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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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Lottery of Babylon posted:

She prefers 0 aces

lmfao

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Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




https://bsky.app/profile/foxglove.bsky.social/post/3ln2bfimvhk2x

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Lottery of Babylon posted:

She prefers 0 aces

Lol

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

The scumminess of Warner executives has always been legendary since the 30s, but good to see David Zaslav is keeping the level up there.
edit: what are the chance he manages to West-World Harry Potter?

SolarFire2
Oct 16, 2001

"You're awefully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat." - Meat And Sarcasm Guy!

Since I don't have Blue Sky, mind summing up who it is and what they said?

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

SolarFire2 posted:

Since I don't have Blue Sky, mind summing up who it is and what they said?

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'


Good idea for them to pretend Fantastic Beasts never happened

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
I don't understand what is particularly scummy about that. Like, yeah, it's scummy to namedrop Rowling and be going on with this project at all, sure, but I mean any studio scummy enough to be doing this project would do the same. Like maybe it's because I'm tired and have a headache, but I don't see Zaslav there saying or doing anything any other suit in his position would not be saying and doing? It's all boilerplate "we have faith in this project and believe it is what audiences want and are excited for it!" poo poo. Just made scummy by the fact it's in service to the arch-transphobe.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Good idea for them to pretend Fantastic Beasts never happened
It's the Warner. It happens all the time: Bat girl, coyote versus acme(okay they found a buyer),

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Toplowtech posted:

It's the Warner. It happens all the time: Bat girl, coyote versus acme(okay they found a buyer),

Those didn't come out. Fantastic Beasts did.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

everyone please note I am NOT smoking weed I would never do anything illegal and also here is the one joke yet again

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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She really is Britain's Musk, a constitutionally unfunny individual.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Those didn't come out. Fantastic Beasts did.
Yes, but would it really prevent a man known for erasing movies from reality from acting as if Fantastic Beasts never existed? I mean, acting like existing things no longer exist is kinda their thing. You realize there was a nearly finished 40+ million dollar Scoobie-Doo animated movie whose release was canceled in 2022, just after they released a teaser trailer and 95% of the animation was finished, right?

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Apr 19, 2025

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

Toplowtech posted:

Yes, but would it really prevent a man known for erasing movies from reality from acting as if Fantastic Beasts never existed? I mean, acting like existing things no longer kinda their thing. You realized there was a nearly finished 40+ million dollar Scoobie-Doo animated movie whose release was canceled in 2022, just after they released trailers and 95% of the animation was finished, right?

Oh yeah, no, WB sucks and Zaslav in particular sucks. Just saying that this feels more like 'generic evil business poo poo' and not the unique brand of fuckery that is modern WB.

I still can't believe we're actually getting Coyote vs Acme.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

Oh yeah, no, WB sucks and Zaslav in particular sucks. Just saying that this feels more like 'generic evil business poo poo' and not the unique brand of fuckery that is modern WB.

I still can't believe we're actually getting Coyote vs Acme.
:hmmyes:
I am not in Zaslav's head, don't want to be in it really, but from what he vomits, he may as well have forgotten they had other parts of the Franchise.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

https://x.com/PopCrave/status/1917776158126661667
Countdown to Snape recasting news.

Rockos Modern Bask
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

If he leaves the project I would respect him but I think he is just trying to cover his rear end. JK will probably :commissar: him over it still

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
Yeah. You are materially helping and benefiting a hatemonger. gently caress anyone who willingly works on her projects.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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The Lithgow news is really disappointing since his first movie role was playing a trans woman and it got him an Oscar nom, he also played an AMAB who comes out as a trans woman much later life in the tv show Transparent about a decade ago (fake edit: that was Jefferey Tambor). And one of his early big plays was M. Butterfly which has a lot themes about gender identity and he got nominated for a Tony for that, so he's had a lot of professional success using trans and gender fluid identities

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

I think some of the fantastic beasts actors did the same until they backed off, except the one who got all but removed from the third movie

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

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Yeah, I don't particularly blame anyone in the Fantastic Beasts for taking the role. I assume the contracts for those included an agreement to do multiple films and when they likely signed them she hadn't gone full mask off. But anyone signing up for this (aside from the literal 10 year olds they'll likely hire for the main roles) has no excuse for not knowing.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




"Yes, we are aware that she's evil but we also want the money"
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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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worked for the game

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
"Still plenty of racism, sexism, cop worship and all the other hosed up stuff, though."

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Air Skwirl posted:

The Lithgow news is really disappointing since his first movie role was playing a trans woman and it got him an Oscar nom, he also played an AMAB who comes out as a trans woman much later life in the tv show Transparent about a decade ago (fake edit: that was Jefferey Tambor). And one of his early big plays was M. Butterfly which has a lot themes about gender identity and he got nominated for a Tony for that, so he's had a lot of professional success using trans and gender fluid identities

And he says friends of his with trans kids have asked him to step away, and his response is along the lines of meh, whatever, I just want some easy profitable work for my twilight years sign me up.

