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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
The more obscure and bizarre stuff you can find in a single paragraph, the better.

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Runt stood guard outside the side-door of a club, inside of which his fellow wraiths were rescuing Cheems and fooling Teradoc into taking disguised explosives in the form of a statuette. When fellow Wraith Kell Tainer emerged from the club under attack, Runt picked his attacker off of him and used his strength to shake him until he went limp. He then threw two Smoke grenades into the club to cover the Wraith's escape.

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Growing powder was a substance used by the Ewok shaman Logray to increase the size of shrunken Ewoks. It proved particularly useful when Princess Kneesaa was abducted by the Fleebogs, enabling her and her rescuers Teebo and Wicket to return to their normal sizes.

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The area of space around the portion of the Rimma Trade Route cutting through the Colonies and containing Giju was usually referred to as Herglic Space, and was the center of Herglic culture. The region was built around an ancient hyperlane known as the Hidakai Pool, which was established after the Herglics joined the Galactic Republic in 13,000 BBY. Through this, the Herglics managed to expand their reach to other planets, and because of the Herglic Trade Empire's legacy, hundreds of star systems along the Hidakai Pool and its expansion, the Rimma Trade Route, had substantial Herglic populations.[2] Abregado-rae, also located along the Pool and the Rimma Trade Route coreward from Giju, sported a numerically small but important minority of this species, including Shelov, founder of the planet's Tundei government. Herglics were known to reside also on the planet Sukkult, rimward of Giju. Many of the Herglic colonies beyond Giju maintained a lively trade relationship with the Gran.[6] Some members of the Herglic species were used as slaves on the Sith world Ziost.[7]

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Roth
Jul 9, 2016

https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Mitsurugi

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

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A running Jawa scuttled past Sivrak. The Shistavanen then looked behind the bar and saw the snake-like female Dice Ibegon,[3] a mysterious Florn Lamproid.[8] Sivrak perceived Ibegon's sex through her pheromones, she then turned to him and seductively offered to buy him a drink, using the Shistavanen. Feeling a rise in temperature[3] at meeting her,[1][9] Sivrak partially undressed and sat next to her. Ibegon shared a drop of her bantha-blood with Sivrak, putting it in his muzzle with her tail. Sivrak used all of his social skills to impress her with romantic words in an attempt to seduce her. When she expressed sympathies for the Alliance, Sivrak expressed support for this view just to be with her.[3] Soon, they were embracing, but they interrupted the act when perceiving a nearby fight between the Aqualish thug Ponda Baba and a lightsaber-welding old man. Sivrak thought that local Imperial authorities would soon be at the cantina to investigate and, not wanting to be spotted by those, decided to leave. Ibegon went with him.[1]

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




During the Galactic Civil War, the Gastrulans became the sole clients of Captain Bungo Bung's Great Bantha Breakfast Biscuit Run, an endeavor to earn credits for the Sullustan by selling Bantha Breakfast Biscuits, a popular snack food, to those unable to obtain them. Two weeks after the Run was established, the Gastrulans were threatened by the ravenous Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuit, a mutated version of the snack that evolved when the preservatives in the biscuits came into contact with Gastrula's atmosphere.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Squizzle posted:

During the Galactic Civil War, the Gastrulans became the sole clients of Captain Bungo Bung's Great Bantha Breakfast Biscuit Run, an endeavor to earn credits for the Sullustan by selling Bantha Breakfast Biscuits, a popular snack food, to those unable to obtain them. Two weeks after the Run was established, the Gastrulans were threatened by the ravenous Giant Amorphous Bantha Breakfast Biscuit, a mutated version of the snack that evolved when the preservatives in the biscuits came into contact with Gastrula's atmosphere.

