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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikRwKfLFCyI

  • Braun Strowman says he will confront The Fiend tonight.
  • A triple brand Battle Royal decides Bayley's Summerslam opponent for the Smackdown Women's title.
  • Alexa Bliss tells her side of the story of being involved in the Braun/Fiend storyline.
  • BIG E faces John Morrison in a singles match.

Will anybody watch this show? Will this thread make a page? These questions are potentially more exciting than the show itself!

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




I'm excited that maybe Rhea or Tegan will win the battle royal to face Bayley.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"Hiding behind current events"

WHAT CURRENT EVENTS!?!?!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh cool, the match I was actually looking forward to got ruined. Cool. So much for the extra security.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Ugh the camera work is terrible

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003





Why did antifa flee?

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."


Retribution was going to change everyone's theme music to songs by Randy Newman but Big E and John Morrison got in the way. Oh well, maybe next week they'll swap out the signs on the doors to the men's and women's bathrooms.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Anyway thank gently caress, Sasha and Bayley are here.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Bayley and Sasha are good. I hope this battle royal is good too.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


"You guys suck!"

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




They're best friends but we're a lot better.

Hooray Tegan!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


ASUKA!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Hell yeah Asuka.

I still hope Tegan wins though.

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



always a fan of the michael cole sucks shoutout from Bayley

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Hey have any of you noticed that Sasha and Bayley are loving awesome?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Ruby and Shotzi need to form a team

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Grimey Drawer

Armitage posted:

Retribution was going to change everyone's theme music to songs by Randy Newman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo2J7JKThhE

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



This is dire

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


When did Ruby get green hair?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh my God how did I not notice that Bayley is wearing a Dana Brooke shirt?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Holy gently caress the commentary absolutely sucks, there are like 3-4 storylines going on that they're just completely ignoring.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Bianca is strong

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Codependent Poster posted:

Bianca is strong

Commentary didn't react AT ALL to her hurking Tamina up and just effortlessly carrying her across the ring. Jesus Christ.

Edit: Oh but they make sure to make fun of Naomi getting eliminated and pointing out the loving hashtag.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Codependent Poster posted:

Bianca is strong

That's a yes

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


I love watching a show that makes fun of viewers for enjoying one of the characters

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



lol that Bianca elim was sad

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


No offense to Tegan Nox but how the gently caress is Biana Belair eliminated before her?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Whoa good recovery for Shayna there.

Aww I wanted Tegan to win

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Jerusalem posted:

No offense to Tegan Nox but how the gently caress is Biana Belair eliminated before her?

I would've said it was to build Tegan as an underdog threat if the match went longer and if she won. But since that didn't happen... eh, dunno

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Yessssss

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Look. I'm not opposed to "Put Asuka in every match" as a general rule, but,

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




lol Asuka landing on Sasha and Bayley

Hahaha Asuka with two championship matches. Why not?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Unify the belts, Asuka!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


xbilkis posted:

Look. I'm not opposed to "Put Asuka in every match" as a general rule, but,

But nothing, put Asuka in every match

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


Jerusalem posted:

Unify the belts, Asuka!

Actually this would be pretty cool if they just kept rolling with a big, sick cross-brand women's division

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


xbilkis posted:

Actually this would be pretty cool if they just kept rolling with a big, sick cross-brand women's division

Should have done it from the very start, the women's division would be a lot stronger if they were unified. Hmmm, seems.... seems like unifying is a good thing. Some kind of.... union?

Hirez
Feb 3, 2003

Weber scored 49 points?



I was always saying this but people said it hosed with the house schedule too much, thats why it's working when it's all performance center

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Go Asuka!

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013



Wait so Asuka's going to challenge for both titles? More Asuka is always good

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Hey that was a pretty good promo from Mandy

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