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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


If you walk in on someone masturbating, wait until they've finished and offer them a towel.

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Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Strumpie posted:

i hired a self employed maid and her work whatsapp picture was just her in a bra making duck face.

i don't think i hired a maid, yet she cleaned the house just fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5xCOF65ols

I WONT BE LIKE YOU STRUMPIE I JUST WONT!

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

To get work as a maid, you must dress like a maid.

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

THIS NEW AV WILL LET ME POST LIZARD TITS TWICE AS EFFICIENTLY!

IT'S GIVING ME A FUCKING BONER RIGHT NOW!


I want a maid. A maid I can bang!

EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006





The cutest catto maido

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



Welp, I got the job. We are cleaning up a house for sale, she is also a real estate agent. Rush job because she is doing they are doing pictures and drone footage tomorrow, then open houses on Sat and Sun. Gonna try to get back there early tomorrow, but we have to leave by 1145 to go clean an office. It isn't easy, you pay attention to detail and well I am working myself into shape after years as a computer toucher from home, but in 3 days should be all good. I also pulled a ton of weeds and found a small dead frog! 10/10 experience!

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

How did the frog die?

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


Foreskin Problems posted:

How did the frog die?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Mudcrabs I imagine

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020




I could have happily died without knowing this exists lol

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


if it makes you feel better i rescued some frogspawn i found in my pond (the fish would've eaten them) and recently released them as froglets, so it balances out.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Michael Corleone posted:

Welp, I got the job. We are cleaning up a house for sale, she is also a real estate agent. Rush job because she is doing they are doing pictures and drone footage tomorrow, then open houses on Sat and Sun. Gonna try to get back there early tomorrow, but we have to leave by 1145 to go clean an office. It isn't easy, you pay attention to detail and well I am working myself into shape after years as a computer toucher from home, but in 3 days should be all good. I also pulled a ton of weeds and found a small dead frog! 10/10 experience!

Sweet.

You want gigs where unmasked people are not around. If at all possible open where you are cleaning wide open to maximize air flow. At times that won't work because poo poo will blow in, meaning open all windows FIRST THING but maybe not sliding doors.

Also, long time housekeepers will not respect basic ideas about cross contamination or cleanliness. Meaning they will wear same gloves for entire job, their spray bottles and toilet bowl cleaning supplies will be all nestled together, never cleaned, and set on counters, etc.

Hopefully you can do things to stay safer from Covid and not piss them off at same time.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Strumpie posted:

if it makes you feel better i rescued some frogspawn i found in my pond (the fish would've eaten them) and recently released them as froglets, so it balances out.

It does. I often wonder whose alt you are, what other accounts you have had.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

RELY NOT ON MY HONOR!!! FOR WHEN I OFFER MY WORD OF BOND, I TAKE NOT THAT VOW TO HEART!! CASUALLY, I BRING SHAME TO MY HOUSEHOLD AND RUIN TO THOSE WHO RELY ON MY COMMITMENT, BY SHIRKING MY AVOWED DUTY

Imagine having to work for some POS like Spinz. Thank god I don't have to.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


Woah woah I don't think you meant that. Spinz is a hero of the working class, you must have had Pick in mind

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


Spinz posted:

It does. I often wonder whose alt you are, what other accounts you have had.

i'm this guys alt. don't know who he is, though.



to be honest he looks far too young to have an alt on something awful dot com. would've been a zygote before 2012.

also looking at that picture he could really use a maid, what messy bedroom. want a job op?

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011



It might have been a toad, because there was no water around anywhere so idk, it looked like a frog to me. As always thank you Spinz, I told her some of the stuff you told me in here and in the PM's and she said that was right on. She doesn't clean computers or TVs though, she is bonded and the l word I won't try to misspell, but doesn't want to mess anything up and make here rates go up.

ubachung
Jul 30, 2006


Fame Douglas posted:

Imagine having to work for some POS like Spinz. Thank god I don't have to.

Uh excuse me?

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ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number

Pillbug

I had a friend who worked as a maid in seattle and man those companies seem to be real bad, the rates they advertise potential employees sound reasonable but they set it up in a weird way where you only get paid while actually cleaning and because of course it's a city travel time ends up being half your day so you're not even making min wage. They had a per diem for travel or w/e but it didn't really make up for the above portion and honestly when they were explaining it to me I just wondered how it was legal.

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