Hope it bites him in the arse.

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog
They're probably wondering why the internet is so worked up over someone who's not outed as a rapist.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
you won't see any transphobia, you'll just be helping fund it :) so it's fine

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


"Not secretly infused"

So just the blatant stuff, then. No subtext.

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Harry gets sent to azkaban in year 1 for invading the girls' bathroom

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

and then again in year 2

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa
My favorite thing in the franchise, I think, besides that it ends on Harry wishing his slave would bring him a sammich, is still that Harry gets the idea to be a cop put into him by a literal Nazi and never examines it. Not even a neo-Nazi, mind, since you know, Crouch is OG Voldemort crew, not one of the new era of fascists.

Harry decides his career because one time a man who he knows was a Nazi told him he would be a good cop.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




RoboChrist 9000 posted:

My favorite thing in the franchise, I think, besides that it ends on Harry wishing his slave would bring him a sammich, is still that Harry gets the idea to be a cop put into him by a literal Nazi and never examines it. Not even a neo-Nazi, mind, since you know, Crouch is OG Voldemort crew, not one of the new era of fascists.

Harry decides his career because one time a man who he knows was a Nazi told him he would be a good cop.

It would honestly be pretty cool if Voldemort's plan was to get Harry to be cop and then slowly corrupt hm and the ministry until both he and it was openly fascist and then reveal his return.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

I mean, the Ministry is already pretty openly fascist what with the kangaroo courts and eternal soul torture prison. The main thing that Voldemort changed was that they were openly racist instead of just secretly racist.

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



Like, remember at the end of Book 4 when Barty Crouch got his loving immortal soul eaten and permanently destroyed by a demon within about an hour of being arrested, without even the formality of a quick show-trial, because the Minister of Magic signed off on it? Like summary execution of someone's numinous eternal part is just an authority he has that nobody really questions that much?

Wizard Society is unspeakably evil in a way no real-world regime could ever aspire to be

RoboChrist 9000
Dec 14, 2006

Mater Dolorosa

muscles like this! posted:

I mean, the Ministry is already pretty openly fascist what with the kangaroo courts and eternal soul torture prison. The main thing that Voldemort changed was that they were openly racist instead of just secretly racist.

They were openly racist before hand, too. As I love pointing out: Harry literally notes and the text points out how insanely racist the statue in the Ministry is even before Voldemort takes over. It's part of how/why it's such brilliant - unintentional - political satire. She goes out of her way in the text to show us that the problems are systemic and Voldemort is not a cause of anything, merely the latest symptom of a broken system, and then in the end ignores all of it because Noseless Man has been defeated so the day is saved!

Like it's loving peak satire that the Ministry before and after a fascist takeover is barely different. Wizarding life in general continues on like normal.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

muscles like this! posted:

I mean, the Ministry is already pretty openly fascist what with the kangaroo courts and eternal soul torture prison. The main thing that Voldemort changed was that they were openly racist instead of just secretly racist.

A scathing critique of British politics if it came from any other author.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

My favorite thing in the franchise, I think, besides that it ends on Harry wishing his slave would bring him a sammich, is still that Harry gets the idea to be a cop put into him by a literal Nazi and never examines it. Not even a neo-Nazi, mind, since you know, Crouch is OG Voldemort crew, not one of the new era of fascists.

Harry decides his career because one time a man who he knows was a Nazi told him he would be a good cop.

Also, him saying that could easily just be him having a laugh at Harry’s expense.

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

RoboChrist 9000 posted:

My favorite thing in the franchise, I think, besides that it ends on Harry wishing his slave would bring him a sammich, is still that Harry gets the idea to be a cop put into him by a literal Nazi and never examines it. Not even a neo-Nazi, mind, since you know, Crouch is OG Voldemort crew, not one of the new era of fascists.

Harry decides his career because one time a man who he knows was a Nazi told him he would be a good cop.

I mean to be perfectly fair he does think about this exact fact and it causes him some unease but thinking about it more he decides that what an Auror does is everything he has been doing throughout his school career to resist Voldemort and he would like to continue fighting dark wizards.

Now, he doesn't do anything like talk this over with a therapist or counselor or anything. My guess is Rowling is probably anti-psychotherapy, presumably because there is a risk of them trying to trans you.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Rowling doesn't really seem to care about things like due process considering how often characters barely survive being accused of crimes like when Hagrid got sent to Azkaban or when Newt was almost executed in NYC.

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Regalingualius
Jan 6, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




And suddenly I’m reminded of Little Witch Academia, and how Akko listens to the complaints of the magical creatures who work at the school when they go on strike, actually agrees with them, and briefly becomes a quasi student communist protesting alongside them.

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