Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



Eat My Fuc posted:

Isn't Corbin some kind of real life boxing champion or something, he's going to win lol.

he like won a regional golden gloves thing once. honestly i cant imagine any result not being really funny if it happens

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Bobby Lashley had a padded career in bellator

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

Fundamentals as sound as the WNBA


Lid posted:

the thing about Riddle is that in the UFC he loving sucked which kind of gets overlooked



watch Riddle dangerously beat the air a few inches in front of this mans face

Matt Riddle sucks as a person and I'm glad he's in WWE so I don't have to watch him wrestle but he was a well above average welterweight in a pretty tough division. He was basically 9-3 in UFC (two wins were overturned because he had to smoke pot to avoid beating his kids) and that's with debuting in UFC as a pro fighter. That's really hard to do.

And yes someone with little pro experience who's amateur experience is wrestling is going to look bad standing.

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

my money is on the uninjured Albanian guy from that tag team that sucks

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006



CVagts posted:

I know that this is a very foolish thing to say, but I'm going to say it anyway. They can't possibly be THAT stupid, right?

I guess you're right

that is a very foolish thing to say

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

I thought the redtext someone dumped on you was in bad taste and a bit much so here's a corgi instead.

Lid posted:

the thing about Riddle is that in the UFC he loving sucked which kind of gets overlooked



watch Riddle dangerously beat the air a few inches in front of this mans face

He wasn't great in MMA but a mediocre professional fighter is still going merk anyone else in the field.

Anyway, I hope instead of Brawl For All they decide to do a Cruiserweight Classic but it's worked shoot, GCW Bloodsport style. Hideki Suzuki comes in, breaks some limbs, goes home after losing in the semi-final.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




No way.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.




He doesn't work there anymore

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007


We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold





Lid posted:

BAH GAWD THATS ANTONIO INOKI'S MUSIC

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Aphrodite posted:

Rock made 23.5 million and 15% of profits on Jumanji 2.

15% of the profits for Jumanji 2 is $0. Hollywood economics is a real loving head scratcher. Technically Harry Potter runs at a loss.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


I want to see Shane McMahon vs Minoru Suzuki

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006



forkboy84 posted:

He wasn't great in MMA but a mediocre professional fighter is still going merk anyone else in the field.

Anyway, I hope instead of Brawl For All they decide to do a Cruiserweight Classic but it's worked shoot, GCW Bloodsport style. Hideki Suzuki comes in, breaks some limbs, goes home after losing in the semi-final.

if they're gonna rip off GCW they should do a Tournament of Survival

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007


We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold





DogsInSpace! posted:

Hah. When is Miro going to NJPW or AEW? I miss him... and I don’t want him to be retired

sooner rather than later since Lana got him banned from twitch

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Gonzo McFee posted:

15% of the profits for Jumanji 2 is $0. Hollywood economics is a real loving head scratcher. Technically Harry Potter runs at a loss.

I assume Rock was smart enough that the contract was set for gross profit not net

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

I thought the redtext someone dumped on you was in bad taste and a bit much so here's a corgi instead.

Julio Cruz posted:

if they're gonna rip off GCW they should do a Tournament of Survival

All of these ideas are 100x more interesting than whatever WWE will actually do sadly. I would love to see death match Randy Orton, doing chinlocks on a barbwire board.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into trouble.

Lid posted:

i dont think they understand what Unsecured Credit is.

https://twitter.com/SeanRossSapp/st...307139915747328

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



Lid posted:

I assume Rock was smart enough

We're still talking about the one who signed on to Tooth Fairy and fully funded Baywatch and Skyscraper, right?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Money is money. I'm actually not sure Rock has been in a single good movie or shown a good acting performance.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



yea ok posted:

he like won a regional golden gloves thing once. honestly i cant imagine any result not being really funny if it happens

They also touted him being a gold medal submission wrestler and then showed a pic of him taking first place in a NAGA tournament in the novice openweight division lol.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.



I don't think Rock is in it for his art.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010




Lid posted:

Money is money. I'm actually not sure Rock has been in a single good movie.

Fast Five?

FAST SEVEN???

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006



Lid posted:

Money is money. I'm actually not sure Rock has been in a single good movie or shown a good acting performance.

Be Cool is pretty bad but he's the best thing in it by light years

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



https://twitter.com/shanemcmahon/st...412038297182210

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Fast Five?

FAST SEVEN???

So Lid is still correct

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002



I'm assuming Rock is just a vanity celebrity owner like Jimmy Buffet or Jay-Z and the capital firm is putting up the vast majority of the money. I'm also assuming they aren't going to actually run a football league, and will instead use the established brand to sell poo poo.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Gonzo McFee posted:

15% of the profits for Jumanji 2 is $0. Hollywood economics is a real loving head scratcher. Technically Harry Potter runs at a loss.

A tearful James Cameron explained to Leonardo DiCaprio that as much as he'd like to give him some cash, the truth is that Titanic was as much a financial disaster as the real boat was a nautical one

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.




https://twitter.com/MariaLKanellis/...428612454354946

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006



southland tales

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017


https://twitter.com/davidbix/status...5986622465?s=21

Oh my god is this true holy poo poo lmao

Sad I fell behind on this thread what a week

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006


They will be having Shane Fights where only Shane Punches can be thrown.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status...5986622465?s=21

Oh my god is this true holy poo poo lmao

Sad I fell behind on this thread what a week

Lmao this rules gently caress Vince for not letting his son die in a fist fight with Steve Blackman.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



Gonzo McFee posted:

15% of the profits for Jumanji 2 is $0. Hollywood economics is a real loving head scratcher. Technically Harry Potter runs at a loss.

Lid posted:

I assume Rock was smart enough that the contract was set for gross profit not net

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHL91HQzhuc

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Get your final predictions in for Shane’s announcement because I honestly don’t trust voices of wrestling mine is Shane is turning NXT into WCW

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011



Eat My Fuc posted:

Get your final predictions in for Shane’s announcement because I honestly don’t trust voices of wrestling mine is Shane is turning NXT into WCW

He's taking a new name, Shane McMahone is dead he is now Cody Rhodes.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



shane is going to announce that wwe ice cream bars are being discontinued

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



https://twitter.com/JonAlba/status/1290428480459608065

Russo is absolutely back

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Shane M. Punk.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


karmicknight posted:

He's taking a new name, Shane McMahone is dead he is now Cody Rhodes.

A digitally recreated Dusty appears on screen “Vince, I hosed Linda, Shthane is My biological Sthon Daddeh”

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017


gently caress YES WWE QUARANTINE DEATHMATCH

I LOVE IT I WILL SUBSCRIBE RIGHT NOW I WANT BLOOD

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010


Hahahhahahahaha gently caress me running.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004




BRAWL FOR ALL IS BACK BABY IT'S GOOD AWOOOOOOOO (wolf howl)

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply