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MadDogMike
Apr 9, 2008

Cute but fanged

bobjr posted:

Voldemort also cursed the Sex Ed class along with the DADA position.

Pretty sure he’d have to know that existed to do that, which the illegitimate child he had argues against. Although maybe it was cursed previously, earlier Slytherens had to do something naughty to fit their quota for bad deeds besides just the bigotry.

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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

MadDogMike posted:

Pretty sure he’d have to know that existed to do that, which the illegitimate child he had argues against. Although maybe it was cursed previously, earlier Slytherens had to do something naughty to fit their quota for bad deeds besides just the bigotry.

:puts on my "Voldemort was spermjacked!" t-shirt:

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Magical sex ed class just consists of them saying that women using love potions on men doesn't count as rape.

Seriously, it's wild how Dumbledore tries so hard to make Harry feel sympathetic to Voldemort's mom because she loved Riddle Sr. so much, and Riddle Sr. was a dick for kicking her out and going back to his parents unable to explain why the gently caress he did what he did.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

feedmegin posted:

Still used for buying racehorses and paying lawyers, I think (decimalised, so it's £1.05)

Lawyers get paid in pounds, I believe, but racehorse auctions still do the "buyer pays in guineas, seller receives in pounds" system.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

chaleski posted:

The scene where Harry hands Fred and George a bag of 1,000 Galleons would probably look a bit different

Just because it's amusing to me:

The British £1 gold Sovereign the Galleon was based on is 8G of 22k gold. So that bag was likely 8kg of metal even if the coins were reasonably sized. :v:

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
it was described as a sack so he was lugging it around. Harry isn't generous or guilty, he's just skinny and tired

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Harry gave them the money because he was tired of carrying it around and the concept of money has no meaning to him.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
I mean, makes sense, he's a teenager who gets to go shopping one day a year.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Liquid Communism posted:

I mean, makes sense, he's a teenager who gets to go shopping one day a year.

The monkey paw grants you the wish of massive wealth but you can only spend that wealth in one street that sells school books and novelty candy.

Rockos Modern Bask
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

And date rape potions

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Feldegast42 posted:

And date rape potions

Sold in the novelty candy shop.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Alhazred posted:

Sold in the novelty candy shop.

To schoolchildren!

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

amigolupus posted:

It's almost amazing how much Harry regressed as he got older, from being less curious about magic to being less empathetic to others around him. A good writer might have made that a deliberate point about Harry losing the perspective of being raised in a non-magical environment, but we all know that's not the case with Rowling.

Boy raised in a toxic environment becomes a toxic rear end in a top hat.

Again, Rowling created a world class masterpiece entirely by accident.

Brofessor Slayton
Jan 1, 2012

josh04 posted:

To schoolchildren!

The most charitable assumption would be that they're scamming the kids, but nope! Actual functioning Love Potions. Ron eats some of the spiked chocolates.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK
Ultra Carp

Runcible Cat posted:

:puts on my "Voldemort was spermjacked!" t-shirt:

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
just letting you all know that JK Rowling has endorsed one of the uk communist parties because one of their candidates is transphobic

I could give more context but do you really want that

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Comrade Rowling, welcome to the revolution.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


finally the day of prophecy has arrived...

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9655837/1/Harry-Potter-Becomes-A-Communist

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

Yeehaw. I'm a cowboy

Angepain posted:

just letting you all know that JK Rowling has endorsed one of the uk communist parties because one of their candidates is transphobic

I could give more context but do you really want that

Sure, I could use the brain damage.

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


she should prove her endorsement by getting rid of her loving money

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

Mx. posted:

she should prove her endorsement by getting rid of her loving money

Have you not been reading her tweets? She’s working on it.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://x.com/leftoutside/status/1805229559672947010?s=46&t=CBKJcBX0BD3U5HgUdsqBtw

Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

therobit posted:

Have you not been reading her tweets?

why would anyone

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Turns out the vast majority of the UK want politicians to shut the gently caress up about trans people.

https://x.com/NeilMackay/status/1806707823323038114

quote:

More in Common’s UK director Luke Tryl said: “Interestingly debates about transgender people were the only issue where more said it was talked about too much than too little.”

