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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






ok i am 100% sure someone at WWE just saw Josh Barnett's Bloodsport

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CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




Power Windows posted:

This is a rib on puro fans isn't it?

That'd be better, because no, this is just a thing Vince McMahon historically likes doing whereby if he doesn't have ideas for Japanese wrestlers they just get comedy martial arts gimmicks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rHaQ2ucRQU

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





I hope there's a group of screaming Thai men taking bets somewhere on that set.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Eat My Fuc posted:

it’s not a good show but raw has sucked a lot
lately, smackdown is a lot better to me. everyone knows angles only happen at the top of the hours big ones for hour 3.

It's the same poo poo.

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


make dolph ziggler get beaten up


dont let him use his ncaa wrestling just get kicked and elbowed here in the underground

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



GRITTY THIRD HOUR OF RAW IS BACK

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



it was called drizzly, not jizzly. they buy you alcohol

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009



Gun Saliva

Seth Rollins posted:

wwe underground for nintendo ds

i love this post

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010





Is this a ploy to bring back the Lions den?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6hGLZw68ms

heel turn
Jan 6, 2004




Power Windows posted:

GRITTY THIRD HOUR OF RAW IS BACK

Bring back the electric chair

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


Eat My Fuc posted:

it’s not a good show but raw has sucked a lot
lately, smackdown is a lot better to me. everyone knows angles only happen at the top of the hours big ones for hour 3.

This is loving garbage. Like, unmitigated poo poo. The only thing I'm taking away from this show is a list of wrestlers who would be so much better off in another promotion. I don't think the top of the hour is going to change that.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

holy gently caress the camera work on this recap of the large son going to town with the kendo stick

felt like my brain was in a blender

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Large adult son Dominik

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Big Dom is going to rule the Brawl 4 All

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



this other basketball game isn't any good. how are you liking raw?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






https://twitter.com/cruzkontrol/sta...459960812470279

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.

a wrestling match???

shits wild

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




getting a real big Greg Gagne vibe from Dominic

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Oh boy, Dominick, you are not a good promo.

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


Let's have another interview. Haven't had nearly enough talking yet.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Dominik has bad video game voice actor voice

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Eddie's son debuting at Summerslam

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

if ruby's ACTING was an 11, domanic is like a -32

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


Dominik sounds so much like Rey

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






hahahahahahahahahahahaha gently caress i have not looked at Dominick Mysterio before closely

ummmmmm

he needs a mask

Gorgolflox
Apr 2, 2009



Gun Saliva

you see, they are purposely making the first two hours bad so when hour three hits it'll blow your socks off at how mediocre it is

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Doing Sasha-Shayna with no build...that's how you use talent

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Real main event right here

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




I hope WWE Underground switches to TV-14 and someone says “poo poo” because Vince thinks that’s what people want. Tbf it probably unironically is if you check YouTube comments

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





That was a pretty good punch from Shayna.

Edge & Christian
May 20, 2001

Earth-1145 is truly the best!
A world of singing, magic frogs,
high adventure, no shitposters


Ol' Giant AJ Soprano lookin' boy

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






EARLIER TONIGHT: TALKING

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.





I don't believe a single person that anything about this Sasha and Bayley poo poo is good

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010





I don't understand why you put the son of a luchador unmasked.

It's literally a family tradition for them and kids love masks.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Miching Mallecho posted:

I don't understand why you put the son of a luchador unmasked.

It's literally a family tradition for them and kids love masks.

also ugly runs in the family

Jiro
Jan 12, 2004



Shayna gonna job to Sasha??? Lol

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




WWE RAW Underground Champion Rey Mysterio's large son

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Miching Mallecho posted:

I don't understand why you put the son of a luchador unmasked.

It's literally a family tradition for them and kids love masks.

They'll probably do some ceremony where he inherits the mask from Rey

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Lid posted:

also ugly runs in the family

Rey isn't ugly, he's just 12

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Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


Pretty cool how this match they built up between a legit challenger and a title holder is a non-title match. Sure does get me vested in the angle. Maybe if Shayna beats Sasha, then her tag team beats Sasha and Bayley, then Shayna beats Bayley, then Shayna might get a title match.

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