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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

fart simpson posted:

if you end up shooting anyone your probably just going to shoot yourself

contrary to what you may expect not every use of a gun is a school shooting

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Fatal Error
Feb 13, 2013

by sebmojo
obviously, sometimes you gotta shoot your neighbor or maybe a minority that scared you by existing

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


going for a walk yesterday this lady coughed really loudly as i walked past then laughed at me for looking at her. ffs

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


Fatal Error posted:

obviously, sometimes you gotta shoot your neighbor or maybe a minority that scared you by existing

i remember an army sergeant telling us that once he got a license to carry a personal sidearm in civilian life, he also started getting into situations where he felt that he needed to use it

definitely some "when all you have is a hammer" business going on there

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Penisface posted:

i remember an army sergeant telling us that once he got a license to carry a personal sidearm in civilian life, he also started getting into situations where he felt that he needed to use it

definitely some "when all you have is a hammer" business going on there

if it’s a bad idea to do a thing if you don’t have a gun, it’s also a bad idea to do that thing if you have a gun.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

REIGNING YOSPOS COSTCO KING
https://twitter.com/bridger_w/status/1242562274201464833

TerminalRaptor
Nov 6, 2012

Mostly Harmless

Jonny 290 posted:

my biggest MISS in gun land was not picking up a cx4 storm when they were still in production



they take the same mags as my pistol. they're now a million dollars

and yes that is the battlestar galactica gun

I've been looking for cx4 for a while now. It's impossible to find any information when they're coming back.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Penisface posted:

sorry i did not want to be a oval office

this thread is getting quite wild, sadbrains should not be mixed with gun chat imo

lol I didn’t expect anyone to actually do so but drat what a bad idea that turned out to be. kinda there were some cool parts

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat

Fatal Error posted:

obviously, sometimes you gotta shoot your neighbor or maybe a minority that scared you by existing

or the neighbor that prepped more than you

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
i got that 17hmr cz, its nice

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol i’m trying to vaccinate people without them coming into the pharmacy so doing it in their cars but ITS FUCKIN HOSING DOEN mates i’m drenched

and this isn’t as delicious as it looks

hot sauce and salt has helped it

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 14, 2007

Fun Shoe

echinopsis posted:

lol i’m trying to vaccinate people without them coming into the pharmacy so doing it in their cars but ITS FUCKIN HOSING DOEN mates i’m drenched

and this isn’t as delicious as it looks

hot sauce and salt has helped it

I know this....thing

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
huh

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 14, 2007

Fun Shoe
If you want to eat that stuff it basically has to serve as a component in something else

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


professor lumpy balls, they call me
which one of you is this

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
it wasn’t me but I get it. I wish I could do something to help, but I’m not sure how electron beam diagnostics can help. like long term it will be useful but just not in an immediate way.

so maybe shoving some magnets up your nose will help, I mean apparently not but the idea had promise.

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Sagebrush posted:

which one of you is this

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face

name's daniel hence not a james so i think we're good

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Denies difficulty breathing
Denies further magnets

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Sagebrush posted:

which one of you is this

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face



nice over engineered solution he was going for there


i mean, just tie some string or elastic round your wrists and then to your trouser belt loops. If you use elastic you get a bonus workout!

syntaxrigger
Jul 6, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Captain Foo posted:

contrary to what you may expect not every use of a gun is a school shooting

huge if true

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib

Captain Foo posted:

contrary to what you may expect not every use of a gun is a school shooting
I learned the same lesson from Tiger King

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
yeah sometimes they're used to symbolically execute sexualized effigies of people you hate

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

Captain Foo posted:

contrary to what you may expect not every use of a gun is a school shooting

yeah instead you're supposed to roll into a major city with all your other gun enthusiast friends (reaching across the aisle!) to make sure those politicians don't outlaw a gun magazine or whatever

you know more about guns than i do, and are more willing to use them than i am, and am more likely to survive any weird apocalypse scenario than my frail nerd body, cool, take it to tfr please

edit: i misspelled apocalypse

Share Bear fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Mar 30, 2020

Fatal Error
Feb 13, 2013

by sebmojo
lol @ surviving. just drop the fuckin bomb on top of me and erase me from existence

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Sagebrush posted:

which one of you is this

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

Australian Dr Daniel Reardon ended up in hospital after inserting magnets in his nostrils while building a necklace that warns you when you touch your face



just put him in the MRI machine and turn it on. problem solved.

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Fatal Error posted:

lol @ surviving. just drop the fuckin bomb on top of me and erase me from existence

Scud Hansen
Dec 13, 2015

Darkness and Evil
YOSPOS gun touchers unite

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
you can;t hug with fire arms

SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



SO DEMANDING posted:

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work

:wave:

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 14, 2007

Fun Shoe
there's a parade for my neighborhood elementary school driving down my street; police escort, firetrucks, etc

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 9, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


SO DEMANDING posted:

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work

I started the week with a migraine and work looks pretty attractive compared to that tbh

President Beep
Apr 29, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SO DEMANDING posted:

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work


yet i still have to pretend to :(

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

SO DEMANDING posted:

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work

im on that absolute bare minimum care level right now where if someone IMs me in teams i'll take care of something, but that's about it

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
im gonna make more coffee and then ponder doing some work.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

SO DEMANDING posted:

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work

i am having a really hard time with this right now

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 14, 2007

Fun Shoe
idk I feel like I'm doing fine at work; maybe even a little more productive

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Shaggar posted:

im on that absolute bare minimum care level right now where if someone IMs me in teams i'll take care of something, but that's about it

2nd to last day at old job, new job starts Monday. literally just scrubbing and erasing personal data from the computer before turning it in to IT.

Care level at record low.

New job should be fun, tho.

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


SO DEMANDING posted:

raise your hand if you absolutely cannot give a single gently caress about work

the customer i'm auditing does not at all care about my advice even though they stand to lose out on tens if not hundreds of millions of dollars worth of contracts if they gently caress this up- and the whole reason i'm here is because they are critically loving up

then once this project is over i'm probably getting laid off / furloughed

so i'm really trying to care but it's getting harder and harder each day

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
I have no gently caress and I must work

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