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little munchkin



Everyone things the fire fighter is so brave, risking her life every day to put fires out. Saving lives, houses, and the memories those houses contain. People even thank her when she's out in public. If they only knew the truth about her... about how sometimes when she's working she steals a little bit of the fire and takes it home with her.

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Glutes Are Great
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!


Coming home and her partner always comments on how hot she is today. Just one day without rubbing it in, is that too much to ask?



alnilam



Boss makes a dollar,
I can't retire
That's why I skim off
The company fire



ty manifisto

google THIS



Sitting around bored at the firehouse. "I wonder if you could kill someone with this axe," muses one of her coworkers.

"Yes," she says, a little too quickly.

little munchkin



alnilam posted:

Boss makes a dollar,
I can't retire
That's why I skim off
The company fire

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Pahilla the Hun

Thinking about making a post

Think about it, make a post





im a firestealer
twisted firestealer


thanks Prof. Crocodile for the sweet-like-pumpkin-pie sig!


another Barking Gecko masterpiece

Prof. Crocodile



her dalmatian is actually three spotted chihuahuas in a fireman's coat standing on each other's shoulders


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Luvcow




google THIS posted:

Sitting around bored at the firehouse. "I wonder if you could kill someone with this axe," muses one of her coworkers.

"Yes," she says, a little too quickly.

nut

by Fluffdaddy


trying to convince my husband that i'm not lying as he takes my laundry out and looks at me suspiciously

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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


teenage firefighter drawing little sketches of the fire that sits two desks in front of her in math class and putting little hearts around it while sighing wistfully.




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google THIS



Double agent firefighter secretly hand signals the flames: They're going to use water

cda


Firefighter walking into a burning building, finding the bathroom, and taking a poo poo on company time

Khanstant



This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
is all loving mine
don't look at light of mine
it is mine
it is mine
it is miiine

Prof. Crocodile



Khanstant posted:

This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
is all loving mine
don't look at light of mine
it is mine
it is mine
it is miiine


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Musluk




Khanstant posted:

This little light of mine
I'm gonna let it shine
This little light of mine
is all loving mine
don't look at light of mine
it is mine
it is mine
it is miiine



Vanisheerrrrrr!!!

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Fire fighter doing fire safety presentation to middle schoolers, but following each demonstration with a dramatic wink to show that's not really what she thinks you should do

nut

by Fluffdaddy


firefighter making secret notes during whmis training about how to get closer to a fire hazard

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Slush Garbo

Corbin Bernsen eat your heart out


cant come unless theres a candle to put out

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

You know how you can never find the birthday candles in that weird junk drawer?

That's cos fire fighter has them all. Don't ask why, she just does





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!


(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

nut

by Fluffdaddy


Slush Garbo posted:

cant come unless theres a candle to put out

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oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

staring at a lit match all the different types of extinguishers are actually the same

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oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

*scoffs wearily* you think that's water?

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ NUT NEEDS OUR HELP! (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ NUT NEEDS OUR HELP!

A Khanstant Production
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nut

by Fluffdaddy


walking in on my wife squatting down hunched over the slightly opened oven door.

"Hun, you don't have to broil pizza pockets."

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Jaguars!





Using all her self control to not volunteer to help with the forest fires in California because she knows her life will be spiral out of control afterwards.

Macnult


*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
no one can know about us


sig by prof. crocodile

albany academy



alnilam posted:

Boss makes a dollar,
I can't retire
That's why I skim off
The company fire

Prof. Crocodile



Macnult posted:

*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
no one can know about us


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

little munchkin



Macnult posted:

*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
no one can know about us

fun to imagine a firefighter and a burning flame meeting and falling in love

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Luvcow




Macnult posted:

*firefighter caressing a mound of embers*
no one can know about us

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

i'm a fire starter
conflicted fire starter

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A Khanstant Production
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cda


firefighter always carrying a big purse with her into the blaze


sig by vanisher

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


Husband [shoving the firefighter's phone in her face with a picture of a bonfire on the screen]: What the hell is this?!

Firefighter: It's nothing! Just an old flame!

SweetWillyRollbar fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Aug 13, 2020

oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Firefighter: It's nothing! Just an old flame!

ahahahaha

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A Khanstant Production
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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


I heard her blasting this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlyvcti3kQU

Prof. Crocodile



SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Husband [shoving the firefighter's phone in her face with a picture of a bonfire on the screen]: What the hell is this?!

Firefighter: It's nothing! Just an old flame!


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

gary oldmans diary



skeletons in the closet since forever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHg-y78oaR4

nut

by Fluffdaddy


Slush Garbo posted:

cant come unless theres a candle to put out

cant fnish unless u wear the goku shirt

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Macnult


little munchkin posted:

fun to imagine a firefighter and a burning flame meeting and falling in love

it's cool thinking about a firefighter talking about 'old flames' and 'sparks of love' with the other firefighters. they may not know they're speaking literally, but they can definitely relate to the passion in their tone


sig by prof. crocodile

Fredrik1

Gopherslayer


*is afraid of water*

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City of Glompton


trying to pull some moves i saw in Backdraft an now the fire thinks i don't respect it

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