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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I jerked so hard, and got so far, but in the end I couldn't even kamehameha

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Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
people who would put the windows task bar up top, use rocketdock on the bottom, and then theme it to look like a mac

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Agile Vector posted:

who watches these or amvs? are these like numbers stations for nerds?

People who like Sir Mix-a-Lot's music butt need visual aids.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

vrml

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

xslt

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

ᛗᚹᛊᛇᛖᛁᛃ loves you!

don't post small bartpe

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Raluek posted:

the super minimal xp iso that had so little remaining it didn’t even have any drivers included

actually updating drivers for you graphics card because poo poo would always be hosed up in some way so drivers made a difference

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

actually updating drivers for you graphics card because poo poo would always be hosed up in some way so drivers made a difference

also: never updating drivers for your graphics card because there was good odds they'd gently caress up in some new way that actually affected the things you wanted to do

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Jabor posted:

also: never updating drivers for your graphics card because there was good odds they'd gently caress up in some new way that actually affected the things you wanted to do

lol yeah that too. and all those apps that cleaned out your old drivers so you'd have to boot to basic vga to then do a clean install

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




when the best practice for enterprise software was “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”

I can recall putting off some major service pack for exchange server in like 2005 because the server worked fine and it was more likely the SP would mess things up

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




also, Service Packs

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Beve Stuscemi posted:

when the best practice for enterprise software was “if it ain’t broke don’t fix it”


what do you mean 'when'?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




I mean when the practice wasn’t “update immediately so your entire organization doesn’t get ransomwared”

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Wild EEPROM posted:

people who would put the windows task bar up top, use rocketdock on the bottom, and then theme it to look like a mac

this was def me in college

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


i had a windows xp theme to look like osx of the time

outhole surfer
Mar 18, 2003

windowblinds

because i desperately wanted windows 98 to look like mac os

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life




This is peak UI. The greatest evidence that we're living in a simulation is the fact that there are barely any themes or window managers that recreate the experience and yet in the real world's 2024 there would be several for each platform.

Internet Old One fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Jun 17, 2024

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

outhole surfer posted:

windowblinds

because i desperately wanted windows 98 to look like mac os

i used to use a bunch of stardock crap until their ceo emailed me and told me to knock off the piracy (i was running a forum where people would just post links to windows poo poo). he tried to bribe me with a free-for-life copy of windowblinds, which i accepted, but didn't actually remove or block links to stardock crap lol

later i found out he's a tremendous piece of poo poo person so i don't feel bad about it

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Internet Old One posted:





This is peak UI. The greatest evidence that we're living in a simulation is the fact that there are barely any themes or window managers that recreate the experience and yet in the real world's 2024 there would be several for each platform.

classic mac os had a good ui, yes. but mac os x 10.6 snow leopard was god's own operating system, and, by extension, ui. it was all downhill from there

e: since you're interested in old unix and poo poo, you might wanna give A/UX a spin. i think it works in qemu or maybe mame now? you used to need a specialized emulator like shoebill for it but i don't think that's developed anymore

e2: qemu will definitely run it, shoebill isn't developed anymore, and i can't figure out if mame will run it, lol. it might, idk. i know it was merged with MESS a long time ago, and that had mac emulation support. older poo poo like mini vmac or basilisk ii definitely won't

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 16:58 on Jun 17, 2024

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

outhole surfer posted:

windowblinds

because i desperately wanted windows 98 to look like mac os

lmao windowblinds still exists and is being advertised exactly as you'd think



fake edit: this reminded me of object desktop which is also still going I guess

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
A/UX ruled



it ran native mac apps, of course



but also unix command line stuff



and of course, x11



which you could log into directly too, if you were a real sick bastard



and made it easy! there was an applet called "commando", i.e. command do, lol, that would give you a gui for most cli apps. e.g. here's `ls`



today we've definitely gone backwards, but not in a good way. modern poo poo attempting to be simplistic doesn't hold a candle to this kinda poo poo, we should go backwards in a good way

e: kinda like the screenshot showing macX running a more modern build of mozilla alongside a native mac os version of netscape, you could probably connect to a modern system using a classic mac theme and it'd likely fit in almost seamlessly

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 17:01 on Jun 17, 2024

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

REIGNING YOSPOS COSTCO KING
a/ux was so weird. it was a checklist item (certain federal contracts require systems to be unix-compatible so apple commissioned a version of unix for their hardware in order to try to break into that market) but it somehow also turned out to be a really good version of unix that also did an amazing job of running macos software and had an excellent gui

it would be an interesting alternate timeline where apple built its future os plans on a/ux instead of copland/gershwin/pink/taligent and eventually nextstep

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

lmao windowblinds still exists and is being advertised exactly as you'd think



fake edit: this reminded me of object desktop which is also still going I guess

lol nice job making luna even uglier, stardock

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

FMguru posted:

a/ux was so weird. it was a checklist item (certain federal contracts require systems to be unix-compatible so apple commissioned a version of unix for their hardware in order to try to break into that market) but it somehow also turned out to be a really good version of unix that also did an amazing job of running macos software and had an excellent gui

it would be an interesting alternate timeline where apple built its future os plans on a/ux instead of copland/gershwin/pink/taligent and eventually nextstep

tbh other than it requiring a FPU and MMU idk why they didn't. obviously it was more based on system 7 than 8 despite being nearly contemporaneous (by the time they killed it), but it probably would've looked and acted practically the same if they gave it the copland theme spitshine

e: though i imagine the ppc transition is what really, ultimately killed it. a/ux was 68k, and porting all of that poo poo to ppc would've taken far far longer than them just running a translation layer like they did with regular macos

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 17:09 on Jun 17, 2024

Wild EEPROM
Jul 29, 2011


oh, my, god. Becky, look at her bitrate.
modern simplicity is just getting rid of any contrast, button shapes, differentiation between content and program, and then putting everything behind one menu button that spawns a 5 layer menu abomination

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Beeftweeter posted:

classic mac os had a good ui, yes. but mac os x 10.6 snow leopard was god's own operating system, and, by extension, ui. it was all downhill from there

e: since you're interested in old unix and poo poo, you might wanna give A/UX a spin. i think it works in qemu or maybe mame now? you used to need a specialized emulator like shoebill for it but i don't think that's developed anymore

e2: qemu will definitely run it, shoebill isn't developed anymore, and i can't figure out if mame will run it, lol. it might, idk. i know it was merged with MESS a long time ago, and that had mac emulation support. older poo poo like mini vmac or basilisk ii definitely won't

I've never run it but I've seen it/know about it. I would like to use the UI as a daily driver and running A/UX for reals is not practical.

3 options: MOTIF, OS9, Windows 7. All other GUI are haram with the exception of TempleOS which is fine for what it is.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

Beeftweeter posted:

A/UX ruled

and made it easy! there was an applet called "commando", i.e. command do, lol, that would give you a gui for most cli apps. e.g. here's `ls`


This is loving awesome and they should totally have something like this along with xman integrated into a terminal by now. I instead the experience is like

txrrsidecow --help

---pages of poo poo---
audible sigh.

txrrsidecow --help|less
---page of poo poo (1 of 8)---
^C
man txrrsidecow
ugh ^C


Not reading that crap... duckduckgo.com... "how to do the thing in txrrsidecow"

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
i was reading the wiki page for the "star trek project", which was system 7 running on x86 on top of DR-DOS. the whole thing is pretty interesting, but i can't help but think that if that had been in like 2022 instead of 1992, it would've happened:

quote:

All the MBAs in the world can't convince us it’s a good model.

— Roger Heinen, Manager of Mac software architecture,
on the objectives of Star Trek in March 1992

that's why it didn't happen, and lol lmao no software product manager would be able to say the same thing, about anything at all, today

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Internet Old One posted:

This is loving awesome and they should totally have something like this along with xman integrated into a terminal by now. I instead the experience is like

txrrsidecow --help

---pages of poo poo---
audible sigh.

txrrsidecow --help|less
---page of poo poo (1 of 8)---
^C
man txrrsidecow
ugh ^C


Not reading that crap... duckduckgo.com... "how to do the thing in txrrsidecow"

commando ruled, i'm really surprised they never did anything similar in os x (or anyone else in any other distro). idk if they had to manually generate those uis though, if so i can see why they didn't

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Internet Old One posted:

I've never run it but I've seen it/know about it. I would like to use the UI as a daily driver and running A/UX for reals is not practical.

3 options: MOTIF, OS9, Windows 7. All other GUI are haram with the exception of TempleOS which is fine for what it is.

yeah, of course it's not practical today. i know there's a literally zero percent chance of it getting open-sourced, but since its architecture is pretty well known maybe it could be hammered into something modern with a lot of effort lol

either way you could just point the x server to a remote machine, maybe even a local server underneath a vm. it technically could "run" something modern that way i suppose

e: also even though i've run it myself i got those screenshots from nathan lineback's excellent GUI gallery, that link has his commentary on using A/UX and is an interesting read

