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Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

^^^ Well executed.


Lol

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene


Fun Shoe



https://i.imgur.com/NJNqYrR.mp4

Nurge fucked around with this message at 07:29 on May 23, 2020

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.




Dinosaur Gum


Woah

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."



Uncensored https://i.imgur.com/BQnqsRx.jpg

Apologies to the model, based on my research she's definitely not an incel

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Already rated a five. My boomer stepdad loves Brownsville Station so I get to make him a new t-shirt for Xmas.

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005



millenials would watch the gently caress out of this

EvilTwig
Jan 30, 2001



Seriously, if you tweet this to Neil Patrick Harris and Netflix you are guaranteed at least one season

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised

EvilTwig posted:

Seriously, if you tweet this to Neil Patrick Harris and Netflix you are guaranteed at least one season

House and Howser

sudonim
Oct 6, 2005


Soiled Meat

strong start to thread OP!

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.


Jade Ear Joe

Thirty something ninja turtles
Thirty something ninja turtles
Heroes with a dad bod
Turtle Power

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Would rent the DVD and watch in one marathon sitting.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?


Grimey Drawer

Why is Raph the only one without a partner? Is he a bitter divorcee or gay and society just isn't ready for that yet?

Bleusilences
Jun 23, 2004

Be careful for what you wish for.



Cowslips Warren posted:

Why is Raph the only one without a partner? Is he a bitter divorcee or gay and society just isn't ready for that yet?

He is having severe PTSD after the foot clan wars and have difficulty to emotionally bond with new people.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon

Cowslips Warren posted:

Why is Raph the only one without a partner? Is he a bitter divorcee or gay and society just isn't ready for that yet?

Women just think he's a little too Raph

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



He took a very hard-line stance on bestiality, completely convinced that any day now they'd meet some mutant turtle babes.

It never happened.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?


Grimey Drawer

Tip posted:

He took a very hard-line stance on bestiality, completely convinced that any day now they'd meet some mutant turtle babes.

It never happened.

Oh god no no no, he always was my fave, and finding out he's that weird incel dude breaks me.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN





Lipstick Apathy

Leonardo and Michaelangelo both canonically have hosed in the comics but I am drawing a blank on if Donatello or Raphael ever did.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Light Gun Man posted:

Leonardo and Michaelangelo both canonically have hosed in the comics but I am drawing a blank on if Donatello or Raphael ever did.

Holy poo poo. Please explain.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Holy poo poo. Please explain.

Ignore this person.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Dr. E/N, PhD



Hammerite posted:

Thirty something ninja turtles
Thirty something ninja turtles

I read this as a quantity instead of an age group at first

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 03:14 on May 24, 2020

Sir Not Appearing
Apr 26, 2004



Sir Not Appearing fucked around with this message at 04:00 on May 24, 2020

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




Why so low res?

itry
Aug 23, 2019







jfc

Tip
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.




By popular demand posted:

Why so low res?

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN





Lipstick Apathy

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Holy poo poo. Please explain.

Leonardo is said to be in a relationship with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Raven_Shadowheart at some point.

Michaelangelo was with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sara_Hill and then later had a thing with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Seri that may or may not have resulted in babies, that story line has not been finished


Sunswipe posted:

Ignore this person.

being a goon is all about knowing things you probably didn't want to know, and sharing that information

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

All else is up for grabs.


Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012





Light Gun Man posted:

Leonardo and Michaelangelo both canonically have hosed in the comics but I am drawing a blank on if Donatello or Raphael ever did.

There was some comic where Raphael had a nightmare about being in acid rain and woke up next to some fox girl so there's also that.

https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Umeko/Gallery?file=4.jpg

Mekchu fucked around with this message at 05:43 on May 24, 2020

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr9cYCX0e5U

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN





Lipstick Apathy

Mekchu posted:

There was some comic where Raphael had a nightmare about being in acid rain and woke up next to some fox girl so there's also that.

https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Umeko/Gallery?file=4.jpg

Archie are different Turtles

Anyway here's my terribe contribution

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005



*House For Sale sign: $600,000*

"What an odd figure"

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!




LEAVE! LEAVE MY HAPPY HOUSE, or I'll call the cops.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

RowboatMan: Freezing time is an old P.I. trick...


Light Gun Man posted:

Leonardo is said to be in a relationship with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Raven_Shadowheart at some point.

Michaelangelo was with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sara_Hill and then later had a thing with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Seri that may or may not have resulted in babies, that story line has not been finished


being a goon is all about knowing things you probably didn't want to know, and sharing that information

WHYYYY did I ask?

Sunswipe posted:

Ignore this person.

Listen to this person.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN





Lipstick Apathy


REMOOB HOUSE

I lost my shirt when the bank hoodwinked me with this reverse mortgage!

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?


Grimey Drawer

Light Gun Man posted:

Leonardo is said to be in a relationship with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Raven_Shadowheart at some point.

Michaelangelo was with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Sara_Hill and then later had a thing with https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/Seri that may or may not have resulted in babies, that story line has not been finished


being a goon is all about knowing things you probably didn't want to know, and sharing that information

We have such sights to show you.

The fact I have box turtles as pets is not helping because the males tend to bite the female's on the legs if they close up their shells, and if they actually do mate, the male's back claws dig into her legs, sometimes to the point of blood, while she closes her shell on his feet, so they end up locked together for a while. Maybe this is why baby turtles look like evil loving old men when they are born, they already know the future in store for them.

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Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

"Let's age up media" just makes me think of this sites front page.

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