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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



fash: heheheh idiot protestors don't know how to really fight, look at my FIREARM, do you see that??? cowards.

also fash: woaaaaaaaaaaaah, a mask? a helmet? milk? a baseball bat? why can't you people do a peaceful protest??

oh god this is my worst snipe of all time

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Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010



I look forward to this internet tough guy showing up to a protest with a stupid weapon and getting immediately bested in a fight with a group of teenagers who take exception to having a stupid weapon waved craply at them. Because that's happened a couple of times now, but if the internet tough guys were able to learn anything from the mistakes of others, they wouldn't be internet tough guys.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012





Lipstick Apathy

Edit:it’s fake and I got got so leaving it as evidence I’m the idiot on social media


https://twitter.com/Vitam_C_addict/...4550114305?s=20

Ambitious Spider has a new favorite as of 01:35 on Jun 5, 2020

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Nobody calls it “the Pearl complex” they just call it “the Pearl”

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.



oldpainless posted:

Nobody calls it “the Pearl complex” they just call it “the Pearl”

Something something never let it fall into your clutches!

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice

Gonna overpower* that concierge


*slip them a $20

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418




AlbieQuirky posted:

Gonna overpower* that concierge


*slip them a $20

*asks for help loading the truck

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

At this point, they're just mocking us, right?

https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/1268603674822979585

e: In the unlikely event they gain a conscience and take it down

hyperhazard has a new favorite as of 22:03 on Jun 4, 2020

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


hyperhazard posted:

At this point, they're just mocking us, right?

https://twitter.com/HouseGOP/status/1268603674822979585

e: In the unlikely event they gain a conscience and take it down



Sen. Cotton: "Hold my beer"

https://twitter.com/SenTomCotton/st...609893906485248

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!



https://twitter.com/jinxpandora/sta...8425476096?s=20

8 tweets later...

https://twitter.com/jinxpandora/sta...9378826243?s=20

You love to see it.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








MizPiz posted:

Because twinks wear high end and/or fast fashion street shoes, not boots.

Lets just say there is a lot of nws content that disproves your hypothesis.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!



Screencaps:


Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019









lmao, whole account deleted.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Inceltown posted:

lmao, whole account deleted.

Finally, GOOD timing on my end!

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








Absurd Alhazred posted:

Finally, GOOD timing on my end!

Indeed. You're doing good work.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.



Please any higher beings that are watching, please help find this idiot on social media.

https://twitter.com/vicstoddard/sta...3489560576?s=21

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Inceltown posted:

Lets just say there is a lot of nws content that disproves your hypothesis.



I'm not sure that's enough, you'd better provide more evidence to substantiate your claims. (jk)

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009


I bring two threads. One bad, one good.

https://twitter.com/bariweiss/statu...0797978625?s=19

https://twitter.com/KatzOnEarth/sta...3842488323?s=19

Cernunnos
Sep 2, 2011


10 Beers posted:

Please any higher beings that are watching, please help find this idiot on social media.

https://twitter.com/vicstoddard/sta...3489560576?s=21

According to the replies someone has found him and passed his info onto the park cops.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.



Notch bought a mansion with a candy wall and he had to throw away the candy because it went rotten because even though he's a literal billionaire he doesn't have any friends.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




i'm annoyed at how good notch makes other billionaires look by comparison

i guess they just have the good taste to keep their cannibal parties private

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418




TinTower posted:

Notch bought a mansion with a candy wall and he had to throw away the candy because it went rotten because even though he's a literal billionaire he doesn't have any friends.

apparently the chuddieness is a result of the no friends, and the lack of friends is because his money has just made him paranoid. He has nothing in common with other rich people, and doesn't trust anyone who isn't rich to not just act like his friend to get to his money

sadly, by becoming so nasty about he, he guaranteed neither thing will ever change

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Which is weird cos if I had two billion dollars I would be quite happy if people were just my friend for money because 1. I have friends and 2. they get money I don't need. Seems like win win.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

hey kid how's the cake


RFC2324 posted:

apparently the chuddieness is a result of the no friends, and the lack of friends is because his money has just made him paranoid. He has nothing in common with other rich people, and doesn't trust anyone who isn't rich to not just act like his friend to get to his money

sadly, by becoming so nasty about he, he guaranteed neither thing will ever change

I wonder what its like to become the subject of a cautionary tale about money and happiness.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.




