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Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

I saw 1-6 plus 3D. The 3D didn't look that good. They should have just called it Saw 7. I am ashamed to admit I did not see the reboot movie called "Jigsaw" or whatever.

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A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad


The Great Twist

0. Never 'saw' the appeal, frankly.

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

And what haunts me is that in all the faces of all the bears, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature.


I don't see how you could have seen so many saw movies. Seems strange to sow such sights inside. Sibilance.

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


Well they only made three of them

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




A Strange Aeon posted:

0. Never 'saw' the appeal, frankly.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


They are all bad and I don't remember any details

To quote the late mayor of Toronto I was in a drunken stupor when I watched these most unpleasant films

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

"When you put your hand into a bunch of goo that a moment before was your quarterback's face, you'll know what to do."



I saw part of the first one and it was dumb IMO

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Soiled Meat

i watched the first five and about four of those were actually pretty good

five had Chester from linkin park (RIP ) get decapitated and it was pretty cool, in fact the whole ~theme~ of five was actually awesome

food court bailiff
Oct 2, 2007

fast n furious foodstuff



Soiled Meat

Ehud posted:

I saw part of the first one and it was dumb IMO

i donít understand anyone who could dislike anything cary elwes is in, honestly, the man is a treasure

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Suck My Balls*~

Fun Shoe

A Strange Aeon posted:

0. Never 'saw' the appeal, frankly.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004



Watched part of the first one once I think

Diet Poison
Jan 20, 2008

LICK MY ASS


food court bailiff posted:

i watched the first five and about four of those were actually pretty good

five had Chester from linkin park (RIP ) get decapitated and it was pretty cool, in fact the whole ~theme~ of five was actually awesome

I would call 5 the best one. Not that the bar's exactly high. But I like it because it played out entirely differently than it "should have". I'm pretty sure a huge chunk of Jigsaw just plain wouldn't have worked if characters hadn't done certain things in exactly the way they did, but that's just a vague recollection.
I got a lovely memory so I recall very little of this terrible series I have seen every entry in:
1 had a pretty good twist, 2 you could tell was originally a different movie rewritten to be a sequel to Saw, 3 was what, I think a corrupt cop was continuing the "work", 4 and 6 I don't remember at all, 3D was gimmicky and stupid like every single 3D movie, and Jigsaw continued to run the "heh, all this stuff was actually happening at different TIMES" thing they'd been doing since at least 3 into the ground.

I, being stupid, still am looking forward to Spiral.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007


i recently binged all of them. very few actual saws.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

I don't like torture films

caleb
Jul 17, 2004
...rough day at the orifice.

I just watched The Collector and it was better than I thought it was going to be if this is your genre of choice. It's kind of like if Home Alone had bear traps and broken glass instead of paint cans and a whimsical soundtrack.

Flimf
Sep 3, 2006



the first one.

it was really good and the rest are lazy cash in garbage made for people that think all those "haunted house" movies are acceptable horror movies

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



Jigsaw is definitely the worst because they had a chance to do things differently but instead just did the exact same things as the previous movies.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



none

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I watched about 1/3rd of the first one and then stopped when I realized it was amateurish trash horror for stupid idiots with some of the worst cinematography in recent memory and a cast of low rent loser actors including that ridiculous moron from Robin Hood Men In Tights who to this day makes me cringe every time I see him

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







I like the one with Marky Markís brother.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


If you go to Happy Wheels and search for Saw levels the results are 1 out of 50 of "many"

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Laslow
Jul 18, 2007



Itís just the Batman TV show with the zany traps but rated R, right? Iíve never seen any of them but thatís the gist I got.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


All of them, op

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018



Pillbug

Listen here OP, a blind man once said "I can see!" and took his hammer and saw.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


My favorite part was Jigsaw falling into a hole and dying when it was him and 1 other character during the goon island hunger games years ago thus causing the other character to automatically win by default

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKFpFmQSeGs

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

I went to see Saw with meemaw and peepaw.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


How many of them made you cum?

RVWinkle
Aug 24, 2004

In relating the circumstances which have led to my confinement within this refuge for the demented, I am aware that my present position will create a natural doubt of the authenticity of my narrative.

Nap Ghost

I have watched maybe a dozen M249 SAW movies on YouTube, they're pretty cool.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!


None of them. Thank you.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!


food court bailiff posted:

i watched the first five and about four of those were actually pretty good

five had Chester from linkin park (RIP ) get decapitated and it was pretty cool, in fact the whole ~theme~ of five was actually awesome

I guess you COULD say

THESE wounds, they will NOT heal

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Too soon BBC!!!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


The Management posted:

How many of them made you cum?

Only the 1st one. I've been chasing the high ever since.

LOVE LOVE SKELETON
Nov 11, 2007




Lipstick Apathy

i pirated the first two contemporaneously, then years later ended up watching the fourth, maybe. it was the one where a man drowns in pig poo poo. made it p clear i should move on.

DarkSoulsTantrum
Apr 6, 2011

this kills the crab

Sure, they're visually impressive, but a lot of posters find large avatars physically uncomfortable. Furthermore, the owners of large avatars often rely on their size alone and don't bother to develop more refined posting techniques.


Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City posted:

I guess you COULD say

THESE wounds, they will NOT heal

Lol

William Bear
Oct 25, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!


I saw a clip online where a racist has to rip his own skin off to try to save his and his friends' lives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcVJ84Hrsl8

"We are all the same color on the inside."

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE



up to the one that was about health insurance or medical debts I think? which one was that one?

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008



I know I watched the first two. I might have watched the 3rd. Maybe even the 4th.

I downloaded basically every lovely horror movie from like 04-08, it's hard to remember.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 9, 2009

We'll roll on with our heads held high.
Our conscience in the gutter,
Our dreams up in the sky.




I've watched all of those and the purge movies, too. I will watch anything and I often have a lot of movies on for background noise.

Shroomie posted:

I know I watched the first two. I might have watched the 3rd. Maybe even the 4th.

I downloaded basically every lovely horror movie from like 04-08, it's hard to remember.

But did you watch Paycheck.

Kaiser Mazoku
Mar 24, 2011

Didn't you see it!? Couldn't you see my "spirit"!?

Jon Irenicus posted:

up to the one that was about health insurance or medical debts I think? which one was that one?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


I think a lot of those people who got sawed in half or bear trapped to the face had a lot to say about insurance/medical debt

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