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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I'm thoroughly enjoying playing apex legends, zero bux spent so far, suck it free to play microtransaction model

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Haha I think I remember that one. offscreen snipers or some bs like that?
this particular one had electric dynamos in the middle of each area. the difficulty is more from the stupid ammo crate mechanic, it basically means you have to melee with a crappy unthrowable knife a lot

the biggest offscreen sniper level so far was at the docks as the murdercop. wasn't as annoying as literally any soldier level tho

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Kenny Logins posted:

finally got past a soldier level i was stuck on in hotline miami 2. i am not loving the soldier levels

god some of those levels were super long too

i liked hotline2 but the difficulty was just a tad higher than it should have been imho

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

going to play some starsector today and die horribly, because i am bad at managing my supplies

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i just bought the hotline miami collecfion for switch cause it was $6 and i enjoyed it when i played it before. the sequel wasn't fun though

i fought some monsters this morning. magnamalo carted me twice before i got him (he was easier the first time i beat him for some reason) and it was frustrating but now i have a better weapon and better armor so it ought to be easier next time.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

dog hater
Fun Shoe


disco elysium still best rpg ever made

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I've been playing all the 2000s era crystal dynamics Tomb Raider games and they're still really solid. 3D gymnastics puzzle platforming is fun and Anniversary is probably one of the best games of all time.

I feel bad every time Lara kills an endangered animal or destroys an ancient artifact though. World's shittiest archaeologist. At least indiana jones brought the stuff back to put in a museum

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



College Slice

SmokaDustbowl posted:



disco elysium still best rpg ever made

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

Sagebrush posted:

I've been playing all the 2000s era crystal dynamics Tomb Raider games and they're still really solid. 3D gymnastics puzzle platforming is fun and Anniversary is probably one of the best games of all time.

I got bogged down in Anniversary trying to get places I shouldn't because that's how you find the secrets in the original. I need to give it another go...

the original PS1/PC version is still my fav i think. i play through it every few years and jump through the hoops to put the PS1 music and sfx back into the steam version

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!
i beat "kingsway" for the first time today, i needed a lot of potions


A Wheezy Steampunk fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Apr 27, 2021

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

dog hater
Fun Shoe
https://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561197961923350/

I'm playing yakuza lol

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
i beat hotline miami 2. the last few levels are fun

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


i saw hotline Miami on sale on the switch earlier but decided to double dip on hades instead

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


Iím also playing more no mans sky on my own time and making progress on the main quests for the first time ever

I also got into a fight with some sentinels in the middle of a radiation storm while trying to farm up enough ferrite dust for my launch thrusters

was fun

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

The Fool posted:

i saw hotline Miami on sale on the switch earlier but decided to double dip on hades instead
probably the wise choice. i only had it via psnow

great music though

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



First ScorchBeast dead :cool:

I was battling with some Supermutants when this big guy flapped along and made it a three-way tussle; my combat rifle wasn't doing much to his health bar but he landed to melee a mutie, I ran to a dead Overlord I'd killed and checked already Didn't he have a big-rear end minigun in his inventory? Yes! Pulled it out and let rip into the 'Beast from basically point-blank, dead in 20 seconds of sustained blasting & dodging.

Edit: [STEALTH 100], top-tier MothMan hiding.

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 10:53 on Apr 28, 2021

RustyKnight
Jul 11, 2016

every day is a new horror



Hotline Miami was cool but the levels were much too open, most of them were just an empty hall with some little rooms and once one guy with gun sees you everybody is after you, it was extremely annoying, HM1 was more comfortable for me with it's difficulty

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

dog hater
Fun Shoe
don't kill mothman he's my friend

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



hotline miami 1 is almost a perfect game. I respected some of the efforts to mix things up in HM2, such as playing the two guys with the chainsaw and pistol, but it was really undermined by some pretty lovely level design about 2/3 of the way through. 1 remains a classic, though - a very simple game, perfectly executed.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

SmokaDustbowl posted:

don't kill mothman he's my friend

lol there is a daily quest I did earlier to 'Summon the Wise Mothman' where you must collect 30 glow-goos off bugs and giant toads in a time limit to light up a lighthouse. Mothman appears and you can 'confer with his wisdom' and get +5% XP for the next hour. After that he just sits in front of the lighthouse for a time, so I thought I'd get a selfie next to him - just setting up the perfect angle and depth-of-field etc, about to press the shutter and he decides thats the time to leave in a big flash of light + smoke + bang.

I nearly poo poo.

