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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Dec 5, 2014

CUCK SJW


There's some terms you only see on porno sites and nowhere else, and here's the ones that I think are the grossest or worst (merely in name, not necessarily by content)

  • Throat loving
  • Spit roast
  • Throat bulge
  • Gaping
  • African champagne
  • Cumshitting

Anyway name some of the terms that gross you out and almost make you want to stop looking at pornos.

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beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004



vaginal

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.




Dinosaur Gum

Blumpkin

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .


Doctor Rope

do i want to know what african champagne is

Molentik
Apr 30, 2013



YeahTubaMike posted:

do i want to know what african champagne is

Do you often answer your own questions?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


I kind of hate anything sex related that uses "play" as a suffix. You're not playing, you goddamn creeps, you're doing uncommon sex stuff

cda
Jan 2, 2010


No idea because I don't watch pornography.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Anything preceded by the words “double” or “triple”

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

exclusive subscriber access

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Gaping grannies

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012
WORST OF ALL THE BENNYS

YeahTubaMike posted:

do i want to know what african champagne is

Black guy's piss (porn is racist af).


1redflag posted:

Anything preceded by the words “double” or “triple”

QP. I wish I was making that up.

White poo poo is one vile one. ( Girls squirting whipped cream up their assholes then "making GBS threads it out".

Spinner is a weird term. Just seems to mean petite but I have no idea where the word came from or why they don't just say petite.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016


haha gross! I prefer my selection of porn, the thing that exploits performers and rots consumers' brains, to be not gross!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Sheet Hend

Back Splice

Ashley Stopper

Curtain Tie Back

Hasty Harness

Super Munter

Woopie Sling

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



feelix posted:

haha gross! I prefer my selection of porn, the thing that exploits performers and rots consumers' brains, to be not gross!

All my porn is 3d renders of mannequins and I always listen to Vivaldi while I watch so my brain is actually learning every time I am horn.

So suck on that

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008


Scrunt

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


cumfart



I didnt even like typing it

mods please delete this post

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

cda posted:

No idea because I don't watch pornography.

I don't watch pornography, I AM pornography.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

flabby habby babby

Slumpy
Jun 10, 2008




Female Orgasm

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Cherokee Chinstrap

Gravy Chaser

Rusty Venture

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


Jonah-Hill-x-Tifa-Lockhart-3D-Hentai[Crack+1.47 Update][RAZOR1911].rar

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr


Hanky panky.

Such vile smut as that has no place on a tasteful pornography website.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Upcycled Squirt

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Angle cock

Bellmouth

Bustitution

Coupler Pulling faces, length over

Cylinder cock

Doodlebug

Dwarf Signal

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always


meat horn busker

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



the worst part about porns online is when they title it something like "disgusting whore gets pounded" because calling the woman in the video a disgusting whore might make someone slightly more likely to click on it.

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


I know, right? Also, I doubt the veracity of their claims that she couldn’t “handle any more”

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Tube steak

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


taintalingus

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.

felching

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003







ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Hell Yeah posted:

the worst part about porns online is when they title it something like "disgusting whore gets pounded" because calling the woman in the video a disgusting whore might make someone slightly more likely to click on it.

Maybe they should change it to “weird gross penis man fucks glorious angel with strong and specific tastes in men for charity” or something.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

airy tender puffs



Finger Family

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Maybe they should change it to “weird gross penis man fucks glorious angel with strong and specific tastes in men for charity” or something.

too on the nose.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Hell Yeah posted:

too on the nose.

“Stupid man gently caress dumbass girl in bellybutton”

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Gangbarf

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?


ever see that in porn when the dude has a uniquely weird dick? and it becomes too distracting since you cant stop thinking about sucking it

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012



i'm more in to this type of title for a thumbnail:

Katamari Democracy
Jan 18, 2010

Oh, We understand.
A trip to collect a million votes, yes.
Oh, we know why.
We get the point of rolling up a million


Wedge Regret

Tokyo sandblaster

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Pontificating rear end posted:

ever see that in porn when the dude has a uniquely weird dick? and it becomes too distracting since you cant stop thinking about sucking it

Like it was made to be sucked around a corner or under a table?

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