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Jun 17, 2024

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

REIGNING YOSPOS COSTCO KING

Beeftweeter posted:

tbh other than it requiring a FPU and MMU idk why they didn't. obviously it was more based on system 7 than 8 despite being nearly contemporaneous (by the time they killed it), but it probably would've looked and acted practically the same if they gave it the copland theme spitshine

e: though i imagine the ppc transition is what really, ultimately killed it. a/ux was 68k, and porting all of that poo poo to ppc would've taken far far longer than them just running a translation layer like they did with regular macos
yeah its just funny because back in 2000 people were falling all over themselves in astonishment when stebes first osx demo showed that you could run mac software on top of unix with a good gui, only to later realize that apple had already done that (on the obscure a/ux project) eight years earlier

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

FMguru posted:

yeah its just funny because back in 2000 people were falling all over themselves in astonishment when stebes first osx demo showed that you could run mac software on top of unix with a good gui, only to later realize that apple had already done that (on the obscure a/ux project) eight years earlier

more like 12 years earlier lol, a/ux was first released in 1988, but at the time didn't even have a ui

e: for the unix parts anyway, but it could run system 6 apps individually. a/ux 1.1 a year later was really the first good release

Beeftweeter fucked around with this message at 18:34 on Jun 17, 2024

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

either way you could just point the x server to a remote machine, maybe even a local server underneath a vm. it technically could "run" something modern that way i suppose

Probably not very well. Modern UI toolkits normally expect to be running locally and also normally expect a bunch of extensions some ancient X server from 1990 isn't going to have (to include for example OpenGL which didn't even exist yet, back then the thing was PHIGS).

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Beeftweeter posted:

funy tech poo poo u just remembered: removable batteries and user-replaceable parts

I have a 10 year old T430 Thinkpad as my laptop. Removable battery (I have an extra capacity one), built like a tank, yes you can repair it. With an SSD and a ram upgrade it has lasted me much, much longer than the crappy cheap consumer ones I bought before and its still perfectly usable as a general-use machine.

Edit: by which I mean don't try and run any games newer than the original Deus Ex or try and compile WebKit on it.

feedmegin fucked around with this message at 14:07 on Jun 18, 2024

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glue is a feature, not a bug
Pillbug

Beeftweeter posted:

funy tech poo poo u just remembered: removable batteries and user-replaceable parts

I mean, most of Asus lines still have removable batteries you just have to take the cover off, and have 1-2 M.2 slots and RAM slots.

Hell, even the ROG Ally, their little Steamdeck competitor, has a replaceable battery and M.2 drive.

But I do miss the original Dell Latitude style with the bays that you could basically hot swap


Remember MXM? Was gonna be all the rage for upgrade-able laptop graphics. Its still around in some Enterprise Servers, but sadly it never caught on well enough...

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.

Internet Old One posted:





This is peak UI. The greatest evidence that we're living in a simulation is the fact that there are barely any themes or window managers that recreate the experience and yet in the real world's 2024 there would be several for each platform.

Great song playing there.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

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feedmegin posted:

Probably not very well. Modern UI toolkits normally expect to be running locally and also normally expect a bunch of extensions some ancient X server from 1990 isn't going to have (to include for example OpenGL which didn't even exist yet, back then the thing was PHIGS).

You could maybe do the opposite and run a VM just for the the window manager it uses to decorate X11 windows assuming that it does that. Lol that's so awful.

Internet Old One
Dec 6, 2021

Coke Adds Life

trilljester posted:

Great song playing there.

Yeah i wasn't gonna use the screenshot because most of it was win95 vm but then I saw that. So perfectly idealized 90s.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

feedmegin posted:

Probably not very well. Modern UI toolkits normally expect to be running locally and also normally expect a bunch of extensions some ancient X server from 1990 isn't going to have (to include for example OpenGL which didn't even exist yet, back then the thing was PHIGS).

lol well i didn't say "without issue"

but yeah good call on opengl, i didn't even think of it. kinda funny that we've basically moved past both it and x11 anyway, poor a/ux

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Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




CommieGIR posted:

I mean, most of Asus lines still have removable batteries you just have to take the cover off, and have 1-2 M.2 slots and RAM slots.

Hell, even the ROG Ally, their little Steamdeck competitor, has a replaceable battery and M.2 drive.

But I do miss the original Dell Latitude style with the bays that you could basically hot swap


Remember MXM? Was gonna be all the rage for upgrade-able laptop graphics. Its still around in some Enterprise Servers, but sadly it never caught on well enough...

MXM was pretty good, you could upgrade the GPU in your mega beefcake gaming laptop without buying a whole new laptop. Also if (when) the GPU cooked itself to death within the confines of a gaming laptop, you could replace just the GPU instead of the entire motherboard.

I'm pretty sure you could get up to 20-series nvidia GPU's on MXM, I know they at least had a 1080ti on MXM, becuase that was the holy grail of the alienware laptop I used to own

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