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Fanged Lawn Wormy
Jan 4, 2008

SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK!
i use a tng door chime for my wife, and generally that's been okay. I used to have fun sounds for other stuff, but yeah, tying stuff to work quickly makes that a sound that instigates panic.

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Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

once had a coworker who set the ringtone for his wife to klaxon noises and it was a bit :stare:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


professor lumpy balls, they call me
a friend of mine has this as the ringtone for his ex-wife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySb1f9zWJkQ

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I’m also remembering now that I had one friends text tone set to

https://youtu.be/MOZgq3xdsTc

because we were manchildren and always got pizza

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I don't even know what my ringtone or message tone is because my phone is always on vibrate (text me)

greg the peanut
Dec 23, 2000

i went through a lot of trouble to make the ringtone sounding part of Air War by Crystal Castles my ringtone. Not worth the 5 pieces of poo poo software I had to use to make it work.

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
my phone's ringtone is

vvvffft vvvfft vvvfft

just lol if your ringtone does anything other than tickle your leg

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Poopernickel posted:

my phone's ringtone is

vvvffft vvvfft vvvfft

just lol if your ringtone does anything other than tickle your leg

Is tickling the balls acceptable?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




fuckin hate being tickled, m8

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Ok, sorry

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

I use the mgs codec ringtone, mostly because it sounds normal enough but also makes people freeze with a "wait, i know this, but where from" expression on their face

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Crazy Achmed posted:

I use the mgs codec ringtone, mostly because it sounds normal enough but also makes people freeze with a "wait, i know this, but where from" expression on their face

same

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl
my text tone is the sound effect from MechWarrior 2 that plays when you hit the override on the reactor scram

Kitfox88
Aug 20, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

my text tone is the sound effect from MechWarrior 2 that plays when you hit the override on the reactor scram

I looked up how to replace windows boot noises for my XP tower way back when and had the startup sequence instead :hellyeah:

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
you can replce the windows startup sound with basically anything and the pro move is to make a 30 minute track with a blood curdling scream at the end, and then set that on your coworkers computer

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


professor lumpy balls, they call me

i read an interview with the guy who did the translation for metal gear solid, and he revealed that he translated the radio as "codec" because he had a thesaurus and was looking for an appropriate word that sounded cooler than "radio," and settled on that one without knowing what it meant. in the interview he appeared to still think it was some sort of technical term for a radio.

this makes me irritated whenever i remember it.

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 9 years!)

my text tone is from portal :)

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

Taking red pandas into orbit and beyond!

my text tone is the "insert credit B" sound from Darius

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
My voice is my ringtone, verify me

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

Sagebrush posted:

i read an interview with the guy who did the translation for metal gear solid, and he revealed that he translated the radio as "codec" because he had a thesaurus and was looking for an appropriate word that sounded cooler than "radio," and settled on that one without knowing what it meant. in the interview he appeared to still think it was some sort of technical term for a radio.

this makes me irritated whenever i remember it.

oh yeah, me too. and moreso how it appears to also transmit grainy monochrome video somehow. yes i know the answer is always nanomachines

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Wild EEPROM posted:

you can replce the windows startup sound with basically anything and the pro move is to make a 30 minute track with a blood curdling scream at the end, and then set that on your coworkers computer

i feel like the real pro move would be to do a 30 minute track with intermittent unintelligible whispering starting after a few minutes

fins
May 31, 2011

Floss Finder

Crazy Achmed posted:

I use the mgs codec ringtone, mostly because it sounds normal enough but also makes people freeze with a "wait, i know this, but where from" expression on their face

same, but pornhub intro

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

my text sound is eep from macos classic

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

my text sound used to be the dog barking from the beginning of beastie boys sure shot 8)

Hed
Mar 31, 2004

Fun Shoe
mine is still Smoke_Weed_Everyday.m4r

This has got me thinking there’s probably a lot of Win95 Plus! sounds to be used like the Error “car tire screech” from one of the themes.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




fins posted:

same, but pornhub intro

the most dangerous game

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

the most dangerous game

drat i'm stuck in this full-sized tower case, and, what are you doing...

NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


PCjr sidecar posted:

my text sound is eep from macos classic

Man I probably haven't heard that in 25 years or something and just reading that played it in my head immediately

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Captain Foo posted:

drat i'm stuck in this full-sized tower case, and, what are you doing...

Wait, that's not how you fill a ram slot!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


It's supposed to be zero insertion force!

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 3, 2006

i never asked for this

Sagebrush posted:

i read an interview with the guy who did the translation for metal gear solid, and he revealed that he translated the radio as "codec" because he had a thesaurus and was looking for an appropriate word that sounded cooler than "radio," and settled on that one without knowing what it meant. in the interview he appeared to still think it was some sort of technical term for a radio.

this makes me irritated whenever i remember it.

this is awesome and is so very metal gear. why? because it sounds cool

I also have the mgs codec as my text tone. I keep my phone on loud when I’m working because I will straight miss calls and texts for hours if I’m on a tough problem

mystes
May 31, 2006

Sagebrush posted:

i read an interview with the guy who did the translation for metal gear solid, and he revealed that he translated the radio as "codec" because he had a thesaurus and was looking for an appropriate word that sounded cooler than "radio," and settled on that one without knowing what it meant. in the interview he appeared to still think it was some sort of technical term for a radio.

this makes me irritated whenever i remember it.
He's an idiot yeah

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Wild EEPROM posted:

you can replce the windows startup sound with basically anything and the pro move is to make a 30 minute track with a blood curdling scream at the end, and then set that on your coworkers computer

why not just, as loudly as possible, have the sound say and repeat "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"

Radia
Jul 13, 2021

And from the flames, as chance would have it, the soulforged will come into light.

mystes posted:

He's an idiot yeah

on the other hand it ownsw now, so

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sniep posted:

why not just, as loudly as possible, have the sound say and repeat "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!"

holy poo poo that takes me back

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

holy poo poo that takes me back

🎵 you are an idiot, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... ha ha ha ha ha

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
could also do a random windows error sound

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Captain Foo posted:

drat i'm stuck in this full-sized tower case, and, what are you doing...

What are you doing, tech bro???

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

years ago a coworker set his text alert tone to the win7 usb device connected sound

that got a twitch or two out of me

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mystes
May 31, 2006

SO DEMANDING posted:

years ago a coworker set his text alert tone to the win7 usb device connected sound

that got a twitch or two out of me
Lol that would drive me nuts

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