oh my god

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

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As male individuals were not biologically meant to nurse their offsprings, they sported much smaller breasts and produced no milk. Mandalore the Lesser (then a gladiator), Aron Peacebringer (a planetary leader), and Anakin Skywalker (in certain circumstances, such as on Nelvaan) would freely exhibit them. The males in primitive cultures would also go barechested in their young adulthood and childhood, such as the Nelvaanians. Also, males would go barechested to allow freedom of mobility or body temperature, as exhibited by the Whiphid Jedi Master K'Kruhk, Galen Marek while on Felucia, the Korun leader Kar Vastor on Haruun Kal, or Ki-Adi-Mundi when training in his youth. Some males, such as Anakin Skywalker and Corran Horn would also sleep barechested for comfort, though it should be noted that Horn undressed completely to sleep as opposed to simply going barechested. Also, male breasts were usually not covered when the individual was in a bacta tank, as exhibited by Luke Skywalker and Kyle Katarn, or when tortured, as seen with Cade Skywalker. Medical examinations, such as those performed by the Kaminoans on their clones, were usually performed on barechested males. Men of various species, such as the Human Jariah Syn, the Nautolan Kit Fisto, and a Quarren commander also swam barechested. Exposing one's chest, also exhibited by Syn, was a part of preparing to make love.

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Appearances

Since breasts reasonably appear in every piece of Star Wars media, this list only includes specific mentions of them.

Most Wanted
Rebel Rising (Mentioned only)
Servants of the Empire: Rebel in the Ranks (Prairie-fowl breasts)
Lost Stars
Rogue One: A Star Wars Story novelization (Mentioned only)
Smuggler's Run: A Han Solo & Chewbacca Adventure
Star Wars: Uprising
Aftermath: Empire's End (Mentioned only)
The Legends of Luke Skywalker
Before the Awakening
Force Collector

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


he ends up banging her and it turns out her species eats their mates

why do i remember this story

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

StashAugustine posted:

he ends up banging her and it turns out her species eats their mates

why do i remember this story

Nah Sivrak shows up at hoth and endor and is force sensitive and tries to crash into the shield generator on endor but Han already blew it up so he just crashed and died and turned into a force ghost

Ibegon was a Rebel and died at hoth fighting along side Sivrak and she was also force sensitive so she joined him as a force ghost when he crashed and died

The dude you are thinking of is also at the cantina tho

Casu Marzu fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Jan 29, 2020

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

oh after a quick google i appear to be mixing up my short stories. the wolfman falls in love with this lady:

Wanted By Weed
Aug 14, 2005

Toilet Rascal
After Trevagg showed her some of the sights of Mos Eisley, he brought her to a cantina and ordered her several alcoholic drinks. He slipped a Love-Wallop pill into one of them, hoping to more easily seduce her, and the two then went to the Mos Eisley Inn and consummated their love. As per H'nemthe custom, Onith used her razor-sharp tongue to murder Trevagg immediately after making love, and soon after returned to her homeworld. Notorious for being the first female of her species to attempt mating with a non-H'nemthe, she began speaking publicly about her experience.

Wanted By Weed fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Jan 30, 2020

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

The Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, sometimes shortened to ChanPal SuRecon Center, crowned one of the tallest buildings on Coruscant. During the Clone Wars, it was also known as the Grand Republic Medical Facility or simply as the Grand Medical Facility. It later became known as the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, being commonly referred to as the EmPal SuRecon Center. It was an imposing spire that dominated its particular stretch of the Galactic City—later Imperial City—skyline.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

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she kept a laboratory deep in the bowels of Jabba's Palace, where she built grotesque droids from extra parts that existed only to feel pain. During her years spent there she added several upgrades to herself so that she could feel more of the droid equivalent of pleasure while watching the coolant from dismembered droids pour out of them. She also employed her droid assistant 8D8 to burn and torture helpless victims such as a GNK power droid and a courier droid.

Kirk
Sep 22, 2003
While there, Irek was subjected to growth hormones and cybernetic enhancements, greatly increasing his strength and causing him to grow to three meters in height. Additionally, lightsabers were installed in his elbows, forearms, wrists, and knees.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Rats were creatures that could be found in the lower levels of the city-planet of Coruscant. Those that roamed the junkyard of Level 1782 were particularly large.[3] Tatoo-rats were also seen in the palace of Jabba the Hutt on Tatooine.[1]

Their populations were sometimes kept in line by cats.[4]

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

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In the LEGO Star Wars games, gonk droids are slow-moving and weak, unable to attack, interact with their surroundings, or jump. They can be interacted with, such as being Force pushed, shot, or destroyed. They explode when shot. However, they are invincible when they appear in the Dex's Diner hub area. Gonk droids are included mainly for the player's amusement, as they are universally ignored by enemies. Gonk droids are also a Separatist character in The Clone Wars version. A "Super Gonk" upgrade can be purchased with in-game currency, permitting the player's gonk droid to run and jump, though not to attack, which makes me upset. 