Didn't he only lose all his friends because they all worked for Mojang and when he sold it they got none of the money?

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007



Notch is awful but I don’t think that is a real tweet.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

Http 418




OwlFancier posted:

Which is weird cos if I had two billion dollars I would be quite happy if people were just my friend for money because 1. I have friends and 2. they get money I don't need. Seems like win win.

he has that childish notion of friendship that it should be pure and they should love you for who you are and not what you have

but he drove all his friends from before money off by being a shitheel who kept all the money instead of giving people the shares they had earned with their work, so he is never going to get that

I feel bad for him, but that doesn't change the fact that he is getting what he deserves for consistent chuddery throughout his life, there is a pattern

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning






Don’t forget his fiancée left him after he got the money . She couldn’t deal with the person he was and would not settle for just being a billionaires wife.

Sometimes I would see gamers praise this person as an idol for being boss enough to gently caress over his colleagues in mojang.

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012





Lipstick Apathy

RatHat posted:

Notch is awful but I don’t think that is a real tweet.

Duly noted edit the post to point that out. Left it because I’m an idiot for falling for it and the poster is an idiot for making up thinggs when botch is terrible enough as is

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

RFC2324 posted:

apparently the chuddieness is a result of the no friends, and the lack of friends is because his money has just made him paranoid. He has nothing in common with other rich people, and doesn't trust anyone who isn't rich to not just act like his friend to get to his money

sadly, by becoming so nasty about he, he guaranteed neither thing will ever change

IIRC Snopp's kid is a big fan of Minecraft so Snoop invited him over to get high and play/talk about video games and Notch turned him down.

https://qz.com/491440/minecrafts-fo...-buy-happiness/

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Hence, nothing remains except our regrets.



Lipstick Apathy

christmas boots posted:

IIRC Snopp's kid is a big fan of Minecraft so Snoop invited him over to get high and play/talk about video games and Notch turned him down.

https://qz.com/491440/minecrafts-fo...-buy-happiness/

I literally can't imagine being invited by Snoop to get high and talk about games and turning it down.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos


https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1...8208573440?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008




Wow bold of Israel to admit Jesus was the son of God.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


Mak0rz posted:

Wow bold of Israel to admit Jesus was the son of God.

A lot of the responses in Hebrew are Israelis embarrassed at that, I cannot stress this enough, official Israeli government account.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Mak0rz posted:

Wow bold of Israel to admit Jesus was the son of God.

That's the funniest bit lol.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.




bari weiss reinventing marxism for liberals

quote:

Weissian class theory asserts that an individual's position within a class hierarchy is determined by their role in the News production process, and argues that political and ideological consciousness is determined by class position. A class is those who share common economic interests, are conscious of those interests, and engage in collective action which advances those interests. Within Weissian class theory, the structure of the production process forms the basis of class construction.

Weiss distinguishes one class from another on the basis of two criteria: ownership of the Twitter account and control of Editor in Chief. From this, Weiss states "Society as a whole is more and more splitting up into two great hostile camps, into two great classes directly facing each other":

I. Wokes, or youth, own the Twitter and did coke with the EIC during Journalism 101 back at Yale

II. Liberals, or proletariat, don't understand the twitter and called the EIC a slur her first day. Therefore, they run Tom Cotton.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/schmegin/status/1268696107363819524

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




Mak0rz posted:

Wow bold of Israel to admit Jesus was the son of God.

whoever's running that account is much less invested in denying the divinity of Christ than denying the humanity of Palestinians

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Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Outside Context Problem


RFC2324 posted:

apparently the chuddieness is a result of the no friends, and the lack of friends is because his money has just made him paranoid. He has nothing in common with other rich people, and doesn't trust anyone who isn't rich to not just act like his friend to get to his money

sadly, by becoming so nasty about he, he guaranteed neither thing will ever change

Nah, the signs were already there during his Wurm Online days. He took a lot of the tech with him but as far as I can tell never mentioned it again.

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