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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


The Bix post in the OP really makes me believe this is a vision Shane had in 2005 and finally got Vince to put it on TV with literally 0 changes

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




Shane sweating intensely in his basement fight club with strippers after a massive coke binge

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






JUNGLE BOY posted:

Sex workers are people too.

According to WWE contracts WWE workers aren't even people.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Chris James 2 posted:

I don't for a moment believe you

I have long been very anti sexist bullshit eye candy women in wrestling this is where I turn it off. I have a personal issue with it and I wonít tolerate it. Iíll watch smackdown and the first two hours but i refuse to engage in the third hour again until thats off my tv

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

Gotta give'em hell



Monitoring the fight clubs social media engagement

https://twitter.com/ladynichole/sta...1467961346?s=19

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






xbilkis posted:

The Bix post in the OP really makes me believe this is a vision Shane had in 2005 and finally got Vince to put it on TV with literally 0 changes

its so much sadder than that, this is clearly Josh Barnett's Bloodsport

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


raw underground doesn't have weight classes I guess

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


Shane is no Taz, and this guy is no Brian Cage.

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Woah woah woah, that's how they're introducing this poo poo? Just like that? Hmmmmm this reeks of planning this this morning.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





I have no issue with people being paid to be sexy or whatever but it feels very gross when you have them portrayed in grimy underground fight clubs.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


KO via axe handle punches to the stomach

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




what the gently caress is this

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

we're underground

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




What in the wide world

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Omg this camerawork combined with the Shoot Fight angle

This is insane

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

davakato

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




Codependent Poster posted:

Yes, the stipulation was that a title change could happen on DQ or countout
No, it was a technicality because Stephanie said ďwinner becomes championĒ and nobody bothered to fight the stipulation

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.





WHAT THE ACTUAL gently caress IS THIS

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






this is so much loving worse than i thought it was going to be

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


They're just having Shane yell "He's good that's it!" 10 seconds into every Fight lmao

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

dah vaqueido vs some guy

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

so this is just shane talking over people pretending to shoot fight?

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





Season 5 of Lucha Underground looks real poo poo y'all

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

the camera cuts

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


Lance Archer did this better in his backyard.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






WE JUST THOUGHT IT WAS GOING TO BR BRAWL 4 ALL 2, INSTEAD ITS THIS HORRIFYING MISH MASH OF WWE, BLOODSPORT AND I GUESS LUCHA UNDERGROUND

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Oh thank God it's just a segment. Also what the gently caress Joe how can you stomach this poo poo?

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010





So they saw the Archer/Jake vignettes and said "now we can copy them, it's been long enough"

ftwtom
Feb 7, 2001



Cool shoot fights Shane

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

what the gently caress

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



I thought it was all a joke...

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

Gotta give'em hell



This is so bad

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow dis wack-ass
crystal prison











i literally cannot believe they are doing this

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




what the gently caress is this

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




Eat My Fuc posted:

I have long been very anti sexist bullshit eye candy women in wrestling this is where I turn it off. I have a personal issue with it and I wonít tolerate it. Iíll watch smackdown and the first two hours but i refuse to engage in the third hour again until thats off my tv
I am so grossed out by the WWE that Iíll only watch 6 of the 7 hours of televised programming they have every week

tecnocrat
Oct 5, 2003
Struggling to keep his sanity.





So WWE made fake kumite.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


the street profits are setting a terrible example by breaking quarantine

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






AND ON TOP OF EVERYTHING loving ELSE WE HAVE SHANE TALKING OVER THE WHOLE loving THING FOR MORE loving TALKING

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010

ANXIOUS MILLENNIAL COWBOY



I tuned in to watch this and i'm getting sick from these camera cuts please stop wwe

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


What the gently caress am I watching?

I'm dying laughing

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