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Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


You guys want to watch me make wooden jewlery while we listen to my favorite records? Well then you should. Tonight at 7:45pm PST you can watch me, LITERALLY A PERSON, grind the tips of my fingers off or maybe even suffer a debilitating injury all while listening to one of my favorite 90's punk albums Tilt's Til It Kills. So yeah, come to work with me tonight goons!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAyrgoC2pqI


8/20 7:45 PST

Buffing rings, listening to things (Little Dragon's Little Dragon) and make an animal contest. And now, a microphone closer to my face while I talk!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSl3K1rt_R4


THIS THURSDAY 8/27 7:45 PST
It's that time again. We're gonna duck out hard and look at some new tools and maybe I'll even walk you through some of the restoration I'm doing on an ancient bench-top vice:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYzXbS0bSRU

Literally A Person fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Aug 26, 2020

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Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Gonna spend the next 8 hours wondering what to wear for this most special occasion!

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Bronze Fonz posted:

Gonna spend the next 8 hours wondering what to wear for this most special occasion!

Tails and tops, BB.

Also, thanks to Bronz Fonz for making this extremely bad idea possible

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



it seems to me that if you hammered a metal rod through the lid of a tin can then while its still on the rod you bashed it from all sides you could mangle together a metal ring
i know you have a hammer and a tin can lid. whats the rod situation lookin like over there?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


hey pal, some of us are asleep by then

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


gary oldmans diary posted:

it seems to me that if you hammered a metal rod through the lid of a tin can then while its still on the rod you bashed it from all sides you could mangle together a metal ring
i know you have a hammer and a tin can lid. whats the rod situation lookin like over there?

Rods? I have rods coming out of my ears!!!

Please God, call a doctor my ears are in severe pain

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Empty Sandwich posted:

hey pal, some of us are asleep by then

Oh, well, uh....maybe some lattes?

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008


Literally A Person posted:

Oh, well, uh....maybe some lattes?

then I'll just be awake but crying (no go)

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Literally A Person posted:

Rods? I have rods coming out of my ears!!!

Please God, call a doctor my ears are in severe pain

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I'm setting an alarm in my phone
Sounds fun
I'll livepost about it too

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Will Forklin be appearing?

Mrs. Sexual
Feb 3, 2020

Ask me about how I'm a fervent defender of domestic abusers.

I'll do my cover it up, including obfuscating efforts made to support the victims financially because I love domestic violence.

Read the room and fuck off, Burt.




This is pay per view, right?

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005


Buglord

Will you be naked too? I don't want any mix ups like the last time.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Sunswipe posted:

Will Forklin be appearing?

This is important to me

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Maybe you need to say you are making butt plugs

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


I don't even watch myself work

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Alright now what we are going to be doing today is installing adequate goon rated piss bottle shelf storage. Most people think you can get some flimsy plastic piece of poo poo from Walmart, but when you’ve trashed months of archival piss you will understand my method here. Now, follow me over to this pile of rebar, give this concrete a stir, grab a handful of those milled mahogany boards, and plug in the hot glue gun. I am about to show you how to make a structure that will withstand even the most spastic goon freakout and keep your piss level and secure for years to come.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Sunswipe posted:

Will Forklin be appearing?

There may be a special appearance by a certain plastic turtle, yes.

Spinz posted:

Maybe you need to say you are making butt plugs

Please don't ruin the surprise.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Alright now what we are going to be doing today is installing adequate goon rated piss bottle shelf storage. Most people think you can get some flimsy plastic piece of poo poo from Walmart, but when you’ve trashed months of archival piss you will understand my method here. Now, follow me over to this pile of rebar, give this concrete a stir, grab a handful of those milled mahogany boards, and plug in the hot glue gun. I am about to show you how to make a structure that will withstand even the most spastic goon freakout and keep your piss level and secure for years to come.

The Bob Villa of Better Goons and Gardens.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


My goon got his head stuck in a plastic bag and died. He was curled up under a desk and was really dry and stiff to the touch. When we moved him small flakes of dust crumbled off his body.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

My goon got his head stuck in a plastic bag and died. He was curled up under a desk and was really dry and stiff to the touch. When we moved him small flakes of dust crumbled off his body.

That dust was their soul. I would suggest a thorough vacuum as that poo poo can cling to curtains and walls for years.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



we've never gotten rid of all of grammas soul

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Sid Vicious posted:

we've never gotten rid of all of grammas soul

Ever do that thing where you're walking through the living room without socks on and you loving step in a big pile of soul!!?? Gross.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







lol if you think I'm bringing any of you to the moon base.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015


Literally A Person posted:

There may be a special appearance by a certain plastic turtle, yes.


Please don't ruin the surprise.


The Bob Villa of Better Goons and Gardens.

Lol I certainly got the beard for it.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Deciding if I should wear my coverall or let you all see what I dress like in real, non-shop life.

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



Squeee! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid, and I didn't even have to get Lymphoma!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007




oh poo poo i thought i missed this but it hasn't even started yet

edit: and wow we can post out sigs in gbs now?

https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Frankenstyle posted:

Squeee! I feel like a Make-A-Wish kid, and I didn't even have to get Lymphoma!

I mean, do you want Lymphoma???

Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005



Literally A Person posted:

I mean, do you want Lymphoma???

Will it get me a front row seat?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Lymphoma for everyone who posted on the thread I'm feeling generous

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!


Is there voice chat so I can heckle/play porn audio into the stream or do I just do that here on my own end like normal

BIG TIT LIL NIP
Oct 5, 2005




wow i have always wanted lymphoma. this is a dream come true, thank you. goons rule!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007




Big Beef City posted:

Is there voice chat so I can heckle/play porn audio into the stream or do I just do that here on my own end like normal

maybe a kind mod could embed the porn audio into the thread itself

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Luvcow posted:

oh poo poo i thought i missed this but it hasn't even started yet

edit: and wow we can post out sigs in gbs now?

I totally have to make a sig

The snail one is super cool

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007




Spinz posted:

I totally have to make a sig

The snail one is super cool

the snails playing beach ball was made for me by manifisto but this one:


i made from my sport illustrated swimsuit issue: the snails of summer 2020 thread and is free for anyone to use

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



7 min left but youtube sidebar is suggesting a bunch of clips from a movie where gordon from sesame street plays a pimp and idk what to do

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




We're live!!

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007




Bronze Fonz posted:

We're live!!

nice workbench

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Luvcow posted:

the snails playing beach ball was made for me by manifisto but this one:


i made from my sport illustrated swimsuit issue: the snails of summer 2020 thread and is free for anyone to use

Link or pm it to me plz

Off to youtube!!!

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Argh no music

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