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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

It doesn't even have a thin veneer of it being for children. It's directly marketed at the 30-40 year demographic. I think Optimus Prime has a sex scene? It takes itself so seriously. It might be awesome or it might be the stupidest thing I've ever watched. I don't know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UksT5I1lvJM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDB6skUqYw

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 12:27 on Aug 4, 2020

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Ok well keep us informed.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


the nickname the fans give themselves is going to be a problem

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.

Buglord

I'm so glad that [network] has rebooted transformers for grown intellectuals who enjoy nostalgia. Such as myself.
*sips Franzia chillable red*
*shits on beanbag chair*

MyronMulch
Nov 12, 2006



New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

But why would anyone do that?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

"Transformers! Some got in my eye!"

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

Beast Wars

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?
Transboners: Man Meats in your Thighs

Step-Dadimus Prime, I'm stuck under this energon cube!

Transboner! Firm up and bone out

FilthyImp fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Aug 4, 2020

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007


dammit, now i'm picturing transforming genitals with the cartoon sound effect.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

Klomping endlessly thru the gray void...





Fun Shoe

Transporners: Guys? I think they are Guys?!

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Nope



gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

dammit, now i'm picturing transforming genitals with the cartoon sound effect.
OH no! MegaDong activated his Third Leg Canon Mode!

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


They better have a scene where we see Bumblebee's balls hanging out

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

Sheeee!!!!


I'm going to make your star scream all night. Oh yeah...

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Does anyone know what OP is even talking about?

Is it that weird new Netflix show? A comic book? A (sex) toy line?

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

One death is a tragedy, ten deaths is a statistic. Especially if it saves my job.



Thanks for the link and/or any kind of context at all, OP

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

We're gonna have so much fun, we'll forget about how miserable we are, and how much life sucks, and how we're all gonna grow old and die someday.


고추장 DIVISION



Does Megatron finally dom Starscream?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


General Dog posted:

Thanks for the link and/or any kind of context at all, OP

I think OP just assumes everyone else keeps very up-to-date on Transformers news. Because, well, why wouldn't we?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I think OP just assumes everyone else keeps very up-to-date on Transformers news. Because, well, why wouldn't we?

Well, yeah, why wouldn't you be?

https://www.netflix.com/title/81002438

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009



I thought that might be what you meant. I saw the ad.

But it's rated TV-Y7. Every single transformers show on Netflix (except Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy) is rated TV-Y7. So, I don't know, pretty sure it's still for kids.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

So Annoying



I like Megatrons new lips though!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I thought that might be what you meant. I saw the ad.

But it's rated TV-Y7. Every single transformers show on Netflix (except Transformers: Rescue Bots Academy) is rated TV-Y7. So, I don't know, pretty sure it's still for kids.

Well I found the themes challenging and the political commentary insightful.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2007

I am Nooner


I got a transformer for ya, I just transformed some food into poop. The poop is now in my pants. I just poo poo my pants.

Barudak
May 7, 2007



They say "rear end" in episode 1 so its clearly mature and adult gently caress you mom they are COLLECTIBLES!!!

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

The Deadliest Crotch



Grimey Drawer

Devils Affricate posted:

They better have a scene where we see Bumblebee's balls hanging out

Bumbleballs

Pick
Jul 19, 2009


Nap Ghost

whats it caltd

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001

awoo



neon genesis evangelion

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN


R.L. Stine posted:

the nickname the fans give themselves is going to be a problem

Back in the early '00s I used to go to https://www.trans-fan.net and download scans of the old 80's comics. Not sure if they still have the comics up.

Jeffrey Dahmer
May 21, 2017

by Pragmatica


Muldoon

*watches a film made to be enjoyed by males aged anywhere between 13 and 40 years of age, that's basic enough to be dubbed into 5 different languages without effecting the narrative at all, and is 85% post CGI*

Cinema masterpiece.

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked around with this message at 08:06 on Aug 4, 2020

Zzulu
May 15, 2009


I would gently caress a transformer. I bet their puss is like a fleshlight and since they can transform they can probably get dicks too

its win win

Crankit
Feb 7, 2011

HE WATCHES


Pick posted:

whats it caltd

The aristocrats

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

Zzulu posted:

I would gently caress a transformer. I bet their puss is like a fleshlight and since they can transform they can probably get dicks too

its win win

I think it's the second film that has this concept, but no money shot

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away


Again?

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING



A CRAB IRL posted:

Bumbleballs

Bumblegrundle

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004
Im gonna put cupcakes on your mind


Funky See Funky Do posted:

It doesn't even have a thin veneer of it being for children. It's directly marketed at the 30-40 year demographic. I think Optimus Prime has a sex scene? It takes itself so seriously. It might be awesome or it might be the stupidest thing I've ever watched. I don't know.

Gonna go tell my kid he's a man now and throw him out.

R.L. Stine posted:

the nickname the fans give themselves is going to be a problem

Decepti-cunts? I think it sounds good.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


toggle
Nov 7, 2005



MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

loving machines

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


gently caress yeah get them titties out hobots!

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

FYAAAAAD!!!


MyronMulch posted:

New topic: If they made a porn parody Transformers movie, what would the title be?

I'm late on this but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a porno already out there with the name Transformers featuring transexuals.

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Valko posted:

I'm late on this but it wouldn't surprise me if there was a porno already out there with the name Transformers featuring transexuals.

Why would you think that?

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