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Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006




Soiled Meat

The real Master Chief wears a face covering everywhere and tries to halt the spread of plagues!

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018





Now that's what I call a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of any coronavirus.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008




This is kind of a smug thing to say yes, but it's also not really a lie though?

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012



Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially

Taco Defender


You're paying for my emergency blood pressure medicine script.

Oops, too late, I'm squirting out my eyes like a horny toad!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it
you little ho-bot


Neophyte posted:

You're paying for my emergency blood pressure medicine script.

Oops, too late, I'm squirting out my eyes like a horny toad!

Horny is not allowed!

Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Just when I thought I couldn't hate Jim more.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.


Ham Wrangler



Six-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart, and give you mine."







That's rich, coming from a group that generally has "opinions" on black and Jewish people.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE



I won't snitch on a person for violating quarantine. I'm waiting until there's a reward available.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.





https://twitter.com/meganamram/stat...075149975912448

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012



Sunswipe posted:

I won't snitch on a person for violating quarantine. I'm waiting until there's a reward available.

Virtue is its own reward, citizen.

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.


Kaiju Cage Match posted:

Virtue is its own reward, citizen.

Plus, when they die, you can get their stuff for cheap.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous


lol conservatives call the cops when a black family is using the wrong charcoal grill at a park, then knock themselves out saluting a soldier who breaks state law during a pandemic.

Don't read the replies, it's depressing.

chitoryu12
Apr 23, 2014



https://twitter.com/JoeHeitkamp/sta...407746580533248

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



For the record I am a bot.

Made, as far as my senses tell me, of meat.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009





T-man posted:

For the record I am a bot.

Made, as far as my senses tell me, of meat.

There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the way through. They're completely meat

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease



I tried my own Twitter account on that site, it said it was Problematic too

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!



I wondered if it was a right wing site and biased against people if they follow lefties, but I got 1%. I need to up my game and become problematic for at least one person.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos


quote:

Good Afternoon everyone! How does this sound as the first line for my novel. "A tale of two hearts breaking beneath the zealous nature of the collective started and ended on the morning dew that lingered in Philadelphia."

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009
DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL



Jeez, two broken hearts in the space of one damp Philly morning. That's rough.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Please report any and all posts from this delusional, transphobic piece of shit who calls everyone nazis and proclaims to speak on behalf of all trans people, despite them not wanting her to do so. Especially any posts where she is harassing other users or derailing a thread.

Inspector 34 posted:

Jeez, two broken hearts in the space of one damp Philly morning. That's rough.

Yeah Gritty just canít find enough to eat these days.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019








Splash Attack
Mar 23, 2008

Yeahhh!
I am GHOS!!
Haaaaaa Ha Ha Ha!!


T-man posted:

For the record I am a bot.

Made, as far as my senses tell me, of meat.

if u think about it weíre technically meat gundams for our brain

Piss Meridian
Mar 25, 2020

by Pragmatica


Splash Attack posted:

if u think about it weíre technically meat gundams for our brain

I'm a meat EVA

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012


Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/grette13/status/1251701672285478912

Everything about this tweet is perfection, from the phone camera screenshot to the perfect infinite ratio.

SerialKilldeer
Apr 25, 2014



trickybiscuits posted:

A tale of two hearts breaking beneath the zealous nature of the collective started and ended on the morning dew that lingered in Philadelphia

Are they planning to enter the Bulwer-Lytton contest?

Phy
Jun 27, 2008





Fun Shoe

Piss Meridian posted:

I'm a meat EVA

I too am a wretched atrocity against both God and man, but I don't go about broadcasting it

SiKboy
Oct 28, 2007
Simaggeddon



Phy posted:

I too am a wretched atrocity against both God and man, but I don't go about broadcasting it

Have you ever looked directly to the left of one of your posts?

OptimusShr
Mar 1, 2008



SiKboy posted:

Have you ever looked directly to the left of one of your posts?

You don't even need that his posts are proof enough.

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012



SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

They want to murder you in a well!
Seems a bit harsh, but
apparently they want to,
it says here on this card.





there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

I got sick of seeing a good poster with TRUMP LOVER so enjoy this thing instead.






I mean that last sentence isn't wrong...

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!


there wolf posted:

I mean that last sentence isn't wrong...

I mean only losers and shills vote for any American party at this point

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005




I feel bad for laughing but holy poo poo this was funny.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011
Please report any and all posts from this delusional, transphobic piece of shit who calls everyone nazis and proclaims to speak on behalf of all trans people, despite them not wanting her to do so. Especially any posts where she is harassing other users or derailing a thread.

Biplane posted:

I feel bad for laughing but holy poo poo this was funny.

don't worry, I know Sophia, she'd understand

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010






Kai Tave posted:

https://twitter.com/grette13/status/1251701672285478912

Everything about this tweet is perfection, from the phone camera screenshot to the perfect infinite ratio.



Gee I wonder why she supports Nazis.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.



Piss Meridian posted:

I'm a meat EVA

The Eva's are made of meat tho post redundant ban op

Badger of Basra
Jul 25, 2007



https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status...7944232963?s=20

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!


Elon really needs to pick a lane. Itís either not that bad actually or itís bad and Elon is fixing it personally

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