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib

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During the development of Star Wars Galaxies, the team worked with Lucasfilm to determine the female Mon Calamari's physiology. Because Mon Calamari were not mammals, early concepts showing Mon Calamari with breasts were eventually rejected.[29] Despite this decision, however, the character of Meena Tills was depicted in Star Wars: The Clone Wars as having breasts.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Mon Calamari can have little a breast. As a treat.

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Paper was a material used in the production of written documents. Although it bore a resemblance to durasheet, paper was not designed with the utility of reusability in mind. As technological progress was made, paper was superseded by data storage devices such as datapads and was rarely used. During the First Corellian Insurrection, Anakin Solo used a pen and paper to record the coordinates of each star that was targeted for destruction by the Sacorrian Triad, as well as the time of each, by memory.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

somebody needs to train a markov generator bot on wookieepedia

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Agronox posted:

somebody needs to train a markov generator bot on wookieepedia

isnt that how star wars novels are written

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

I hope the frustrated gonk article writer had found happiness

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
I bet Mon Calamari tits are really fun to play with

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
Seeing as how "Hell" is mentioned by Han Solo in Empire Strikes back and Princess Leia in Darth Vader #15, I believe that there should be an article for the place. 73.12.174.13 06:17, January 7, 2016 (UTC)okayfrog

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Wikyochee possessed a particularly pleasant demeanor, although he was sometimes prone to fits of rage. He could, however, be placated by utilizing his angry machine.

Cessna
Feb 20, 2013

KHABAHBLOOOM

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Droopy McCool is the stage name of a slow-minded Kitonak musician and original member of the Max Rebo Band. He plays a chidinkalu horn, an instrument that resembles a clarinet. Droopy's actual birth name is a series of unpronounceable flute-like whistles, but he was renamed Snit by Orbus, who purchased him as a slave and forced him to join his band due to Snit's musical talents. Following Orbus's death, he is freed and given his familiar stage name by bandmate Sy Snootles. After the band flees Jabba's barge following his death, Droopy quits the group and wanders off alone into the desert to search for other members of his race. He is never seen again, but rumors among Tatooine's moisture farmers claim that the sound of Kitonak pipes have been heard from the far reaches of the desert.


[Sad trombone noise]

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Roman Reigns posted:

Stuff from Breasts article

dudeness posted:

Stuff from Breasts article

Breasts article posted:

Star Wars: Episode IV A New Hope (First appearance)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Therm Scissorpunch[6] was first revealed in a Denny's commercial for the Star Wars Anthology Series film Solo: A Star Wars Story, released on April 22018.[7] Scissorpunch was later identified by name in a Denny's-exclusive Topps trading card for Solo.[6]

Cronodoculous
Jun 29, 2006

You light up my life


nine-gear crow posted:

The Chancellor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, sometimes shortened to ChanPal SuRecon Center, crowned one of the tallest buildings on Coruscant. During the Clone Wars, it was also known as the Grand Republic Medical Facility or simply as the Grand Medical Facility. It later became known as the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center, being commonly referred to as the EmPal SuRecon Center. It was an imposing spire that dominated its particular stretch of the Galactic City—later Imperial City—skyline.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




The Groin popper was a close combat maneuver. Around 21 BBY, during the Clone Wars, clone Sergeant Slick used this maneuver against Captain CT-7567, which dislocated his leg.

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

Squizzle posted:

Denny's-exclusive Topps trading card

That's some on-point advertising there, I tell you hwhat.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Unidentified Rodian with jacket ( history - links - logs - delete)
I'm aware that this is currently a GAN, but this is an utterly unnotable background character that is no better than any of the TCW unidentifieds that are currently in the TC. The fact that it's famous on Darthipedia means absolute squat.

