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 Hello, posters of C-SPAM! Welcome to the one and only casual political subforum for Something Awful! The website is imminently, as of July 2020, about to be sold by Lowtax to new management, and it means it’s time for new rules! C-SPAM is a politically-focused forum for casual shitposting, jokes, calling people mean names, and laughing at how we’re all DOOMED! The current C-SPAM mods are: Squizzle, twoday, Flavius Aetass, and Crusty Nutsack If you need to contact a mod or IK, you can do so via forums PM. If you don't have forums PMs, you can join this discord server to be able to PM us. You won't be able to post in this server; it's just to facilitate PMs. However, here as elsewhere, there are some rules you do have to follow, cheerfully enforced by our dedicated team of moderators and idiot kings. The idiot kings will change often. A quick reminder that all standard forum rules apply, and a few are re-emphasized here and will result in a very very harsh punishment if you decide to break them! 1.  Do NOT explicitly or implicitly threaten harm on anyone, especially people under Secret Service protection or who might work in the White House. If you do so, you are risking a permaban. 2. Text spam, twitter spam, or any really stupid spamming of any type is forbidden. Image spam is also forbidden unless it's a dedicated image thread. All other rules apply, though. 3. Even if you aren't breaking a specific rule to the letter, if you're making consistently lovely and bad posts we will come down hard on you so don't do it! 4. Don’t post in-line NWS! That being said, this is a political shitposting forum, so read it at work at your own risk! 5. Slurs and bigotry are not cool, and "ironic" racism is almost always just a stepping stone to the real thing, so don't post like that. This doesn't apply if you're quoting someone else being a shithead, but if you abuse this exception to toss pejoratives around casually we'll see through it pretty quick. 6. Reporting people is helpful if you think they've broken a rule or are generally being a shithead, but please be clear in the report reason. Despite our best efforts we can't read mindsyetand what you think is obvious bad behavior might not be so apparent! Abusing the report function to carry out forums vendettas will not end well. 7. Do not say that anyone, on here or off, specific or general should kill themselves. Do not say that it would be good if anyone killed themselves. do not lay out methods for successful suicide, even if you direct them toward hypothetical terrible people who might be reading. These types of posts can be triggering and it’s not cool. 8. We’re not doing mass election toxxes anymore but if you want to toxx on your own and then self-ban if you fail then I mean ok. 9. Stop posting your own tweets. 10. Stop whining about D&D in CSPAM. In addition to these rules, the individual IKs may have their own mad whims and feverish delusions, which they will post in the IK Edicts thread, and which may or may not be enforced by the mods as well. On doxxing: quote:SA User Doxxing: On idiot kings: If you become an idiot king of CSPAM, drop by this thread and make one (1) post introducing yourself so we might remember your reign! Somebody has issued a correction as of 22:03 on Apr 27, 2021 |
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Introducing myself: I have returned after a brief exile. The sale of the site is now imminent and Lowtax will soon be gone forever (praise be to God), so I have returned because the other mods of CSPAM don't like doing reports and need a firm, guiding hand. Please feel free to PM me again all of your complaints and poo poo you're mad about on a daily basis again!
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Jul 28, 2020 03:28
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twoday has issued a correction as of 03:40 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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Jul 28, 2020 03:31
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im squizzle and I agree with the post below mine Somebody has issued a correction as of 07:14 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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Jul 28, 2020 04:33
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big rule change folks, squizzle just ran it past me. everybody in cspam has to vote for joe biden. and they have to have a big smile on their face when they do it too.
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Jul 28, 2020 06:25
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I also endorse this
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Jul 28, 2020 07:54
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hi im mayor dave and i'm a gigantic idiot, if i see u posting bill mitchell tweets i will probe u
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Jul 28, 2020 21:41
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Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered; any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary. Or probations I guess.
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Jul 28, 2020 21:50
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lol trump is president
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Jul 28, 2020 22:13
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hello. this is brutalistmcdonalds and i want every goon to know CSPAM is a cool zone for cool people it's a cool place to hang out with friends and have a cool time:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09LTT0xwdfw BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 23:17 on Jul 28, 2020 |
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Jul 28, 2020 22:31
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hi I'm crusty nutsack please mind my laser-shooting boobs e:  some more edits, might just keep updating, idk: e2: I'm a mod now, yikeserooooo Crusty Nutsack has issued a correction as of 03:54 on Sep 17, 2020 |
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Jul 28, 2020 22:43
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i'm Bearjew. my #1 rule is that you must post some variation of Trump in the Trump thread every hour on the hour. also, expect to be randomly probated
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Jul 28, 2020 22:57
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I'm Lawman0 and I'll be your IK for this hellride. Please be excellent to one another.
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Jul 28, 2020 22:58
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Hello, I'm not sure why they made me IK but I have been working hard, thank you, on the sacred duties of changing thread titles and giving people Nojoe tags.
