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DELETE CASCADE posted:also there is baseball but it has the DH and some 10th inning bull poo poo rules so it's not Real Baseball. this
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Aug 23, 2020 04:52
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:While you posted at me about how much you love your car, I hosed my wife real good. We're going to ride bikes tomorrow. We'll probably do 50 or so miles to Weirton WV and back, wherein I'll look at my wife's rear end in lycra and we'll probably have sex afterwards. in the most generous interpretation based on post times you went straight from posting to intimacy with mrs. fentanyl cloud, lasted less than 70 minutes, then came back here to post. if you actually took the time to wash off it was even less time than that. good job, you sure showed him.
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Aug 23, 2020 04:55
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did you seriously dig into his post history and calculate the sex time based on the timestamps. like dude. that says more about you than it does about him
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Aug 23, 2020 04:58
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70 minutes? gross
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Aug 23, 2020 05:00
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Midjack posted:in the most generous interpretation based on post times you went straight from posting to intimacy with mrs. fentanyl cloud, lasted less than 70 minutes, then came back here to post. if you actually took the time to wash off it was even less time than that. good job, you sure showed him. She did all the work, 70 minutes is generous.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:01
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*extreme dork voice* you only hosed for seventy minutes *stamps internet cool guy permit: DENIED*
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Aug 23, 2020 05:04
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dontcha know you're supposed to slather yourself in anaesthetic gel so you can't actually feel anything, thus allowing you to keep it up for many hours
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Aug 23, 2020 05:08
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love 2 fuk until both of us are bored, chafed, sore, unable to do it again for five days
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Aug 23, 2020 05:10
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how do I date during a pandemic because I don't really want to be alone anymore lol
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Aug 23, 2020 05:25
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I've had enough of the disappointment skinnerbox of all dating apps.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:26
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in this new normal dating world "third base" is now less than 6 feet apart without masks
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Aug 23, 2020 05:30
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:in this new normal dating world "third base" is now less than 6 feet apart without masks thats what im looking for
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Aug 23, 2020 05:33
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4-8 weeks ago I was going to different churches and temples every week just to maybe find some friends. It was all just 55+ nothing wrong with 55+ but it wasn't the demographic I had in mind. ever since the mandatory mask poo poo came in I stopped trying or visiting anything. Sitting in the library for a few hours maybe hoping that one day a good opportunity might be maybe possibly worth attempting to make a friend was another thing to try but not anymore. Adult art classes might have been nice idea to try but lol everything is hopeless.
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Aug 23, 2020 05:50
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Aug 23, 2020 06:05
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I did a calligraphy class the other day, was pretty alright. They mailed me all the equipment (pen, ink, exercise sheets), and we sat down and did things over a VC. unsure how well that would work with "messier" art forms that are less practical to do at home
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Aug 23, 2020 06:08
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lol @ going to a public place - place of worship, mall, library, park or otherwise and waiting for hours hoping this is the day a 0.1% chance appears
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Aug 23, 2020 06:15
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Methanar posted:4-8 weeks ago I was going to different churches and temples every week just to maybe find some friends. It was all just 55+ yeah attempting to make dating work during the plague just doesn't seem to go too well in a country that has figured out the whole "social distancing" thing
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Aug 23, 2020 06:16
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lol @ spending a 5th consecutive 7 month long winter working from home alone. current mandatory mask bylaw is in place until dec 31st but lol there is absolutely zero chance it doesn't get another 6 month extension lol
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Aug 23, 2020 06:20
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if you gonna work from home forever then live where you want maybe move to a city with better demographics
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Aug 23, 2020 06:32
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ShadowHawk posted:if you gonna work from home forever then live where you want yeah I've considered maybe moving into the city (currently in the far suburbs outside of Vancouver) but my rent for a 2 bedroom basement suite here is half of what a 2 bedroom suite or apartment would be in one of the main cities if I didn't like being able to spend money on things like food and internet I'd totally do it
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Aug 23, 2020 06:34
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my city will probably be designated as a yellow zone on monday because we have a large increase in infections. people have largely stopped giving a gently caress about properly wearing masks and social distancing so it's probably gonna happen. also, being able to say "i live in the yellow zone" feels cyberpunk af.
