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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


the way i look at it, "trashed" here is just a word used to describe a state of mind. this state of mind can be chemically induced or mediated, but it can just as easily be achieved without these agents. it's just another way to and be chill, so the rule of thumb is if you feel trashed, you are trashed




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the last minute of the last episode of season 6 of community saves the entire show (or at least the entire show post-season 3)



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Rarity

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Picked up a bottle of sauvignon blanc and I'm gonna drink the whole thing

Ass-penny



Bright Bart posted:

Seeing this thread on the front page makes me feel jealous because while I don't like being sober I also don't like alcohol. Being drunk is either the annoying side effect of getting to consume alcoholic beverages or a way to pass out on purpose. Neither is really fun. Cocaine feels fake, methamphetamine is boring, and opioids are "is this all"? My DOC is out of the reach of anyone short of mad scientists and tech billionaires so I guess I should be happy but I am also jealous.

magic cactus posted:

the way i look at it, "trashed" here is just a word used to describe a state of mind. this state of mind can be chemically induced or mediated, but it can just as easily be achieved without these agents. it's just another way to and be chill, so the rule of thumb is if you feel trashed, you are trashed



What magic cactus said. No one here is going to rib you for not drinking or anything, we're just here to chill. The bold in Bright Bart's post is actually one of my favorite parts about liquor. To me, being conscious is the loving worst. Like I wake up every day and it's like, "poo poo, I guess we're doing this again." Then it's a wait until I can get twisted enough to not be bothered by being a living, breathing human.

Rarity posted:

Picked up a bottle of sauvignon blanc and I'm gonna drink the whole thing

I remember after my grandmother's funeral, after everyone else had gone to bed I drank a whole bottle of pino grigio while I read. The next day someone was saying "oh there's a bottle of wine in the fridge" and I told them I drank it. The whole bottle? One bottle, one serving

I have to work in an hour but best believe I'm gonna get d runk after.

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One bottle is only like 3 pints it's not even that much

Prof. Crocodile



Rarity posted:

Picked up a bottle of sauvignon blanc and I'm gonna drink the whole thing

this is a classy trashy and i appreciate this approach


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

ShallNoiseUpon



slams fists on desk


trashed crew trashed crew trashed crew dabs and seltz dabs and seltz dabs and seltz

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

slams fists on desk


trashed crew trashed crew trashed crew dabs and seltz dabs and seltz dabs and seltz

SELTZ SELTZ SELTZ



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

Pahilla the Hun

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

slams fists on desk


trashed crew trashed crew trashed crew dabs and seltz dabs and seltz dabs and seltz


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Pahilla the Hun

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Hello Trashed Crew,

I would like to drink with you.

What say ye?

Sincerely,
Pahilla the Hun


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Rarity

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Starting to feel a little buzz ngl

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."



Pahilla the Hun posted:

Hello Trashed Crew,

I would like to drink with you.

What say ye?

Sincerely,
Pahilla the Hun

Pahilla the Hun

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old friend, this vodka tonic is for u


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

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Hoenn ain't easy




Pahilla the Hun posted:

Hello Trashed Crew,

I would like to drink with you.

What say ye?

Sincerely,
Pahilla the Hun

i'll be joining u in about an hour bud



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


had a marg with my lunch today and thought of you guys. counting down the seconds till i get off work and can proceed to get FRIDAY NIGHT TRASHED!!!




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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."



magic cactus posted:

counting down the seconds till i get off work and can proceed to get FRIDAY NIGHT TRASHED!!!


Sig by vanisher. Click on Mahoro.

ShallNoiseUpon



magic cactus posted:

had a marg with my lunch today and thought of you guys. counting down the seconds till i get off work and can proceed to get FRIDAY NIGHT TRASHED!!!

I have never had a mid-work day drink even while WFH for the last like 4 months, I should give it a shot.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


ShallNoiseUpon posted:

I have never had a mid-work day drink even while WFH for the last like 4 months, I should give it a shot.

I usually don't but my workload was pretty light today plus it was friday so i figured what the hell.




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allo allo trashed crew

enjoying some dank bourbon toinght, and during my liveposting of hard target imma take a drink every time someone says a line that I can't understand because of their accent (real or fake)


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



magic cactus posted:

I usually don't but my workload was pretty light today plus it was friday so i figured what the hell.

you are 100% representing the trashed crew literally and figuratively and i salute you


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Prof. Crocodile posted:

during my liveposting of hard target imma take a drink every time someone says a line that I can't understand because of their accent (real or fake)

i will be sympathy drinking with you for this. your liver




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Status report: got too trashed

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."



Update:
Finished work for the week.
Got home safely.
Enjoying a drink.


Sig by vanisher. Click on Mahoro.

ShallNoiseUpon



Rarity posted:

Status report: got too trashed


that was quick!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


ShallNoiseUpon what is your av it's dope.




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magic cactus posted:

ShallNoiseUpon what is your av it's dope.

It's from sold old pulp art that one of the CSPAM mods, Squizzle, found and uploaded and gave a ton of people cool pulp art avatar. There's a ton of them aroudn.

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Hoenn ain't easy




Update: finished my 6 month contract working for my state. As of an hour ago I'm free as a bird/possibly destitute

at any rate here's to Friday night



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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


prepuce repurposed posted:

Update: finished my 6 month contract working for my state. As of an hour ago I'm free as a bird/possibly destitute

at any rate here's to Friday night

PR




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Prof. Crocodile




thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

ShallNoiseUpon



p. trashed for how early it is lol

Prof. Crocodile



magic cactus posted:

i will be sympathy drinking with you for this. your liver

update this is the most drunk i have been in years because nobody in that movie speaks english good except kasi lemmons who dies like halfway through and lance henriksen who just grimaces all the time and thas not even speaking tbqh so i proably should have drunk then too


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

p. trashed for how early it is lol

same. That Friday feeling is v stronk 2nite



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Pahilla the Hun

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ShallNoiseUpon posted:

p. trashed for how early it is lol

prepuce repurposed posted:

same. That Friday feeling is v stronk 2nite


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

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Hoenn ain't easy




I'm plum laid flat by a dern cookie atm. fighting hard against the natural inclination to not post

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posting anyway

nut



three deep rollin with my posters

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

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put on something gangksta to rile me up pls

Prof. Crocodile



prepuce repurposed posted:

I'm plum laid flat by a dern cookie atm. fighting hard against the natural inclination to not post



what kind of music you like when youre caught up in cookie stupor? i will post you something itt to keep you going


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



prepuce repurposed posted:

put on something gangksta to rile me up pls

this is gangsta and also nerdy and also old skool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMasG160DYI


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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Hoenn ain't easy




Prof. Crocodile posted:

what kind of music you like when youre caught up in cookie stupor? i will post you something itt to keep you going

If it's me choosing it's usually animal collective or other weird music and just surrender to the cookie

Mr. Bungle always gives me a lil boost

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