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Delpino
May 12, 2001
Forum Veteran

There's a little less IoSM now. Twitter permanently suspends account of controversial British columnist Katie Hopkins

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth IK





quote:

Stephen Herrero, a Canadian biologist, reports that during the 1990s, bears killed around three people a year in the U.S. and Canada

Washington Post posted:

Police in the US have shot and killed more than 5,000 people since 2015

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!




Cleretic posted:

They'll do until St. Paul puts together a Bear Patrol.

i'll do you one better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018




Someone in the comments dug up the time he called the sheriff to handle a possum.

https://twitter.com/LewisForMN/stat...174008985423880

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Possums > leftists > nazis >= liberals

possum shoulda called to have him removed imo

RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Please get me out of this snake.




The cops. Holy poo poo, calling the cops. It's a black bear. If you stand up straight and speak loudly from a safe distance, it'll probably run off on its own.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



Between a cop and a bear i think im safer with the bear in my neighborhood.

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

I THINK BUDWEISER IS GOOD. PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO ME.

RoboRodent posted:

The cops. Holy poo poo, calling the cops. It's a black bear. If you stand up straight and speak loudly from a safe distance, it'll probably run off on its own.

Yeah seriously, if you're getting rid of a black bear you're doing it for its own safety more than anything else. Worst case scenario it'll spook a jogger and then leave some trash strewn about.

I can only imagine the implication of that tweet is that a crew of men should come and shoot it 9 times in the back?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

quote:

black bears

Spotted the problem

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.

Both words are the problem, they're black AND gay.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

I could hear the roots of loneliness creeping through me when the world was hushed at four o'clock in the morning




https://twitter.com/slipeater/statu...6501033984?s=19

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



RoboRodent posted:

The cops. Holy poo poo, calling the cops. It's a black bear. If you stand up straight and speak loudly from a safe distance, it'll probably run off on its own.

I'm sorry but where in this scenario is the bear arrested??

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010



The bear is black and is minding its own business so yeah the cops'll probably shoot it

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



https://twitter.com/extremelysquid/...630035371532294





MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide


I like how they're more upset about the Cheezit being used than about the fact it's a pic of 9/11

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



MizPiz posted:

I like how they're more upset about the Cheezit being used than about the fact it's a pic of 9/11

That wouldn't get a DMCA takedown though

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.

https://twitter.com/BrandonStraka/s...3135040512?s=20

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm not a hero...



BioEnchanted posted:

Both words are the problem, they're black AND gay.

Yowza.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

Proč bychom se netěšili když nám Pán Bůh zdraví dá?



https://twitter.com/thedonmike/stat...7220970496?s=20

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!





wizzardstaff posted:

Someone in the comments dug up the time he called the sheriff to handle a possum.

https://twitter.com/LewisForMN/stat...174008985423880



You know he's going to delete these as soon as he can get one of his younger relatives to show him how to do it, right?

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


"Dispatch" usually means "euthanize." Did this fucker call the cops to come murder a possum for him?

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010


Edgar Allen Ho posted:

"Dispatch" usually means "euthanize." Did this fucker call the cops to come murder a possum for him?

We have tactically dispatched the marsupial

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

I got sick of seeing a good poster with TRUMP LOVER so enjoy this thing instead.






It's fun to be reminded that for a lot of people, cops being the first call for literally everything, including stuff well outside their purview to deal with, isn't a bad thing that contributes to unnecessary harm and death. What the gently caress is a cop going to do about a black bear other than shoot it? They aren't animal control.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

"Dispatch" usually means "euthanize." Did this fucker call the cops to come murder a possum for him?

The cop looks like he's holding a ketch, one of those sticks with a loop on the end so you can collar an animal without getting near it. So hopefully they just guided it outside or took it to a wildlife rehab or something.

there wolf has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Jun 20, 2020

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018




Absurd Alhazred posted:

You know he's going to delete these as soon as he can get one of his younger relatives to show him how to do it, right?

I think you give him too much credit to feel shame.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4iQrDuf1r8

Never forget Puget Sound 2018, when white people achieved Perfect Form

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away



Black bears are pussies anyway. Most of em will tuck tail and run if you're slightly bigger and loud.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013


Nastyman posted:

Black bears are pussies anyway. Most of em will tuck tail and run if you're slightly bigger and loud.

I don't know many people ho are bigger than black bears, even slightly so

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

I THINK BUDWEISER IS GOOD. PLEASE DO NOT LISTEN TO ME.

there wolf posted:

The cop looks like he's holding a ketch, one of those sticks with a loop on the end so you can collar an animal without getting near it. So hopefully they just guided it outside or took it to a wildlife rehab or something.

He could have just left the garage door open for an hour or two.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Serperoth posted:

I don't know many people ho are bigger than black bears, even slightly so

The bear doesn't have to know that

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010


https://twitter.com/rabbit_isdead/s...6394680328?s=21

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019



Serperoth posted:

I don't know many people ho are bigger than black bears, even slightly so

It happened in america though

d3lness
Feb 19, 2011

Unicorns are metal. Gundanium alloy to be exact...




Randy Pitchford probably has it on video somewhere on a USB stick.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


d3lness posted:

Randy Pitchford probably has it on video somewhere on a USB stick.

Veotax
May 16, 2006




Surely you meant

Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012




Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/sta...7349541888?s=20

what's with conservatives and diapers?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Projection. Always

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Veotax posted:

Surely you meant



I stand corrected

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Hence, nothing remains except our regrets.



Lipstick Apathy


You know, I often look at posts from women about weird body stuff and I feel a great kinship with someone across the world who has the same problems I do.

This is NOT one of them, what the hell.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Midnight Voyager posted:

You know, I often look at posts from women about weird body stuff and I feel a great kinship with someone across the world who has the same problems I do.

This is NOT one of them, what the hell.

Speak for yourself, my balls can soak up about a quart each if I've just had a piss

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nurmie
Dec 8, 2019



I just have to ask, is this actually a common thing, or a thing at all?

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