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Aug 23, 2020 07:31
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catching up on this thread like 
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Aug 23, 2020 12:45
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ears full of hot sweaty lycra
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Aug 23, 2020 13:08
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tori’s right. i have it probably as good as it gets, in terms of nice car i like but not so expensive that i feel like i have to like it, fairly short commute in a small town with small town traffic and the highways aren’t very busy or difficulty to navigate but if i’m on vacation for two weeks i never miss driving
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Aug 23, 2020 13:09
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also i work in an industry where i see how people get mashed up by car crashes all the time so although i compartmentalize that stuff i absolutely cannot deny it lol
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Aug 23, 2020 13:10
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i don’t even have a family to hate but when i switched from a twenty minute drive to a three minute walk i definitely did miss that enforced sit and think and plan time before and after work. i wouldn’t take driving over walking but there is something nice about having some time where you have no option but to chill and think or sing along to the radio
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Aug 23, 2020 13:16
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Destroyenator posted:i don’t even have a family to hate but when i switched from a twenty minute drive to a three minute walk i definitely did miss that enforced sit and think and plan time before and after work. i wouldn’t take driving over walking but there is something nice about having some time where you have no option but to chill and think or sing along to the radio take a longer walk home i used to live a 20 minute walk / 3 minute train ride from a job and i always preferred walking (except when it was -30C)
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Aug 23, 2020 13:18
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cars are good because they let you take your bikes different places, places where there aren't cars
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Aug 23, 2020 13:26
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yeah that helps. i also make sure to sit down and have a coffee at home in the morning even if i’m running late. not really a problem but it was a strange adjustment i wasn’t expecting
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Aug 23, 2020 13:27
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“I gently caress my wife! I gently caress my wife so good!” I keep posting on the computer forums thread about coronavirus and working from home. “it’s my life’s insight! exercise and gently caress your wife!!”
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Aug 23, 2020 13:45
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Destroyenator posted:i don’t even have a family to hate but when i switched from a twenty minute drive to a three minute walk i definitely did miss that enforced sit and think and plan time before and after work. i wouldn’t take driving over walking but there is something nice about having some time where you have no option but to chill and think or sing along to the radio i have found a way to make the driving chore very palatable but saying “i love driving” seems about the same level of wtf as saying “i love doing the dishes”, when i think on it
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Aug 23, 2020 13:45
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I like the Ivan Illich argument: - count your yearly distance driving a car - count your yearly distance driving a car to work - count the time you spend in the car - count the time you spend in the car driving to work - count the costs of all the maintenance, gas, insurance, licenses, car itself, etc - figure out your average speed by including the time spent working to pay for car costs for an average (non tech salary haver) person, when you count everything there, you find out almost a quarter to third of their income and time is spent on the car and most of the car usage is for work itself. In the end, someone’s average speed including the time spent working for it can come down to 30km/h or lower, something easy to hit on any road bike for a fraction of the time and cost. cars are an oppressive monopoly to work around
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Aug 23, 2020 13:56
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MononcQc posted:In the end, someone’s average speed including the time spent working for it can come down to 30km/h or lower, something easy to hit on any road bike for a fraction of the time and cost. e: and live at the equator or something for weather lol Kenny Logins fucked around with this message at 14:13 on Aug 23, 2020 |
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Aug 23, 2020 14:10
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I would bike more if there were no cars or more protected bike lanes
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Aug 23, 2020 14:17
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Uptime Sinclair posted:this holds if you are single, able-bodied and have no kids it would but for me (living in snow, working remote, without kids) it started showing it would make sense to at least just use a larger mix of walking, cycling, public transit, and cabs/rentals to get around than just actually owning a car.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:20
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Methanar posted:4-8 weeks ago I was going to different churches and temples every week just to maybe find some friends. It was all just 55+ If you have the space and your living space allows, get a pet. Even something small like a rat or hamster to interact with would be good. I would have blown my brains out by now if I didn't have my cats.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:20
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MononcQc posted:it would but for me (living in snow, working remote, without kids) it started showing it would make sense to at least just use a larger mix of walking, cycling, public transit, and cabs/rentals to get around than just actually owning a car.
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Aug 23, 2020 14:22
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Uptime Sinclair posted:i hear folks say handwashing the dishes is the place where they get zen and/or listen to podcasts or music or w/e tae gently caress this is me. also while doing yard work.
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also while dancing for nickels at the end of the driveway.
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