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Truman Peyote posted:

hotline miami 1 is almost a perfect game. I respected some of the efforts to mix things up in HM2, such as playing the two guys with the chainsaw and pistol, but it was really undermined by some pretty lovely level design about 2/3 of the way through. 1 remains a classic, though - a very simple game, perfectly executed.

in a similar vein, I really enjoyed heat signature. but then again, I enjoy everything by that studio

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

dioxazine posted:

in a similar vein, I really enjoyed heat signature. but then again, I enjoy everything by that studio

oh huh, this looks interesting. i really enjoyed 'monaco' and this looks like it has a similar vibe

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

psiox posted:

oh huh, this looks interesting. i really enjoyed 'monaco' and this looks like it has a similar vibe

from the makers of gunpoint and soon to be makers of tactical breach wizards. you'll find that defenestration is a theme in all of their games

it's not specifically like monaco, since you're out to murder everyone and generally be a jerk in space.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

dioxazine posted:

you're out to murder everyone and generally be a jerk in space.
wow, its like theyve been reading my dream diary

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A mischievous little mouse🐀!
I ate a really big breakfast, so instead of lunch I took a nap. I dreamt there was a new Hideo Kojima game and one character was called Penisman poo poo.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




3D Megadoodoo posted:

I ate a really big breakfast, so instead of lunch I took a nap. I dreamt there was a new Hideo Kojima game and one character was called Penisman poo poo.

well, with Kojima, there is a significant chance your dream will come true

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I ate a really big breakfast, so instead of lunch I took a nap. I dreamt there was a new Hideo Kojima game and one character was called Penisman poo poo.

[codec ring]
P.: Snake, it's Penisman poo poo here. I'll be your equipment specialist for this mission.
S.: Penisman poo poo, huh? That's quite a codename.
P.: I earned it.
S.: Earned it?
P.: Yeah, earned it. I'm an evangelist. I spread the good word to everyone.
S.: Sorry, I'm not interested in religion. I've seen too much to put my faith in any god.
P.: No, not religion. I leave that to the chaplains. I spread a different kind of good word. Snake, have you ever used a bidet?

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



shoeberto posted:

P.: No, not religion. I leave that to the chaplains. I spread a different kind of good word. Snake, have you ever used a bidet?

real actual lol

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
a weapon to surpass metal gear?!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Such a Lust for cleanliness, WHOOOOOO!?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



shoeberto posted:

[codec ring]
P.: Snake, it's Penisman poo poo here. I'll be your equipment specialist for this mission.
S.: Penisman poo poo, huh? That's quite a codename.
P.: I earned it.
S.: Earned it?
P.: Yeah, earned it. I'm an evangelist. I spread the good word to everyone.
S.: Sorry, I'm not interested in religion. I've seen too much to put my faith in any god.
P.: No, not religion. I leave that to the chaplains. I spread a different kind of good word. Snake, have you ever used a bidet?

S: a bidet, huh? Can't say I have
P: oh, well then let me tell yo...
S: and i never will!
P: what?! why??
S: heh, you told me how you got your code name. how do you think i got the name solid snake?

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


shoeberto posted:

P.: No, not religion. I leave that to the chaplains. I spread a different kind of good word. Snake, have you ever used a bidet?

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




shoeberto posted:

[codec ring]
P.: Snake, it's Penisman poo poo here. I'll be your equipment specialist for this mission.
S.: Penisman poo poo, huh? That's quite a codename.
P.: I earned it.
S.: Earned it?
P.: Yeah, earned it. I'm an evangelist. I spread the good word to everyone.
S.: Sorry, I'm not interested in religion. I've seen too much to put my faith in any god.
P.: No, not religion. I leave that to the chaplains. I spread a different kind of good word. Snake, have you ever used a bidet?

Cat Face Joe posted:

S: a bidet, huh? Can't say I have
P: oh, well then let me tell yo...
S: and i never will!
P: what?! why??
S: heh, you told me how you got your code name. how do you think i got the name solid snake?

:tviv:

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




yospos James thread: snake, have you ever used a bidet?


graph please

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



Jim Silly-Balls posted:

yospos James thread: snake, have you ever used a bidet?


graph please

Fatal Error
Feb 13, 2013

by sebmojo

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

yospos James thread: snake, have you ever used a bidet?


graph please

Buck Turgidson
Feb 6, 2011

𓀬𓀠𓀟𓀡𓀢𓀣𓀤𓀥𓀞𓀬
holy poo poo deus ex mankind divided is boring.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010



Grimey Drawer

Jim Silly-Balls posted:

yospos James thread: snake, have you ever used a bidet?


graph please

Alternatively "Do you think Bidets can have use on the battlefield?"

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Buck Turgidson posted:

holy poo poo deus ex mankind divided is boring.

every time i try to play it i want to love it but never make it very far. :(

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Angry_Ed posted:

Alternatively "Do you think Bidets can have use on the battlefield?"

"Can Butts Glisten on the Battlefield?"

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