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projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Just shootfight each other!!! Beat up dolph Ziggler in real life!!!

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






I just realised an hour went by and unlike other things where its "wow that hour flew by" its "where the hell did that hour go? Nothing Happened!"

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


He's talking about Randy Orton doing a poo

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

He's shootin' about the bag shittin'

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

drew says he deserved to get fired for being beaten by his wife

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Lid posted:

I just realised an hour went by and unlike other things where its "wow that hour flew by" its "where the hell did that hour go? Nothing Happened!"

Yeah, so much of this is just complete loving filler and that might be the biggest problem with the show.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Lid posted:

I just realised an hour went by and unlike other things where its "wow that hour flew by" its "where the hell did that hour go? Nothing Happened!"

The fun part is that two (2) more hours remain

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Flair looks dead

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





MJeff posted:

He's shootin' about the bag shittin'

I've been swearing up and down Russo has been back for a long while and things like this make me more sure.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



i have returned. please tell me about the announcement and the new stable

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

Seth Rollins posted:

everyone speaks with the same cadence and mannerisms

yea it's very hard to care because it's all one note so it just meshes into a blob of nothingness. makes me want to tune out or for them to just get to the point faster

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






note to WWE writers: Drew McIntyre nee Galloway, his whole persona was build on intense promo ability with powerful spitting talking and intensity, he was NOT a soft spoken Scot going on and on and loving on

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


"You shoulda been fired way more times than I was fired." That's t-shirt material right there for sure.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






if WWE removed every talking segment the show would improve dramatically

this is abysmal

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






cut to randy

cut to drew

cut to randy

cut to drew

cut to randy

cut to drew

cut to randy

cut to drew

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





DREW IS GONNA SHOOT

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Eat My Fuc posted:

Flair looks dead

He died two months ago, but his corpse can't stop stylin and profilin.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 16, 2006





RealFoxy posted:

Monday Night Raw is haunted by spooky ghosts

Shane - "I'm back and I've brought my new stable. It's the stars of the past: Macho Man, Andre the Giant, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Rick Rude, and more! That's right, it's now HAUNTED RAW!"

(Lights flicker on and off, and boxes fall over mysteriously)

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




no because ric's still there passing it on because ric doesn't have a home to go to

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



please help me.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


boy hes still talking huh

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Cavauro posted:

please help me.

they wont tell us i wish i could help

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






This is commiting the worst sin

its BORING

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




haha did randy orton just wink at that

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

Mean Street Posse 2

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




I liked the Drew promo. It would have been better with a real audience, but he sounded like he believed what he was saying and that's key.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






THIS HAS GONE FOR TEN loving MINUTES

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


What is with the loving camera angle constantly crossing the rope?

e: The camerawork is awful. That's what.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




Lid posted:

This is commiting the worst sin

its BORING

randy is a weird void of personality and I blame the military for it

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Codependent Poster posted:

I liked the Drew promo. It would have been better with a real audience, but he sounded like he believed what he was saying and that's key.

I liked it too it was just too long

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



let me tell you all about the nba games. zion! brandon ingram! doing good

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




I turned the TV on to watch without a delay and Drew was still talking after I went to the bathroom and got distracted by an entire magic trick on Penn and Tellerís show.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





lol I forgot Nia Jax existed.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






oh and to top that all off a reminder Nia Jax is still employed

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Cavauro posted:

let me tell you all about the nba games. zion! brandon ingram! doing good

AEW and NXT hour one is up against Ja Morant v Zion - rip the ratings

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Liv is just so orange

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





Flair looks like Donovan after he drinks from the false grail in Indiana Jones.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






im glad that after all that talking we come back from commerical

for more talking

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




kevin owens just sadly looking at ric like he knows he's losing his marbles

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




Following up a 10 minute promo with a 3 minute promo and a Nia Jax promo

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