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Prof. Crocodile



by popular demand this thrad is being created for all yobbers to livepost together all at once in a joyous cacophony of jokes, serious commentary, gifs, and emptyquotes

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prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




not only am i typing this as u read it in real time but vise versa also

think about it



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barnold

...but i didnt finish




waht

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy





it's a live thread, like cnn but in text format basically



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Prof. Crocodile



somewhere around 7 pm est i will be liveposting the semi-modern semi-classic hard target

for those unfamiliar with john woo's oeuvre, hard target is the best jcvd movie, the second-best wilfred brimley movie, and the tenth-best lance henriksen movie



Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 14:55 on Aug 14, 2020


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




unlike other byob threads which are all thoughtfully edited before publication



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Prof. Crocodile



prepuce repurposed posted:

it's a live thread, like cnn but in text format basically

i believe this is exactly what GaG had in mind when he suggested it

at least i hope so cuz that's what he's gettin


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

google THIS



Oh yeah, right there, right on the tampon, let that cerulean sea flow like OH HELLO YES WE'RE ON THE AIR

nut



i wanna photoshop something but idk what

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile



nut posted:

i wanna photoshop something but idk what

i would suggest wilfred brimley aheago but i don't think the world is ready


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Luvcow




nut posted:

i wanna photoshop something but idk what

here is a very crude png i made of forums darling forklin you can use or vastly improve upon:

Luvcow




google THIS posted:

Oh yeah, right there, right on the tampon, let that cerulean sea flow like OH HELLO YES WE'RE ON THE AIR

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Prof. Crocodile posted:

i would suggest wilfred brimley aheago but i don't think the world is ready

some dreams are just to beautiful for this world.

also i have bookmarked the thread and set a reminder on my phone




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nut



ooo thanks for the suggestions! strong wind took the power out but soon I will photoshop this world anew

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

nut



Prof. Crocodile posted:

i would suggest wilfred brimley aheago but i don't think the world is ready

rip


https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

google THIS




diabeatoff

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy





the tongue/mustache combo was just too much for me

*submits etsy request for wilfred body pillow*



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

Luvcow





Prof. Crocodile





thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation




art.




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Prof. Crocodile



here we go, firing up hard target right now, and you can tell by the first 45 seconds of the titles that it is a 90's action movie


Prof. Crocodile posted:

allo allo trashed crew

enjoying some dank bourbon toinght, and during my liveposting of hard target imma take a drink every time someone says a line that I can't understand because of their accent (real or fake)


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



kasi lemmons? Star of fear of a black hat and director of harriet? how do I not remember her in this movie?


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

nut



gonna crack a beer if there are more photoshop ideas maybe something to do with that forklin

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Prof. Crocodile



fcuk me van damme has spoken 6 words so far and every one was unintelligible, but i am counting that as one line


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Prof. Crocodile posted:

fcuk me van damme has spoken 6 words so far and every one was unintelligible, but i am counting that as one line



Let's gooooo




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Prof. Crocodile



okay i got like 90% of what jcvd said there so i am only taking a small drink

oh and here we go with the kicking

kick kick kick kick kick kick kick punch kick kick break-arm-over-shoulder


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



nut posted:

gonna crack a beer if there are more photoshop ideas maybe something to do with that forklin

can you make forklin rear up and gallop like a might steed?

i hope other orbs will have better ideas cuz that's all i've got now


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Forklin ahego




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Prof. Crocodile



just now realizing that yancy butler is NOT the chick from in the mouth of madness. i had been operating under that assumption for years


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

nut



magic cactus posted:

Forklin ahego

the words are spoken

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Good luck with understanding the big bad's right hand man. I nicknamed him count duckula




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Prof. Crocodile



magic cactus posted:

Good luck with understanding the big bad's right hand man. I nicknamed him count duckula

it's the dude who played the mummy in the mummy!

they just introduced him. i wonder if there's a term for when the hero of an action movie sees the villain really early on and they give each other that look that says 'yes i just met you but i know that soon we will be kicking each other to death.'


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



magic cactus posted:

Good luck with understanding the big bad's right hand man. I nicknamed him count duckula

oh you're right though his accent is pretty thick. that's one more drink. i am averaging a drink of bourbon every six minutes this is unsustainable


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile



trademark john woo fluttering dove at 30:00:00


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Luvcow




nut posted:

gonna crack a beer if there are more photoshop ideas maybe something to do with that forklin

from the other thread my two lazy forklin shops:

forklin chilling with his buds


and then forklin returning home early from work to find his best friend banging his wife


magic cactus posted:

Forklin ahego

yes please


Prof. Crocodile posted:

here we go, firing up hard target right now, and you can tell by the first 45 seconds of the titles that it is a 90's action movie





i'm having my first drink and watching red sox/yankees but the sox have no pitching this year so....

https://giant.gfycat.com/FrankTightButterfly.webm

thanks to manifisto for the amazing sig

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Prof. Crocodile posted:

trademark john woo fluttering dove at 30:00:00

That's gotta be a drink.




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nut



i'm photoshopping and am finally gonna watch true detective i think

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

Luvcow




nut posted:

i'm photoshopping and am finally gonna watch true detective i think

season 1!? is amazing imho

season 2? .....

season 3? really good but did i say enough about season 1 yet?

Jaguars!





Just finished a cup of tea and a mandarin, now trying to decide between reading airport trash and playing a video game

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Prof. Crocodile



heck yes, count duckula just shot the crooked doctor through a peephole.

that doesn't sound incredible now, but when this movie came out american action films were pretty artless punch-fests


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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