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Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013







It is a time of legend.

The galaxy is in flames. The Emperor's glorious vision for humanity is in ruins. His favoured son, Horus, has turned from his father's light and embraced Chaos.

His armies, the mighty and redoubtable Space Marines, are locked in a brutal civil war. Once, these ultimate warriors fought side by side as brothers, protecting the galaxy and bringing mankind back into the Emperor's light. Now they are divided.

Some remain loyal to the Emperor, whilst others have sided with the Warmaster. Pre-eminent amongst them, the leaders of their thousands-strong Legions are the primarchs. Magnificent, superhuman beings, they are the crowning achievement of the Emperor's genetic science. Thrust into battle against one another, victory is uncertain for either side.

Worlds are burning. At Isstvan V, Horus dealt a vicious blow and three loyal Legions were all but destroyed. War has begun, a conflict that will engulf mankind in fire. Treachery and betrayal have usurped honour and nobility. Assassins lurk in every shadow. Armies are gathering. All must choose a side or die.

Horus musters his armada, Terra itself the object of his wrath. Seated upon the Golden Throne, the Emperor waits for his wayward son to return. But the true enemy is Chaos, a primordial force that seeks to enslave mankind to its capricious whims.

The screams of the innocent, the pleas of the righteous resound to the cruel laughter of Dark Gods. Suffering and damnation await should the Emperor fail and the war be lost.

The age of knowledge and enlightenment has ended.
The Age of Darkness has begun.

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Hello and welcome to The Horus Heresy mafia because i'm a huge nerd. this is a game for 18 people which will not be role madness.

Discord is here: https://discord.gg/UrZcmkh

General Mafia Rules/notes (That have been stolen from Amnistar who stole them from Natural 20 who stole them from Somberero)

1. Don't be poo poo to each other. This is a game, part of the game is having people react, but if you think you’re reacting badly, walk away, calm down, come back later.
2. If you post fewer than ten times across a game day that comes within 12 hours of finishing, you will be mod-killed at the end of the day. If multiple people do not post often enough, all of them will be modkill.
3. Don't edit your posts.
4. Don't talk after you're dead. I'll put you in a post life discord channel if you want to chat poo poo.
5. Feel free to post after the hammer/during twilight about non-game stuff.
6. No replacements after D2.
7. Don't directly quote any communication from me, including your role pm. If you have OOT communication with another player, the rule still applies.
8. Don't fake day actions.
9. Days will be 24-48 hours

players are as follows:

  1. Amnistar (He/Him)
  2. Asphyxious
  3. b-minus1
  4. Bifauxnen (she/her but I don't care if you gently caress it up )
  5. DGK2000 (DGK/Lord/He)
  6. Epsilon Plus (he/his)
  7. Gridlocked
  8. Hal Incandenza (he/him/hal)
  9. hambeet (he/him)
  10. Mr. Humalong (w/e)
  11. Rarity (she/her)
  12. sandnavyguy (He/him)
  13. Sandwolf (He/Him)
  14. Scientastic (he/him)
  15. SHALASHASKA HAWKE
  16. t a s t e
  17. Toalpaz (THEY THEM)
  18. tpink

Tommunist fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Aug 18, 2020

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves


I will be a heretic for you tommu

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013




https://youtu.be/_J6-3l3hCm0

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!





I would also have accepted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCdYKS8-2u4

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I knew the consequences. But... I cannot apologize. I will not. If I should apologize or feel regret, then everything would have been for naught. I will never defeat the scum if I do.


In

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



FINE

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



i was gonna take a break but i got bullied into playing

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman

Yay, hambeet.

This looks great. I知 in another game currently but I think an 18-player game is going to take a while to fill up, so I知 in too.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo



hambeet posted:

i was gonna take a break but i got bullied into playing

I知 bullying myself into playing too

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004



I will play if Despairity is playing

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




Hal Incandenza posted:

I will play if Despairity is playing

Hey buddy

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


I was asked to sign up.

DGK2000
May 3, 2007

Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

HERESY DETECTED I WILL EXTERMINATE IT

DGK2000
May 3, 2007

Hotel Soap is super proud of his little perfumed balls that never get dirty or stinky

tpink posted:

Yay, hambeet.

This looks great. I知 in another game currently but I think an 18-player game is going to take a while to fill up, so I知 in too.

I love you and won't give you poo poo this game.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013



Melman

DGK2000 posted:

I love you and won't give you poo poo this game.

Right back at you!

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Salaam

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!





Oh hai there

Bifauxnen
Aug 11, 2010

Resurrected
Living in a lighthouse
The lions and the lambs ain't sleeping yet


Whoah Beet came out of Mafia retirement? I better play!

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


Bifauxnen posted:

Whoah Beet came out of Mafia retirement? I better play!

We have waited years for this

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




I see we do preferred pronouns in the OP now which is super cool! Mine are she/her

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


POSTING
Champion
of
Something Awful


Rarity posted:

Oh hai there

(Very) Long time no play rar


Bifauxnen posted:

Whoah Beet came out of Mafia retirement? I better play!


Mr. Humalong posted:

We have waited years for this

Lol,

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




t a s t e posted:

(Very) Long time no play rar

Someone started a mafia game in the wrestling forum and now I'm off the wagon

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Rarity posted:

I see we do preferred pronouns in the OP now which is super cool! Mine are she/her

you can set your own in vote finder and i will also set them in the OP for you

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




Tommunist posted:

you can set your own in vote finder

Oh wow, you guys really fixed everything up since I was last here

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Bifauxnen posted:

Whoah Beet came out of Mafia retirement? I better play!

Mr. Humalong posted:

We have waited years for this

Lmao

Amnistar
Nov 6, 2008

I am a wizard, not a poet.


I would be happy to play in this game.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Hmmm ok

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004




lol

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!





Hi b-minus1, I don't think we've met before but I love your avatar! Can we be friends?

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Not a signup, but I fixed your thread tag!

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Podima posted:

Not a signup, but I fixed your thread tag!

My games are shitpoasts tho

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


make me mangulous calgar ultra lorde of the ultra marines or a slanesh

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



Toalpaz posted:

make me mangulous calgar ultra lorde of the ultra marines or a slanesh

Why not bothe

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




Tommunist posted:

Why not bothe

A claim and a fake claim? Toalpaz is mod confirmed scum

Tommunist
Dec 11, 2013



4 more and we can game

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

Excuse me, I'm a gamer!!




Tommunist posted:

4 more and we can game

Someone drag Asiina in here

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.


FOR THE EMPEROR!

sandnavyguy
Sep 12, 2015



I値l play!

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Epsilon Plus
Dec 30, 2006







I will play.

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