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Nov 7, 2005



OMFG FURRY posted:

flabby habby babby

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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018


This thread but with links

Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young

He Who Comes in the Dark

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Aug 6, 2020

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004



easy-bake

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017


GolfHole

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Kitchen Nightmares

Hungry Computer
Nov 12, 2008




College Slice

Prehensile Prolapse

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Two casually dressed women playing a quiet game of scrabble on a rainy afternoon

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012
WORST OF ALL THE BENNYS

Sir Not Appearing posted:

On one hand it's weird, but on the other hand, for the past 50 years porn has taught us that cum goes on the outside (face, boobs, rear end) so they needed a word to differentiate the few pornos with internal cumshots.

50???

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Sperm Burpers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Robomeat Hypnocest

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Crafting a model of the mountain where the spaceship will land bukkake

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


cum bubble

Snake Dance
Jan 5, 2020


Ingrown Penis

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



mom's chicken tendies

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!


Snake Dance posted:

Ingrown Penis

Inverted nipples

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Pink Sock Puppetry

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

100% rad


POV Roleplay ASMR Happy Wife and Good Day at Fulfilling Job [1080p] 4k

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

It's disgraceful - us being forced to pick wood for our smuggler-ancestors beacon-fires!


Pitch

Yaw

Roll

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Anything with forced, hypnotized, blackmail, or otherwise implying lack of consent

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie



Super Waffle posted:

Anything with forced, hypnotized, blackmail, or otherwise implying lack of consent

Well she shouldn't have shoplifted.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


Rad-daddio posted:

POV Roleplay ASMR Happy Wife and Good Day at Fulfilling Job [1080p] 4k

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm3TjRxntQk

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

Grilled Cheese

Rujo King
Jun 28, 2007

I say old chap have you any of the good sort of catnip if you know what I mean... harrumphaarmaammhhhmm


I have in my heart a special hatred for the term "clitty", defined as "A transwoman's penis, as said by a man who thinks calling it that means he isn't some sissy homo."

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



Sir Not Appearing posted:

On one hand it's weird, but on the other hand, for the past 50 years porn has taught us that cum goes on the outside (face, boobs, rear end) so they needed a word to differentiate the few pornos with internal cumshots.

It's sad and funny that at least one whole generation has been exposed to porn so much that they (we? Do I include myself if I'm one of the good ones?) think that practices borne out of the logistics of shooting porn are how sex is supposed to be had

Slippery
May 16, 2004



Muscles Boxcar

TheIncredulousHulk posted:

Alf is back, in PAWG form

Hearty lol

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


Rectal, probably.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

The Timeless Child is THE DOCTOR? Oh, for God's sake!


On the other side of the coin, "irrumatio" is a term that isn't doesn't have gross connotations and should be used more.

Hungry Computer
Nov 12, 2008




College Slice

Bifurcated Bukkake

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012
WORST OF ALL THE BENNYS

feelix posted:

It's sad and funny that at least one whole generation has been exposed to porn so much that they (we? Do I include myself if I'm one of the good ones?) think that practices borne out of the logistics of shooting porn are how sex is supposed to be had

Counterpoint - facials are p hot.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016



Benny Harvey posted:

Counterpoint - facials are p hot.

Yeah you're definitely a person who's not hosed in the head sex wise

Benny Harvey posted:

She's 17, so actually over the age of consent in most American states.

Also, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chi...e_United_States

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


a fussy zuckerberg *shudders*

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Heterosexual PIV

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

"You are the best poster... do not let anyone say otherwise."


Santorum

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013



Colonel Cancer posted:

Heterosexual PIV

mods? ban this sick filth

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012
WORST OF ALL THE BENNYS

feelix posted:

Yeah you're definitely a person who's not hosed in the head sex wise

The point I was trying to make in that post was that a lot of America has creepier age of consent laws than the UK. I wasn't trying to say that 17 isn't too young.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Two goons discuss age of consent laws

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense





R.L. Stine posted:

Mole Cumpilation

Ladybugs

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Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


Excelzior posted:

mods? ban this sick filth

the Colonel* took some mdma on a plane please forgive them, does anyone have some water?

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