yospos coronavirus wfh thread year 5 - working all day just isn't right

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; by Pragmatica
(and can't post for 22 days!); Slippery Tilde

President Beep posted:

bowls is ~~rocks~~ ~~clay~~ yamahas with food inside

any bowl full of five pounds of seething black thoraxes and mandibles is hysterical

# ? Apr 19, 2020 05:02

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# ? Dec 3, 2024 20:13

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Agile Vector posted:

best buy will do curb side loading for online orders and wont let anyone in the store

it�s because they�re being used as equipment warehouses for the secret government 5g rollout while we�re all in quarantine op

# ? Apr 19, 2020 11:49

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

any bowl full of five pounds of seething black thoraxes and mandibles is hysterical

lol that one was good

# ? Apr 19, 2020 13:28

syntaxrigger: Jul 6, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

So this is fascinating as poo poo but could also be a mixture of caffeine + an interesting problem that I can't solve but want to

:siren:

THIS ARTICLE TALKS ABOUT HOW THE VIRUS KILL FOLKS :siren:

How Coronavirus Kills

Interesting takeaways. I am not a doctor.

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Despite the more than 1000 papers now spilling into journals and onto preprint servers every week, a clear picture is elusive, as the virus acts like no microbe humanity has ever seen. Without larger, prospective controlled studies that are only now being launched, scientists must pull information from small studies and case reports, often published at warp speed and not yet peer reviewed. �We need to keep a very open mind as this phenomenon goes forward,� says Nancy Reau, a liver transplant physician who has been treating COVID-19 patients at Rush University Medical Center. �We are still learning.�
The rona CAN possibly trigger a cytokine storm which essentially gets your immune system to attack healthy cells. Chloroquine can be used to treat some autoimmune disorders because it mildly suppresses the immune system, essentially suppressing this storm IF it happens. Chloroquine definitely looks like a false positive.
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Mangalmurti says she has been �shocked by the fact that we don�t have a huge number of asthmatics� or patients with other respiratory diseases in HUP�s ICU. �It�s very striking to us that risk factors seem to be vascular: diabetes, obesity, age, hypertension.�
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The worldwide fears of ventilator shortages for failing lungs have received plenty of attention. Not so a scramble for another type of equipment: dialysis machines. �If these folks are not dying of lung failure, they�re dying of renal failure,� says neurologist Jennifer Frontera of New York University�s Langone Medical Center ...
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Ventilators boost the risk of kidney damage, as do antiviral drugs including remdesivir, which is being deployed experimentally in COVID-19 patients.
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Some COVID-19 patients have strokes, seizures, mental confusion, and brain inflammation. Doctors are trying to understand which are directly caused by the virus.
Apparently they see really low o2 sat levels but people aren't gasping for air because the virus seems to prevent the uptake of o2 from inside the lungs.

I think this sort of thing is called a virus' pathology but I am not sure.

# ? Apr 19, 2020 15:32

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 9 years!)

thank you for your insight, computer man

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:15

Squinky v2.0: Nov 16, 2006; Behind you! A three headed monkey!; College Slice

page 88: im kind of sick of everyone online being a health expert overnight

page 89: *kicks down door* IM NOT A DOCTOR, BUT...

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:18

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

lookit mister fancy computerman what thinks he's so smart with the "posting a hyper link" and all that city boy bullshit. bet you think you're smart boy

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:19

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 9 years!)

almost like the problem with the post wasn't the link

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:34

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

loving idiot computer men posting covid19 GARBAGE in the covid19 thread in the computer man forum

christ

# ? Apr 19, 2020 18:52

Corla Plankun: May 8, 2007; improve the lives of everyone

lol if you cant understand the difference between elon musking a crisis and talking about it with your peers

# ? Apr 19, 2020 19:48

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

I'm not a doctor, but I think kidney failure is bad?

I'm not a lawyer, but I think committing crimes is illegal?

# ? Apr 19, 2020 20:19

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

ShadowHawk posted:

I'm not a lawyer, but I think committing crimes is illegal?

it is if you�re poor

# ? Apr 19, 2020 20:22

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Corla Plankun posted:

lol if you cant understand the difference between elon musking a crisis and talking about it with your peers

# ? Apr 19, 2020 20:23

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

my only peers are behind seven proxies

# ? Apr 19, 2020 20:23

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

for the record, my issue was with middle managers and tractor supply warehouse owners saying things like "based on the newest publication in Lancet, EO-235V, the numbers for the delta-168 protein uptake are at variance with the official CDC numbers, and this really shows that $POLICY_DECISION is really far past due"

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:37

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

my issue is that i�m a dumb dipshit and so no one should ever listen to anything i say write or type

