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Hi guys. I've been thinking about my problems and I've realized that almost all of them could be solved if I just became rich. I'm brainstorming ideas on how to do it right now and one that I really think has legs is if I got a job with a 7 or 8 figure salary but kept my expenses fairly low and invested the difference. I'm open to any other ideas-
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:09 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:40 |
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The secret is making money
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:11 |
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leave samsara op
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:11 |
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Look down and locate thine bootstrap Now bend over and pull!!!
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:13 |
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Sell both your kidneys. They're worth a lot more as an intact pair.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:14 |
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Once you sell kidneys you might quickly realize that there's plenty other spare parts that you weren't using anyways! Sell those too
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:18 |
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Desktop size VHS players with USB
Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 04:21 on Aug 4, 2020 |
# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:18 |
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Inherit/be gifted money.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:21 |
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Just stop paying for things.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:22 |
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More money more problems, just get a ticket to Costa Rica and disappear instead
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:22 |
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Come up with something really cool that a lot of people want and then only give it to them for money.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:33 |
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Rich people say it doesn't solve the problems that really matter and they would know
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:35 |
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Get a calculator. Type in your income, then times it by ten, then by ten again, divide by two, and finally add $350000000.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:38 |
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Rich people say it doesn't solve the problems that really matter and they would know If they give the money to me I will solve the problems that really matter
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:41 |
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get really good at sucking dicks, op. And then open an onlyfans account to monetize these skills
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:45 |
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You're going to have to marry an old rich dude. And touch his peen.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:47 |
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if you get rich we're going to eat you i dunno if that's an incentive or deterrent but keep it in mind
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:51 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:if you get rich we're going to eat you i dunno if that's an incentive or deterrent but keep it in mind what if i gave you something to eat instead, like a tomato
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:54 |
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Own a somewhat popular web forum and beat your wives OP and you'll be on your way. Oh wrong kind of rich... but also still maybe right
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:57 |
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:what if i gave you something to eat instead, like a tomato the fact that you will have tomatoes in abundance while we have none is the very core of the problem
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 04:59 |
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Borrowed Ladder posted:Rich people say it doesn't solve the problems that really matter and they would know They are lying. *Me, standing in front of a giant pile of Scrooge McDuck coins, in my giant dining hall, surrounded by delicious food and fancy cars I brought indoors just because I can, so gently caress you, with pictures from my last awesome vacation hanging on the wall* "What, all this? Heck, all the money in the world won't buy happiness. What about love? What about your health?" *Has bunches of free time to meet new people at fancy resorts, has AMAZING health insurance, and also has money enough to cover any procedure it doesn't just upfront*
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:00 |
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Why would you want to become serial wife abuser, lowtax?
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:00 |
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Take all your money, invest in stock. Take out margin on your stock, max your margin shorting the entire market. You are either going to owe the bank over a million dollars or have over a million dollars. Nothing between is possible unless you don't have savings. In that case may I suggest instead you spend everything on instant win lottery tickets? *none of this post is sound advice
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:04 |
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Buy the forums and ruin your spine.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:06 |
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OP I guess you need to ask yourself; would it be wrong or it be right if you made some cash tonight Chances are that you might And you're contemplating wealthy brides
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:10 |
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You know how there's citrus trees with more than one type of fruit on them. Invent that but for meat.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:19 |
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Jeffrey Dahmer posted:You know how there's citrus trees with more than one type of fruit on them. You mean a pig?
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:20 |
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why be rich when you can be poor
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:25 |
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Suck cocks in a parking lot for money, you'll thank me afterwards.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:39 |
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Give all your money to me and I will "invest" it for you.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:43 |
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Garfield themed coffee shops
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:48 |
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If you're able to lactate you can always sell breast milk
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:57 |
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Tom Gorman posted:If you're able to lactate you can always sell breast milk Babies don't have any money, idiot.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:58 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Babies don't have any money, idiot. Just invent baby money
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 05:59 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Babies don't have any money, idiot. Then just sell the babies.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 06:04 |
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Frank Frank posted:Then just sell the babies. Then who's buying the milk?!
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 06:05 |
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The people buying the babies? Babies gotta eat something. Edit: Alternatively, goblins.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 06:08 |
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Real grounded ideas here folks. The OP should sell breast milk to the goblins that buy their babies.
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 06:16 |
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i bet billionaires are crazy good at posting
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# ? Aug 4, 2020 06:31 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Real grounded ideas here folks. The OP should sell breast milk to the goblins that buy their babies. look homie we're just brainstorming here. when somebody submits a business plan for selling breast milk to goblins THEN you can get sarcastic
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