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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018




Sid Vicious posted:

i just noticed the ahegao burrito and I'm going to kill myself today now

sid nooo

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Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



where did I put that various chemicals

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Sid Vicious posted:

Porhaps they need to draw or otherwise create the animal they would like to see made and a panel of un biased judges could vote on the best animal of them and then you can just make whatever one you want anyways because you are the master of your domain and no one can make you do anything you don't want to except the government and your job and maybe your mom and dad and depending on your faith maybe your religion or even your god specifically

Oooooo, this is good.


Okay, make me an animal and I just might MAKE YOU!! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU!!! an animal. That is the contest. Please try and pick things that don't have gently caress tons of legs. Please. God, please.

HGB, put this one in the books.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



millipede is go

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



i have a million contests I'm gonna make a thread where I just mod challenge people without having the ability to punish them in any way

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Sid Vicious posted:

i have a million contests I'm gonna make a thread where I just mod challenge people without having the ability to punish them in any way

YES

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Literally A Person posted:

Okay, make me an animal and I just might MAKE YOU!! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU!!! an animal. That is the contest. Please try and pick things that don't have gently caress tons of legs. Please. God, please.

loved the chill workshop ring stream, and am totally down to contest

i sculpt and paint tiny animals then hide them around places i visit for strangers to find. one of my first animals was a (relatively) limbless duck.

bonus: duck can be turned into whistle/ocarina if you have the patience


Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007




Prof. Crocodile posted:

loved the chill workshop ring stream, and am totally down to contest

i sculpt and paint tiny animals then hide them around places i visit for strangers to find. one of my first animals was a (relatively) limbless duck.

bonus: duck can be turned into whistle/ocarina if you have the patience




that's beautiful and the idea behind it is even better

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Wait what's that one millipede thing that has like a billion legs but it looks like it's wearing a shawl so it's just a flat worm, plus their brown already so you just have to to basically cut a flat snake out of plywood and varnish it and stick pipe cleaners on it for antenna

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Big Beef City posted:

Wait what's that one millipede thing that has like a billion legs but it looks like it's wearing a shawl so it's just a flat worm, plus their brown already so you just have to to basically cut a flat snake out of plywood and varnish it and stick pipe cleaners on it for antenna

that's you haha

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


N...no..

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


are all the things Spinster said you did to your wife live on cam true or?

Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS

WHY BE A FATCAT WHEN YOU CAN BE A SMOKERAT?

COOL ZONE HERO, ASK ME ABOUT MY LIVESTREAMS




Big Beef City posted:

Wait what's that one millipede thing that has like a billion legs but it looks like it's wearing a shawl so it's just a flat worm, plus their brown already so you just have to to basically cut a flat snake out of plywood and varnish it and stick pipe cleaners on it for antenna

house centipede? they usually hang out by drains

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005



Literally A Person posted:

I'm morning stoned and it makes me think we should have a contest in this thread and the winner get's to choose an animal for me to make out of wood next week. Buffing is gonna go by fast....
wife replacement that is superior in almost every way

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Crusty Nutsack posted:

house centipede? they usually hang out by drains

I was thinking these things but I thought their legs were less visible when I was remembering them earlier

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Nice selfies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Sid Vicious posted:

Nice selfies

I'm long
I'm strong!
And I love to get my Carbo-niferous on!

So Milli's!
(Yeah!)
Milli's!
(Yeah!!)
Do ya belong to Illacme plenipes?!
(YEAH!!)

Then Roll on up! And Roll on out!
Even pill bugs got ta shout!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


My Arthropleura don't want none unless you make PUNS hun

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Prof. Crocodile posted:

loved the chill workshop ring stream, and am totally down to contest

i sculpt and paint tiny animals then hide them around places i visit for strangers to find. one of my first animals was a (relatively) limbless duck.

bonus: duck can be turned into whistle/ocarina if you have the patience




The Professor is on the board with one (1) duck. I'll mark it down in the steno, Prof.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Strumpie posted:

are all the things Spinster said you did to your wife live on cam true or?

Do you even read my posts???

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


By that I mean, yes, all of it.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



it was deeply wrong

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Literally A Person posted:

By that I mean, yes, all of it.

Your goal should be to satisfy her without power tools eventually. The cockrings would sell I think, no irony

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



i am v worried about getting microplastics in/on my junk but honestly am more scared of splinters

i would totally buy a wooden ring for my finger tho

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Prof. Crocodile posted:

i am v worried about getting microplastics in/on my junk but honestly am more scared of splinters

i would totally buy a wooden ring for my finger tho

I guess I could scale back a little.


If you're seriously wanting one though, hit me in PM's.

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Anyone else want to contest? If not I'm gonna start practicing making ducks so I don't humiliate myself on Thursday.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


Go duck yourself. I think that'd be fun to watch.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


The duck thing.
Not the "go gently caress yourself" joke I was implying, you keep that poo poo to yourself

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Big Beef City posted:

Go duck yourself. I think that'd be fun to watch.

I really need to start an onlyfans...

Big Beef City posted:

The duck thing.
Not the "go gently caress yourself" joke I was implying, you keep that poo poo to yourself

...oh...

Literally A Person
May 17, 2017

dissin your fly girl


Again with this crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSl3K1rt_R4

Tonight we'll listen to a few tracks off Little Dragon's Little Dragon, I'll show you guys how buff I am (you see because I'll be buffing), and I'll do finish on this duck that I am making. 7:45PM PST.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Yay!

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


Prof. Crocodile posted:

loved the chill workshop ring stream, and am totally down to contest

i sculpt and paint tiny animals then hide them around places i visit for strangers to find. one of my first animals was a (relatively) limbless duck.

bonus: duck can be turned into whistle/ocarina if you have the patience



hoping your duck comes out better than this one because it's all blurry.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Literally A Person posted:

Again with this crap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSl3K1rt_R4

Tonight we'll listen to a few tracks off Little Dragon's Little Dragon, I'll show you guys how buff I am (you see because I'll be buffing), and I'll do finish on this duck that I am making. 7:45PM PST.

Ok setting an alarm and I'm going to livepost itt again because I don't trust trying to anonymously you tube post.

Don't come at me either, this is a service I'm providing

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



Strumpie posted:

hoping your duck comes out better than this one because it's all blurry.

carve a blurry duck op, stay true to the source material

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I can hear you!!!

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I see a table

Ugh a flegmy cough

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Tried to Google how to spell fleghm and got like Welsh every time so oh well

Strumpie
Dec 8, 2012


i can't tell if this is really live, please hold up today's newspaper.

e: phlegm

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Technical Difficulties

Please stand by


Makes me feel a little better

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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Strumpie posted:

i can't tell if this is really live, please hold up today's newspaper.

e: phlegm

My God I have Alzheimer's.
He's holding the dildo now.
He's going to buff it with beeswax because it's natural and doesn't hurt skin
He's drinking alcohol

Spinz fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Aug 21, 2020

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