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youre dick
Jan 29, 2019


Blue Footed Booby posted:

God forbid anyone have fun.

GBS is very sophisticated these days we donít joke about or enjoy sex for even thinking about it is extremely exploitative you Trump supporting bigot

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WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

by Cyrano4747


Super Waffle posted:

Trap sprung I guess, but the term "spinner" as a synonym for petite comes from the girl being able to (theoretically or not) spin around on a guy's dick while riding on top.

it's also specifically from the weird thieves' cant that escorts and johns use, which is its own rabbit hole of interesting nonsense

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

All the vanilla straight stuff being relabeled as stepsibling/parent incest is both gross and a harsh indictment of how common broken homes were among the kids of boomers.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008



Since I'm on an internet forum and am able to distance myself in anonymity let me say the grossest fetish I've come across is "poo poo Farming". In case you were on the edge of your seats, poo poo Farming, or Scat Farming as it is sometimes known, involves clogging public restroom toilets, then, going in to scoop out the sweet brown reward to play with. This is real and I'm not making it up. There was a man in Russia who was busted for hiding out in a porta-potty doing this. It's extremely dangerous, and risks contracting lots of things.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Chrs posted:

Is this the fat Jonah Hill or the in-shape Jonah Hill?

No, youíre thinking of XXX_FUCKCOPTER_._TK_-_Fat_Jonah_Hill_Cucks_Fit_Jonah_Hill[4K][Fixed].mkv.7z.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Miss Piggy

Bear in the Air

Flying Doughnut

Wall-to-wall bears

Taco stand

Blinkin' Winkin' Kiddie Car

Cornbinder

Thirteen Letter poo poo Spreader

Meat Wagon

The Bubbly

Choke and puke

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Throat pie

Lmao

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Gurgling Gramps

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

The old king Clancy

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Barebacking Bodacious

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

Booyah




Ultra Carp

Krunkle

Jooper

Flange

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

A VAST WIFE WING CONSPIRACY

Snot slave
Enema races
Force feeding
Anal prolapse

I was friends with an indie porn star for years, and her desensitization to all but the most repulsive requested acts and scenarios still haunts me a little now.

Cyril Sneer
Aug 8, 2004

Life would be simple in the forest except for Cyril Sneer. And his life would be simple except for The Raccoons.

Daddies cummies

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.



Garficcino

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

Devils Affricate posted:

I kind of hate anything sex related that uses "play" as a suffix. You're not playing, you goddamn creeps, you're doing uncommon sex stuff

incel energy coming off this post

big dyke energy
Jul 29, 2006

Football? Yaaaay


sturt

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Incel Play

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


papercut

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Stepsister has a trouser bowser shocker!

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


Scissor accident

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

Creampie has always struck me as a pretty gross term.

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


Quadcoptering

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blue mass

Consumption

Mortification

Prostration

Sloughing bone

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!


Buglord


Ionized

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Guntpie

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Command & Conquer

Woodsy Owl
Oct 26, 2004


Stigmata

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

WeedlordGoku69 posted:

it's also specifically from the weird thieves' cant that escorts and johns use, which is its own rabbit hole of interesting nonsense

This i didn't know

vudan
Dec 11, 2010


I don't know what's going on in this thread but all these new Pokemon names are getting weird.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


Seek and destroy

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Big Butt Skinner posted:

Creampie has always struck me as a pretty gross term.

It's pretty stupid. Once I cum i do not want to eat the pie.[

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

  • African champagne

Africa gets a lot of sun and it gives the grapes more time to ripen so they're better and makes better wines. BUT champagne refers specifically to ones that come from a specific region of france so it should be called African Sparkling Wine

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

Down the Rabbit Hole.


Nuts and Gum posted:

It's pretty stupid. Once I cum i do not want to eat the pie.[

No, but girls tend to in my experience.

esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

still my no.1







this is absolutely disgusting

mods??

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

I fear the man who has hit one dinger ten thousand times.




Funky See Funky Do posted:

Miss Piggy

Bear in the Air

Flying Doughnut

Wall-to-wall bears

Taco stand

Blinkin' Winkin' Kiddie Car

Cornbinder

Thirteen Letter poo poo Spreader

Meat Wagon

The Bubbly

Choke and puke

Bronze Fonz posted:

Barebacking Bodacious

The Bloop posted:

Krunkle

Jooper

Flange

I canít tell if yíall are making these words up or not, and somehow I think Iím better off...














... with all of you telling me if you are making these words up or not, and posting definitions of all of the words that you are NOT making up, along with definitions of all of the words that you are making up.



Now.




Do it.








I DEMAND that you all educate me by typing and posting gross information that makes you uncomfortable in this thread, in graphic detail, and, furthermore, I COMPLETELY REFUSE to debase myself by looking up or seeking out any of this information myself, I DEMAND that all of you do ALL of the work for me.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015



vudan
zaepg
hasturtium
sigher
woodsy owl

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I. M. Gei posted:

I canít tell if yíall are making these words up or not, and somehow I think Iím better off...

I didn't make up any of the terms I put in here.

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Fhtagn

EA Sports
Feb 10, 2007


simpsons

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Twin Pricks

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