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Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Behind every great engineer is someone just hoping the "genius" doesn't bankrupt everyone.



Ffucka' I thought today was fry day and induldged.

and ihave a telework meeitng tomorrow

goddamnit. Ok

Gotta stop and be Ok for tomorrow. morning

by the way \







whatever.

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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




Duck was having a Good Friday until he met Mr. Shovelbill.

Soupisgood
Dec 5, 2012


Quick, while Cyrano is too drunk to stop us, let's all buy Mitchell's Mausers and sporterize g43s.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008



My K98 was shooting low at 50 yards so I JB welded a bead on the front sight.

Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010



I like my Lee Enfield

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!


Fun Shoe

Cooking a pork butt in a slow cooker ainít right. Get a smoker, yeesh.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit



College Slice

Someone tell me how I can have the cheapest booze delivered from the store to my mouth without leaving my house

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED




Build a still.

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe

i wanna go post words in the picture thread and pictures in the word threads

DeesGrandpa
Oct 21, 2009



Miso Beno posted:

i wanna go post words in the picture thread and pictures in the word threads

Paint a picture with your words

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Behind every great engineer is someone just hoping the "genius" doesn't bankrupt everyone.



Miso Beno posted:

i wanna go post words in the picture thread and pictures in the word threads

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe

DeesGrandpa posted:

Paint a picture with your words

8=====D ~~ O :



code:
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g  
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ____)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
this prob ban is gonna be so worth it

Somebody Awful
Nov 27, 2011

BORN TO DIE
HAIG IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1917
I am trench man
410,757,864,530 SHELLS FIRED




"Holy poo poo, dude."

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe

Somebody Awful posted:

"Holy poo poo, dude."

Craptacular
Jul 11, 2004



I think Cyrano has the record for probing himself the most heh. 14/16 of the entries in his rap sheet are requested by himself.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




I feel like at some point he said that he regretted becoming an admin because he can't just probate himself for 6 hours and have an excuse not to do anything while drunk.

E: I appreciate him responding to my PM to probate the drunken shitposter running all over the forum since for some reason the report button was missing.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Captain Log posted:

Duck was having a Good Friday until he met Mr. Shovelbill.



Shoebills are god drat prehistoric looking.

I got into watching the videos of the one that is bonded to her keeper in Japan and they're pretty adorable. Lots of bowing

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"




priznat posted:

Shoebills are god drat prehistoric looking.

I got into watching the videos of the one that is bonded to her keeper in Japan and they're pretty adorable. Lots of bowing

I absolutely love the face being made by the duck in the lower picture. It's just pure, distilled "What in the gently caress?!?!"

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Captain Log posted:

I absolutely love the face being made by the duck in the lower picture. It's just pure, distilled "What in the gently caress?!?!"

About 3/4 of shoebill youtubes are either juvenile siblings murdering each other or adults attacking human keepers, those big bastards donít play around!

Being a duck around one would be like if that cave troll from lord of the rings just showed up at your house

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe

i am enjoying the fact that i havent been prob'd yet and am now sober enough to realize the error of my ways



still not fixing it


not fixing any of them

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Miso Beno posted:

8=====D ~~ O :

code:
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
g                                               g  
o /     \             \            /    \       o
a|       |             \          |      |      a
t|       `.             |         |       :     t
s`        |             |        \|       |     s
e \       | /       /  \\\   --__ \\       :    e
x  \      \/   _--~~          ~--__| \     |    x  
*   \      \_-~                    ~-_\    |    *
g    \_     \        _.--------.______\|   |    g
o      \     \______// _ ___ _ (_(__>  \   |    o
a       \   .  C ___)  ______ (_(____>  |  /    a
t       /\ |   C ||__)/      \ (_____>  |_/     t
s      / /\|   C_____)       |  (___>   /  \    s
e     |   (   _C_____)\______/  // _/ /     \   e
x     |    \  |__   \\_________// (__/       |  x
*    | \    \____)   `----   --'             |  *
g    |  \_          ___\       /_          _/ | g
o   |              /    |     |  \            | o
a   |             |    /       \  \           | a
t   |          / /    |         |  \           |t
s   |         / /      \__/\___/    |          |s
e  |           /        |    |       |         |e
x  |          |         |    |       |         |x
* g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x * g o a t s e x *
this prob ban is gonna be so worth it

No ring, shameful
I tried to fix it

Slim Pickens fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Apr 24, 2020

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe

Slim Pickens posted:

No ring, shameful
I tried to fix it

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019








\/ oops

Dip Viscous fucked around with this message at 09:47 on Apr 24, 2020

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe


i think ur images are out of order but your message is clearly

goat see is definately good time with friends

ZebraBlade
Mar 26, 2010

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark

priznat posted:

Shoebills are god drat prehistoric looking.

I got into watching the videos of the one that is bonded to her keeper in Japan and they're pretty adorable. Lots of bowing

The sound they make is crazy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRfWN-0rc1M

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbn8yIq7_LM

large hands
Jan 24, 2006


Miso Beno posted:



this prob ban is gonna be so worth it

I goatsed deadmaus that one time he made a thread in GBS, that was worth it

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009


How was your meeting?

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??





Fun Shoe

I like the ASCII art image of Rodimus Prime removing the Autobot Matrix of Leadership from his ronus.

Galvatron never had the stomach to look there.

(Ronus = robot anus.)

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



Tyro posted:

How was your meeting?

He posted at 5:27EST today, so he's alive at least.

Wait, didn't he just start a new job?

Guess I can't say much. Second day on this job, I woke an hour and a half late with an hour drive into work. To be fair, I didn't get home from work the previous day until five hours before the next shift. I told everyone the truth about what happened and, for once, no one said poo poo. Over ten years in my previous job with everyone freaking out about time, even though I was almost always early.

wheres my beer
Apr 29, 2004


Tryin' to catch me ridin' dirty


Fun Shoe

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



Poor Cyrano, thought of meetings and died.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



Wonder if he typed all that stuff into his phone last night of used talk-to-text? Lol.

Tyro
Nov 10, 2009


madeintaipei posted:

Poor Cyrano, thought of meetings and died.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



I'm gonna keep on ribbing the man in absentia until he realizes the thread is still open. As I drink my beer.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010




I am shocked, shocked to learn that anyone would post after having a beer.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



22 Eargesplitten posted:

I am shocked, shocked to learn that anyone would post after having a beer.

Just you wait until tomorrow, mister man.

BeAuMaN
Feb 18, 2014

I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!


Maybe he got arrested. Probably breaking into the DC team's stadium and streaking. And then used his one phone call to call Chase Young.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012



BeAuMaN posted:

Maybe he got arrested. Probably breaking into the DC team's stadium and streaking. And then used his one phone call to call Chase Young.

"DC man arrested in quad-20mm AA gun attack on Canadian geese, more at 10."

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Thelonious
Jul 15, 2005



I support our drunk mod and his well deserved hatred. gently caress Canada geese/gooses. Probably the only thing Letterkenny got wrong.

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