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Putty


Calming explaining to the screaming monster in chains before me that Majora's Mask was actually a pretty dark game for it's time.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


Telling the wailing monstrosity that is Bigfoot to input his name as Largefoot for roleplaying reasons, since nicknames will ruin my Everquest experience.




nut

by Fluffdaddy


getting a high score in weight loss by getting Bigfoot to stand on my wii fit balance board to record my initial weight before I get on to play

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cda


my experiment will determine whether we can turn Bigfoot into a gamer

JOHN CENA


watchin bigfoot get mad after failing to qualify in slimb climb

cda


it has been a long day but i feel it is important to let the public know that yes, bigfoot is real, and while he is currently terrible at dark souls, we haven't given up hope yet

Khanstant



*surreptitiously tie a Pokéwalker to Bigfoot's matted fur*

alright BF, if you want dinner tonight *slides him the bongos controller with my normal foot* then you need to clear all songs with full combo

Bigfoot snorts confidently

*slides him the second set of bongos controller with my deformed foot/hoof situation and then I smirk animely*

That's right, every song, full combo, TWO players, by yourself.

The Voice of Labor



the captured bigfoot was a girl bigfoot and now lives a life of relative luxury by selling her used bath water

Macnult


*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too


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cda


Macnult posted:

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

nut

by Fluffdaddy


Macnult posted:

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

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Luvcow




Macnult posted:

*bigfoot roaring and trying to break out of his chains*
yeah, playstation controllers feel a bit too small for my hands too

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


dressing bigfoot up in a t-shirt and baseball cap so i can pretend he's my older brother and absolutely dominate the dance dance revolution tournament at my church's lock-in




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Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


Bigfoot gnawing at the plastic of an Xbox Duke controller as his teeth glide across the bumpers no-scoping me in Halo 2

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

meat


I will be reporting you to Xbox Live for exploits I say sternly to Bigfoot as he blasts a stream of diarrhea directly onto a bean bag chair

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I will be reporting you to Xbox Live for exploits I say sternly to Bigfoot as he blasts a stream of diarrhea directly onto a bean bag chair




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bigfoot: when does he plumb?

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google THIS



I study the calluses that have built up on Bigfoot's thick ape thumbs. "Good, you're ready for the final test," I say as I get out the original NES controllers.

Putty


*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*

David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.

City of Glompton



Putty posted:

*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*

David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.



thank you Prof. Crocodile for this perfect sig!

Luvcow




watching my chupacabra bound off into the field, lamenting that he could never grasp even the most basic controls of the earliest atari games much less a pc mmorpg, he turns one last time and snarls at me before disappearing into the woods. i nod my head in respect and head back home to start researching ways to track and capture a bigfoot instead, hobbling with my one remaining foot while my mangled and bloody bandaged arm grasps my makeshift crutch.

The Voice of Labor



bigfoot's real amenable to weed. I didn't have to force him to play videogames but I did almost bankrupt myself buying top shelf bud. bigfoot is real not amenable to weed with less than 30% thc

cda


Luvcow posted:

watching my chupacabra bound off into the field, lamenting that he could never grasp even the most basic controls of the earliest atari games much less a pc mmorpg, he turns one last time and snarls at me before disappearing into the woods. i nod my head in respect and head back home to start researching ways to track and capture a bigfoot instead, hobbling with my one remaining foot while my mangled and bloody bandaged arm grasps my makeshift crutch.

lol

cda


the island of Dr Moreau but the humanimals are learning to play games on hosed up hybrid systems like the Nintega and the PlayBox.

google THIS



I learned a lot about unconscious bias the day I presumed that Bigfoot would want to roll Horde. I also learned the names of many of the bones that make up the hand and fingers.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



"How's the gold farming coming along, buuuddy?"

"Rrraaaaarrrhhhhh!!"

"My man."

The Voice of Labor



had to knock down a few walls so the kinect could pick him up and he still got a higher score in child of eden with the controller

Putty


Finger Prince posted:

"How's the gold farming coming along, buuuddy?"

"Rrraaaaarrrhhhhh!!"

"My man."

Turns out bigfoots constant rampaging syncs perfectly with timing clicks to smith rune platebodies

Macnult


Adjusting the anti-aliasing on Bigfoot so he can take a better quality photo for his eSports team


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Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

still on hold with DXRacer customer service because big foot sat in my gamer chair and broke it

Mummy Napkin

the outer space hillbilly

trying to get big foot in the tub and sell Big Foot Gamer Bath Water

Putty


Macnult posted:

Adjusting the anti-aliasing on Bigfoot so he can take a better quality photo for his eSports team

Toggling Bigfoots fur on and off while he screams at me

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Bigfoot knocks the coffee table over with his big foot phantom braking for a corner while watching me play Gran Turismo.

Chrs



Putty posted:

*Bigfoot smashes the controller in a way that makes Mario ground pound*

David Attenborough: The creature has just made a remarkable discovery.

Prof. Crocodile



bigfoot's popular twitch channel makes him accessible to millions worldwide but angers squatchin' purists


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Riotgrrill



bigfoot has found a knack for the 'easy mode' option in videogames and has become one of the more respected game journalists

Prof. Crocodile



bigfoot begins to howl with anger and shake the bars of his cage as i explain that cooking mama cookstars will likely never be released on the switch due to a legal dispute between nintendo and the game's publisher


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

The Voice of Labor



bigfoot escaped. had to use streetpass triangulation to track him down. good thing he ate a 3ds before he escaped.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Riotgrrill posted:

bigfoot has found a knack for the 'easy mode' option in videogames and has become one of the more respected game journalists




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cda


Prof. Crocodile posted:

bigfoot begins to howl with anger and shake the bars of his cage as i explain that cooking mama cookstars will likely never be released on the switch due to a legal dispute between nintendo and the game's publisher

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