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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


TheKingslayer posted:

I don't believe a single person that anything about this Sasha and Bayley poo poo is good

They're both very good wrestlers who have been given a lot of airtime so it shouldn't be surprising

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




An MMA fighter is losing to Sasha Banks right before the debut of WWE Bloodsport

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Intruder posted:

Rey isn't ugly, he's just 12

Dominik looks 12 too

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Women carry the WWE

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


Uh why is it a DQ for two people not involved in the match to fight

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




why did that cause a DQ

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




That was such a good match before the BS finish

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Oh hey.

Wrestling.

Only took like 90 minutes.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


Asuka attacks Bailey...and that's a DQ? Bailey, who wasn't involved in the match?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




lmfao DQ finish because Asuka attacked Bayley, outside the ring, who was not in the match.

Seth Rollins
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you


Muldoon

the wew sucks

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Another skit?!


CarlCX posted:

why did that cause a DQ

My assumption is so it can be Sasha/Bayley tagging against Shayna/Asuka when we get back from break

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






that match literally lasted TWO MINUTES

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

MJeff posted:

Oh hey.

Wrestling.

Only took like 90 minutes.

lmao and just as I say that, bullshit non-finish.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Intruder posted:

Uh why is it a DQ for two people not involved in the match to fight

The timekeeper was psychic and knew Asuka would go after Sasha next

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010





WWE can't follow their own DQ rules.

Water wet

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Because wwe constantly books themselves into corners to please everyone and wind up pleasing no one

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






MJeff posted:

Oh hey.

Wrestling.

Only took like 90 minutes.

TWO MINUTES OF WRESTLING

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

did they ring the bell early? sounded like it happened when asuka was attacking bayley for some reason

too short of a match.. it was the only good wrestling in nearly two hours

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


Eat My Fuc posted:

Women carry the WWE

right into the loving dumpster

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






wait what the gently caress is that finish!

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



ok wwe

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






wait what the gently caress i cant stop laughing

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Qu'ils mangent de la baise!


Nipponophile posted:

right into the loving dumpster

nah. itís the best womenís division in american wrestling ever. NXT/WWE women are the best by far no other companies division comes close

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


They did the DQ so people couldn't say "Sasha winning the title by countout is the dumbest finish of the Sasha/Bayley-Asuka feud"

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

"Yup, it looks like his head went so far up his own butt-hole that it exploded right back out his pee-hole and he died in a cataclysmic shower of his own blood and poop and pee."
- Too Much Mustard


What happened? I stopped watching and am just following the thread now

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






help having trouble breathing from laughter

this is up there with the Debut of Master Wato

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


Eat My Fuc posted:

nah. itís the best womenís division in american wrestling ever

tallest midget in the room

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






Dango Bango posted:

What happened? I stopped watching and am just following the thread now

ASUKA RAN TO THE RING AND ATTACKED BAYLEY, WHO WAS OUTSIDE THE RING

THIS RESULTED IN THE MATCH BEING DECLARED A DISQUALIFICATION

BAYLEY WASNT A PARTICIPANT

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.



Lid posted:

help having trouble breathing from laughter

this is up there with the Debut of Master Wato

Wato owns

how dare you compare him to this crap

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

Lid posted:

help having trouble breathing from laughter

this is up there with the Debut of Master Wato

oh god master wato.. that was the funniest thing I've seen in forever

I still crack up when he gets on the ropes, does a slow turn and does THE POSE

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

and she walked in
looking like dynamite




Intruder posted:

My assumption is so it can be Sasha/Bayley tagging against Shayna/Asuka when we get back from break

It was a good guess but your mistake was assuming they cared

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

The M stands for MOX

Oh boy more talking and videos.

DuhSal
Aug 16, 2004

I will, brother. I promise.




Pillbug

didn't they show this poo poo already?

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






... ummmm

is Bray now a rapist?

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

King of the Pirates?




Eat My Fuc posted:

nah. itís the best womenís division in american wrestling ever. NXT/WWE women are the best by far no other companies division comes close
Itís entirely possible that WWE has the best wrestling roster in US history while simultaneously being the worst booked wrestling show in US history. Theyíre not mutually exclusive, and unlike TNA or WCW they donít even let anyone actually *wrestle* their own style.

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005


I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!




Fallen Rib

Has that new faction debuted yet?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Bayley kayfabe killed Kairi Sane

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009


We literally saw these replays like an hour ago.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Cabana's legal advice?
I'm bourgeoisie.
I... hit the shitty
firemans carry knee.






the best wrestling on this entire show so far is this flashback to last week showing Asuka's dropkick

Asuka is real good still at least

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