Rendar posted:

i rolled a 1

Icky icky poo!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






my pirate had a second nervous system cybernetically sown into him so his reflexes are twice as fast

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike



I want to be the ship, Im a droid brain installed in it

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006




My character is named Goh-Coo. Hes a Jedi who is able to use the force to fly and shoot super strong energy blasts at people. He also uses the force to make himself super strong and fast plus hes super good at hand to hand combat

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005


poo poo I thought we were doing Paranoia this week. I guess my character might still work. Are there Commies in Star Wars?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.









Agronox posted:

poo poo I thought we were doing Paranoia this week. I guess my character might still work. Are there Commies in Star Wars?

be the change you want to see in the galaxy

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race



how many lightsabers can I have? I want to make lightsaber armor

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously



WTF DND had a delightful time with the SW RPG, with a Trandoshan Jedi Guardian

Part 1: https://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/star-wars-hutt/
Part 2: https://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/star-wars-yadda/1/

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008



*checks minty fresh breath* hey ladies, I'm here for the bugnest orgy LARP

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