Delete
Cade StupidRepublicEmblem-Traced-TORkit Calrayn 00:57, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
He serves absolutely no purpose, though I commend the author for being able to come up with enough for a GA-length article. :P MasterFredCommerce Guild(Whatever) 00:59, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
I have to agree, after reviewing the article, it seems that all he does is walk down the street and not notice something. Doesn't seem like enough to me.--Exiled Jedi Oldrepublic crest (Greetings) 01:01, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
Man half that article is just random stuff about the Clone Wars, and how did nobody notice the typo. Bin it! <-Omicron(Leave a message at the BEEP!) 01:05, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
Trip391 (talk) 04:09, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
IFYLOFD (Enter the Floydome) 04:40, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
This character does nothing except walk in front of the screen for less than a second among a crowd of dozens of other aliens. And he's not even the only jacket-wearing-Rodian in that scene... Toprawa and Ralltiir (talk) 13:47, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
Dear lord baby Katarn, lying there with your tiny baby shoulder pad, we hope you can use your baby Force powers to delete this horrible page. It looks terrible and the trolls are always bothering with it. -- Darth Culator (Talk) 13:55, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
Only walked past, which doesn't at all make him notable. It's popularity on other fan sites has no meaning here. Supreme Emperor (talk) 15:31, February 11, 2014 (UTC)
Now if only we could destroy all traces of the Encyclopedia Dramatica article about it. (Be very careful if you look for that article; ED makes heavy use of popup ads, some of which have hardcore porn). —MJ— Jedi Council Chambers 22:42, February 11, 2014 (UTC)

Sleeveless
Dec 25, 2014

by Pragmatica
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Energizer_Bunny

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Jango quickly snatched the Hutt's antique Audiobulb and flung it at the droid's head. Clearly unaware of the antique's combustibility, the Razor Eater, whose name was Sparky, opened its jaws and caught the Audiobulb in its mouth. It was the last thing the assassin droid ever caught. Fett closed his eyes as the Razor Eater chomped down on the music player, resulting in a blinding explosion of light and sound. All that remained of the droid's head was its lower jaw. The droid's knee joints buckled, and its body collapsed.

ZogrimAteMyHamster
Dec 8, 2015

At some point between the Battle of Yavin and the Battle of Hoth, Imperial stormtroopers stationed at the secret research facility on Dandoran were infected by the virus, leading to their transformation into Undead Troopers. There was an outbreak at the facility, and the infected soldiers threatened to spread across the galaxy. The Undead Troopers would be supplemented by Heavy Undead Troopers and Scout Undead Troopers as the virus killed more and more Imperial troopers, eventually earning the name, "Army of the Dead."

I'm not making this poo poo up.

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

The infamous Fett even served as Dengar's best man during his wedding to Manaroo.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


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Species

The species of the Energizer Bunny has never been revealed, but he does bear a distinct resemblance to several different lagomorph species. He is apparently small enough to fit in a human hand, has short, brightly colored fur, never speaks aloud, and appears to operate on electricity. These characteristics might be sufficient to classify him as a Hoojib.[4]

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah





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PREVIOUS EPISODE "In Search of the Crystal"

NEXT EPISODE "The Big Bang"

"Absolute power corrupts absolutely."
MORAL

"Crystal Crisis" is an unfinished episode of the animated television series Star Wars: The Clone Wars. The episode was released on StarWars.com as a story reel on September 25, 2014, as part of The Clone Wars Legacy. Despite being incomplete, as the series was cancelled before the episode could be finished, it is considered official Star Wars canon.[2]

W.T. Fits
Apr 21, 2010

Ready to Poyozo Dance all over your face.
During the first hours of the assault on the Jedi Praxeum by the Shadow Academy, Jacen freed his crystal snake along with the other animals he kept in his room. The crystal snake somehow made its way to the Great Temple's Grand Audience Chamber. Later, after Imperial Commander Orvak set up his detonators in the chamber, he was bitten by the crystal snake. Orvak woke up just in time to see what it was that caused his unconsciousness, and just before the detonators he set in the Grand Audience Chamber exploded. It was likely that the crystal snake died in the explosion as well.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


the entire Waru's universe article posted:

This universe was contained in a dimension separate from the galaxy's own. It was home to Waru.

Waru posted:

Blaming Hethrir personally, Waru quickly expanded one last time, engulfing a surprised Hethrir. At the moment Waru captured Hethrir in his self, a void in the Force was created in the near vicinity, noted by those sensitive to the Force in the area. Also occurring at this time was the ripping of the space-time continuum, allowing Waru to escape back to his own dimension.

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That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


Sex droids posted:

Sex droids were a type of droid that was presumably used for recreational sexual activities.

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That Old Tree fucked around with this message at 17:18 on Feb 16, 2020

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