Apparently the most voters care more about cost of living, healthcare, immigration, taxes, pensions and literally anything else than they do about who uses which bathroom.

quote:

The poll listed ‘other issues’ as scoring 4%, and at the bottom of the list came ‘the debate about transgender people’ on 2%.

Air Skwirl fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jun 29, 2024

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

Air Skwirl posted:

Turns out the vast majority of the UK want politicians to shut the gently caress up about trans people.

This will just make her post about it even more.

(She was always going to post about it even more, because she sucks poo poo and is an awful person)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Wingnut Ninja posted:

This will just make her post about it even more.

(She was always going to post about it even more, because she sucks poo poo and is an awful person)

I just looked and her pinned tweet is saying she's too busy writing transphobic screeds to finish up the next Strike book. Did find out David Tennant loving rocks from another tweet of hers.


Edited to take out her hateful words, she's complaining about this quote in the tweet.

Cranappleberry
Jan 27, 2009
I read all her tweets religiously

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


yeah she's unironically using the phrase "gender taliban" wow what a great writer, truly a mind genius

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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To get this back to making GBS threads on the Harry Potter books and not just reposting transphobia, I'm reading Strange Academy, a Marvel comic about a magic school started by Dr Strange and follows the students, and they have a class list at the end of the first issue, and holy poo poo, it includes classes you would want young people to take if they were meant to become functional adults.



P.E. Actual math and history, microeconomics, anatomy, home economics. I mean, they often have a spooky twist, but they do include poo poo that you would expect students to learn.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

In Harry Potter they have people who invent spells but it seems 95% of the time they blow up eventually.

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


is 'inventing spells' just coming up with new cod-latin that might describe the effect you're after?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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I just love that there's a phys ed class. Does anyone at Hogwarts do any physical activity after they are allowed to teleport?

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Air Skwirl posted:

I just love that there's a phys ed class. Does anyone at Hogwarts do any physical activity after they are allowed to teleport?

Quidditch.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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The sport you play entirely while sitting down.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
Rowling has bad views on rape, exhibit #94: :stonk:

https://x.com/soozuk/status/1806735717118177703?s=46

I saw a brilliant tweet in someone else’s replies saying “calling Lolita a romance novel is like calling It a dinner menu”.

Because, yeah, from Pennywise’s perspective it is but that’s not the takeaway you should be taking!

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

TinTower posted:

Rowling has bad views on rape, exhibit #94: :stonk:

https://x.com/soozuk/status/1806735717118177703?s=46

I saw a brilliant tweet in someone else’s replies saying “calling Lolita a romance novel is like calling It a dinner menu”.

Because, yeah, from Pennywise’s perspective it is but that’s not the takeaway you should be taking!

Even loving Humbert knows Lolita hates him. He tries to write it as a tragic love story to exonerate himself but tells on himself all the time. It's an absolutely phenomenal piece of writing, and it doesn't surprise me in the least that JK reads it entirely on the surface and gets herself conned by a fictional paedophile.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

Yeehaw. I'm a cowboy
Well, I remember there being a time when I didn't actually think further on what a story told beyond how it was presented by the P.O.V. person...

...but that was when I was a very young teenager, and hadn't understood the implication of the ending of to Kill a Mockingbird until it was distinctly spelled out to me.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Well that puts all the age gap romances in Harry Potter in an interesting context

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Zore
Sep 21, 2010
willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d’etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Pththya-lyi posted:

Well that puts all the age gap romances in Harry Potter in an interesting context

Is there much age gap romance in Harry Potter outside of Tonks and Lupin who are early 20s/mid 30s? Fleur and Bill are about 5 years apart and are a bit sketchy since they start dating at 18/23ish and I think literally every other couple we see are within 3 years.

Even outside the main story I think the only real age gap is McGonagall's insane backstory on Pottermore.

Rowling's relationships are usually problematic for a whole host of other reasons. But people are usually marrying and dating people of roughly their age.

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