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Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.




Read another loving book.
https://twitter.com/HeheWaitWhut/st...1706388480?s=20

It's also really telling that the thought of the socialist as Voldemort and not loving Trump.



The tweet is loving insane, but they're using female as an adjective in this context, the big warning sign is when people use it as a noun.

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T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Skwirl posted:

The tweet is loving insane, but they're using female as an adjective in this context, the big warning sign is when people use it as a noun.

It's creepy either way imo

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

Females all just want one thing, and it's a delicious dessert they've prevented me from ordering myself.

SoldadoDeTone
Apr 20, 2006

Hold on tight!

My favorite part is making Yang be Cho Chang since she's the only Asian in Harry Potter. That's about as bad as my 9th grade world history class where our very white class forced the shy black kid to be Nelson Mandela in our mock trial.

Sorry, Patrick.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






https://twitter.com/w101dgj/status/...8582915073?s=19

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



SoldadoDeTone posted:

My favorite part is making Yang be Cho Chang since she's the only Asian in Harry Potter. That's about as bad as my 9th grade world history class where our very white class forced the shy black kid to be Nelson Mandela in our mock trial.

Sorry, Patrick.

And Angelina Johnson and Lee Jordan are both black. They're just taking the people they don't know anything about and matching races.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!


https://twitter.com/FDRLST/status/1249718988935839745

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014




Some president seems to think his authority is limitless in the face of the pandemic. He needs a remedial lesson in the Constitution.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






https://twitter.com/TheClassicalCon...2337260544?s=19

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.




Imagine being a Papa John truther.

https://twitter.com/Luka49540302/st...2262711297?s=20

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.




bernie sanders

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012



College Slice


“The Federalist” being super true to its name here. You know that’s exactly what Hamilton, Madison, and Jay would have wanted, a President ordering governors around

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!


The federalist arguing for centralized control is one of the funnier bullshit out there

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/bayouwilson/sta...080026736099328

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019









lmao, if dating my partner is anything to go by I have to order dessert so she can 'have a taste' of mine. Or what is more accurately described as eating my dessert.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



Fellas, is it gay to eat food

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.






chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/mbwaeltz/status...5027200002?s=21

https://twitter.com/gmp_za/status/1...9966013446?s=21

boar guy
Jan 25, 2007




what?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

hey kid how's the cake



kinda want to try this

My Twitter Account
Feb 4, 2003



BrigadierSensible posted:

But the question I will ask is what has happened to his followers? Did they look at Dr. Peterson and what he has become to see where following his advice leads you? Do they still defend his "women are whores, and you should tidy your room whilst eating meat." philosophy?

Or more likely, were they all just internet man babies, and such gotten bored and moved on to the next thing?
Andrew Breitbart had so much rage that his heart literally exploded. Didn't change his followers one bit.

Or, for a non-political example, you know how the Atkins Diet (tons of fat, little to no vegetables) is still a thing? Dr. Atkins died of a massive coronary.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous


-Woman posts that her husband just died. Gets thousands of likes, because he was a "doctor on the front lines."
-Someone pulls her posts from 2 months ago, where she was talking about the anniversary of the death of her husband.
-Someone else pulls her thirsty comments from March.

I guess a generous reading would be that her 1st husband died a while ago, she remarried, and the 2nd husband just died. But Occam's razor and all.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on




Pillbug

My Twitter Account posted:

Dr. Atkins died of a massive coronary.

He slipped on ice and bashed his head. He ended up dying from surgical complications when they did surgery to remove a clot.

He did have possible cardiomyopathy though.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

hyperhazard posted:

-Woman posts that her husband just died. Gets thousands of likes, because he was a "doctor on the front lines."
-Someone pulls her posts from 2 months ago, where she was talking about the anniversary of the death of her husband.
-Someone else pulls her thirsty comments from March.

I guess a generous reading would be that her 1st husband died a while ago, she remarried, and the 2nd husband just died. But Occam's razor and all.

Overly generous, considering he was allegedly alive as of November


https://twitter.com/centristrn/stat...2447254531?s=21

Why I think it might all be fake!

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/13reasonswhomst...836611635175425

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


Ugly In The Morning posted:

He slipped on ice and bashed his head. He ended up dying from surgical complications when they did surgery to remove a clot.

He did have possible cardiomyopathy though.

He did have cardiomyopathy, but there's no evidence that an unhealthy diet played a role https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Atkins_(physician)#Death

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010

Don't look at me-
I'm ugly in the morning
When the headaches gone
The sun is not.
Forgot to turn the alarm
On - on




Pillbug

EasilyConfused posted:

He did have cardiomyopathy, but there's no evidence that an unhealthy diet played a role https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Atkins_(physician)#Death

Definitely, there's tons of different causes and types of cardiomyopathy. I think that's just where that one guy got "massive coronary" from.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Definitely, there's tons of different causes and types of cardiomyopathy. I think that's just where that one guy got "massive coronary" from.

It's one of those things that sounds so hilariously ironic that people want to believe it's true, so it gets repeated uncritically.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

More like Dr. Robert Fatkins.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





Wasn’t there some other pop science doctor like back in the 80s who was all about jogging, until he keeled over dead while jogging?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Data Graham posted:

Wasn’t there some other pop science doctor like back in the 80s who was all about jogging, until he keeled over dead while jogging?

Yes there was.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



1stGear posted:

kinda want to try this

Same

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

I'm the babyliberal, gotta love me!



Hey, she's single!

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.




Absurd Alhazred posted:

Hey, she's single!

But that would involve getting dessert with her, and we all know her opinion on that.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/sunnyspellsjp/s...619155122302976

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012






https://twitter.com/FOXNashville/st...4109070336?s=19

The comments are exactly what you expect.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy



It looks like a scat fetishist caused a size queen and a dude with a dick so big it causes typos to find love on Twitter. It brings a tear to the eye.

Picnic Princess
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die










12,000 laugh reacts and ONLY laugh reacts in 13 hours has got to be some kind of record.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

High Energy, Good Feeling!








I could black this card out every single day I go into work. Unfortunately.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

"When I started here all there was was lampshade warehouses and leather bars, the serious leather bars where you wouldn't get in unless you had a rubber ball stuffed in your mouth, the wine list was tattooed on the bartender's face. That kind of place."

-Bogus Adventure




I choose Option 5: The Quiznos party platter at their first debate

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