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Jul 29, 2020 17:01
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Aug 2, 2020 06:13
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Hello I am an IK. edit rules are garbage , I am winging it euphronius has issued a correction as of 04:12 on Oct 24, 2020 |
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Sep 21, 2020 20:54
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I have no idea why I've been made an IK and fully expect to be de-IKed once someone figures out that I'm not doing anything with it. Goons are a savage and feral lot that cannot be civilized, and I will not make any attempts to do so.
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Sep 21, 2020 21:07
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Hey y'all, most of you probably know me as the dumbass who never sleeps and works with weather and fires and loves making y'all feel old (born in 96) I'm excited to have the fate of your posting in my hands!
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Sep 22, 2020 06:45
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oh I think I'm supposed to do this? I'm Chokes, I've mostly been in the Mental Health thread until this month where I'm dipping my toe back into the general trump thread. Should be back in my lane after the election. whims for the trump thread are arbitrary and capricious and winning me all sorts of friends who think I'm cool and handsome. as far as the MH thread goes, baseline rules are in the OP but otherwise just treat everyone kindly.
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Oct 20, 2020 07:59
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Flavius Aetass has issued a correction as of 22:23 on Nov 7, 2020 |
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Nov 4, 2020 06:20
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Lightning Knight posted:10. Stop whining about D&D in CSPAM. There's been a lot of this lately, and interforum drama sucks. We'll be squashing this poo poo more when we see it, so knock it off, nerds!
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Nov 20, 2020 05:09
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Recently there has been a recurring problem of threadshitting, where people have been coming into threads only to insult and mock the thread and the people posting in it, and generally trying to ruin everyone's posting experience. C-SPAM is a community, and if you have nothing to contribute to this community besides bile and malice, you will not be welcome here for long. This behavior shall be met with harsh punishments, up to and including a forum ban from C-SPAM.
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Dec 8, 2020 00:15
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trummo
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Dec 8, 2020 01:43
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Dec 8, 2020 03:29
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Added to OP: quote:If you need to contact a mod or IK, you can do so via forums PM. If you don't have forums PMs, you can join this discord server to be able to PM us. You won't be able to post in this server; it's just to facilitate PMs. twoday has issued a correction as of 04:18 on Dec 9, 2020 |
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Dec 9, 2020 04:12
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the chain probe is real
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Dec 18, 2020 03:00
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Prohibited posts now include the following and related posts: "check out this ramen i bought [pic of spicy ramen in a bag]. yep, same one as last time"
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Dec 23, 2020 18:40
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JOINT RESOLUTION Making the first Wednesday in January a legal C-SPAM holiday. Resolved by the mods of C-SPAM assembled, That the first Wednesday of January in each year after the year 2021 be known as Trump Day, and is hereby made a legal public forums holiday to all intents and purposes and in the same manner as the 1st day of January, the 22d day of February, the 30th day of May, the 4th day of July, the first Monday of September, the 11th day of November, and Christmas Day are now made by law public holidays. Approved, January 6th, 2021. twoday has issued a correction as of 01:38 on Jan 7, 2021 |
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Jan 7, 2021 01:36
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twoday posted:JOINT RESOLUTION nice edit, time traveler
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Jan 7, 2021 01:42
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We have added a new mod: Flavius Aetass! Flavius uses pronouns he/him he has a very cool superhero av, and we expect he will act accordingly
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Jan 18, 2021 01:28
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Just wanted to clarify that using slurs ironically or as what some hypothetical racist would say is not allowed in C-SPAM. You may assume we all know you are not a racist or w/e but that does not make it okay to use those words.
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Feb 15, 2021 00:25
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I can post in here and you can't lol
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Apr 27, 2021 21:19
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now that Thunderbeast has a star too I'm only a succzone wrangler instead of the succzone wrangler
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Apr 27, 2021 21:22
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 e: deciding to just cut to the chase here: making fun of me? banned. don't do it. Tiler Kiwi has issued a correction as of 09:27 on May 19, 2021 |
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May 9, 2021 10:45
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i forgot to post here but i will now
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May 12, 2021 08:34
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May 13, 2021 16:06
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Putting this here after posting it in the marxism thread: Saying the r-word is a sixer. Repeatedly doing it will ramp you up to a day, 3 days, etc. Calling any poster a pedophile, or implying the same, is from this point on a ban+30. pee pee poo poo I posted Alvin & the Chipmunks blowjobs lmao Somebody has issued a correction as of 17:31 on Jun 10, 2021 |
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May 17, 2021 06:00
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Hi everyone. Just to let you know that now I have buttons my patreon subscriber discord is the official cspam discord. All other cspam discords are splitters.
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Korean Boomhauer posted:i forgot to post here but i will now 
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