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:40

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

don't worry we don't

# ? Apr 19, 2020 22:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

REIGNING YOSPOS COSTCO KING

Uptime Sinclair posted:

my issue is that i�m a dumb dipshit and so no one should ever listen to anything i say write or type

way ahead of you there, friendo

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:22

Samuel L. ACKSYN: Feb 29, 2008

nicotine prevents covid its the cool and refreshing truth they dont want you to know

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:36

syntaxrigger: Jul 6, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

lol man yall wild

If I bothered anyone with my words my bad. I felt like I learned a thing I didn't know and thought about sharing. I'll get better about lurking more.

syntaxrigger fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Apr 19, 2020

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:42

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

I felt a pang of loss for the old world today. I went on a business trip last year and met a bunch of fun and interesting co-workers who were also from all over the place. Sad that is an experience I will not be repeating..ever again?

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:46

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

syntaxrigger posted:

lol man yall wild

If I bothered anyone with my words my bad. I felt like I learned a thing I didn't know and thought about sharing. I'll get better about lurking more.

your posts were no worse than anyone elses (other than mine of course because my posts are the best), please do not worry about it

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:52

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

abigserve posted:

I felt a pang of loss for the old world today. I went on a business trip last year and met a bunch of fun and interesting co-workers who were also from all over the place. Sad that is an experience I will not be repeating..ever again?

I had a similar experience 2 weeks ago. I thought of my last few offsite events to the SF bay area and all those restaurants near the office just being closed down. On separate trips years apart I went to some particular restaurants and I remember that the same people were still the waiters and bartenders and now they're all unemployed with the business likely gone.

Methanar fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Apr 19, 2020

# ? Apr 19, 2020 23:56

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

if we pull out of this i'm going to be living a simpler life where i buy cheaper things and enjoy them more. i have always been super uncomfortable going on trips to sf and we drag nine people out for a seven hundred dollar dinner where it just becomes a volume war between the 3 drunkest ppl at the table. i dont really get $48 of enjoyment out of a piece of fish the size of a dollar bill and i have to specify if i want sparkling or alkaline water

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:10

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

sounds like someone chose the wrong water

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:12

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

nah

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:13

Salt Fish: Sep 11, 2003; Make Deer Great Again; Cybernetic Crumb

I promise you that everything will go back to normal, in the worst possible way.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:14

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 14, 2007; Fun Shoe

Idk there�s something about the $200/person dinner with the additional $200/person wine pairing and $50 cheese sample, and however much for pre dinner drinks

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:15

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

nah. you can't just reopen ten thousand restaurants because you want to back to NoRmaL

all those owners will have ruined credit. like five million people that had clean rental records will now have an eviction on file. that means that combined with the fact that landlords credit check now means we will have millions of formerly productive people dying in cardboard boxes

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:16

President Beep: Apr 29, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Jonny 290 posted:

if we pull out of this i'm going to be living a simpler life where i buy cheaper things and enjoy them more. i have always been super uncomfortable going on trips to sf and we drag nine people out for a seven hundred dollar dinner where it just becomes a volume war between the 3 drunkest ppl at the table. i dont really get $48 of enjoyment out of a piece of fish the size of a dollar bill and i have to specify if i want sparkling or alkaline water

i'm glad that you're thinking in term of how you'd like to live your life going forward. seems like a healthy direction.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:18

syntaxrigger: Jul 6, 2011; Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

rotor posted:

your posts were no worse than anyone elses (other than mine of course because my posts are the best), please do not worry about it

That makes sense. Thanks. Still feel like I should have known better and just posted the link or something.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:19

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 14, 2007; Fun Shoe

I thinking the bourgeois places will weather between ongoing adapted patronage and a desire to �keep things as they were� but a lot of others will get wiped

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:20

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

Restaurants and bars will re-open because people want to go out. There will be far less of them but they will still exists.

Cafes are going to get obliterated because nobody is going to be in the city at lunchtime anymore

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:23

mystes: May 31, 2006

Most restaurants don't last very long anyway. New ones will open when this is over.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:26

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

it costs a quarter million dollars to open a restaurant in like loving arkansas. I hope that yall are right but i do not expect 90% of nonwhite owned restaurants to come back, which basically means all of the good ones.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:32

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

idk man even in the BeforeTimes restaurants seem to open & close pretty regularly

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:33

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

i mean like yeah poo poo is bad but i mean civilization as we know it is gonna pretty much just keep on keepin on

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:34

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; Official Carrier of the Neil Bush Torch

poo poo I still get food to take out 2-3 times a week, lotsa restaurants are doin ok. not great, but ok.

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:35

Methanar: Sep 26, 2013; by the sex ghost

consumerism bad

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:35

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# ? Dec 3, 2024 20:13

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 WARP

maybe if you do residence restaurants where you have like eight bunks in the back for your homeless staff. couple of shower stalls, get a ps4 back there

# ? Apr 20, 2020 00:36

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