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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


they were just the first guys to say stuff. Plato was probably a dumb bitch

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Sally

Jim is now a BLOOD salamander!





I never did get the big fuss about this "So Crates" guy. what, did he like boxes or something?

The Voice of Labor



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair

Macnult



quote:

ď...At that time, the journal did not practice academic peer review and it did not submit the article for outside expert review by a physicist.Ē

sounds like a journal ran by philosophers


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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


"I'm just asking questions." -Descartes probably

cda


If you think it's so easy to be the first guy to say stuff, you try it op

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


cda posted:

If you think it's so easy to be the first guy to say stuff, you try it op

The Philosopher's Gambit

Prurient Squid

Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Bishop Berkeley's ideas were probably powered by dumb bitch energy.

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


cda posted:

If you think it's so easy to be the first guy to say stuff, you try it op

Iím doing it now philosophers are dumb as hell.

Sally

Jim is now a BLOOD salamander!





cda's fallacy

google THIS



Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind.

Plato: Oh, so kind of like a, uh...Platonic ideal?

S: A what?

P: You know, a Platonic ideal. You have heard of Platonic idealism, right?

S: (getting nervous) Uh...yeah, sure.

P: Of course you have. Everyone has.

S: What did you say your name was again?

P:

Khanstant



greeks and romans were dumb as hell and had no morals. their philosophers had ideas of all sorts of mechanics and things but never actually applied any of it and instead just huffed their own farts about their dipshit ideas. meanwhile they use slave labor for like every goddamn thing and since they aren't paying their workers they have no pressure to increase technology level or innovate to increase efficiency. no wonder their dumb asses got handily taken over by a bunch of european rednecks from the woods

alnilam



"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates on philosophers being dumb as hell



ty manifisto

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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


alnilam posted:

"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates on philosophers being dumb as hell

I thought that was Operation Ivy

alnilam



me: *long bong rip* have oyu ever wondered if like.. we're even really real?

george berkeley time travelling from the past: go on...

me: like what if we're *burps out smoke* like... um. fuckin. brains floating in space and we just think poo poo is real.

berkeley, writing in a notepad, talking like a stoner to blend in: woah, keep goin you're blowing my mind man



ty manifisto

beer pal



i bet i could have an original thought if i really wanted to.

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

Zurtilik

Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



I would've had a minor in philosophy but they wanted me to take some class that never worked for my schedule.

Buncha jerks.

alnilam



beer pal posted:

i bet i could have an original thought if i really wanted to.

what if... yuo couldn't though #woah #wh;oa #phiosophy



ty manifisto

beer pal



arched fingers, staring at my laptop, word processor open with a bold title reading "original thoughts". ten minutes pass. maybe i should change the font.

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Macnult


idiot: ďthat which doesnít kill you makes you strongerĒ

that same idiot: *health drastically plummets after seeing a horse get flogged in public*


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Fredrik1

Gopherslayer


*Socrates outside the parthenon with a sign saying Atlantis doesn't exists prove me wrong*

owlhawk911


google THIS posted:

Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind.

Plato: Oh, so kind of like a, uh...Platonic ideal?

S: A what?

P: You know, a Platonic ideal. You have heard of Platonic idealism, right?

S: (getting nervous) Uh...yeah, sure.

P: Of course you have. Everyone has.

S: What did you say your name was again?

P:



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owlhawk911


alnilam posted:

"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates on philosophers being dumb as hell

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I thought that was Operation Ivy



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magic cactus

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Hume being forced to restructure his view of causality after his casually slapping my girl on the rear end at the faculty wine mixer directly causes him to get his rear end kicked.




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've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


I always liked Kant, but honestly he's got nothing on The_Rob

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murderer in an interrogation room:

M: So you see, using Kripke's possible world semantics we can prove that there is a world where didn't murder my girlfriend.

Philosopher Cop: Yes but epistemically speaking, the only world that matters is the one that obtained, and in this current world, you did in fact murder her.

M: ...

Cop:




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philosopher cop spends three hours discussing who is really the "good" cop with his partner, criminal confesses so they'd just shut the gently caress up already.




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owlhawk911


magic cactus posted:

philosopher cop spends three hours discussing who is really the "good" cop with his partner, criminal confesses so they'd just shut the gently caress up already.

i like to think a philosopher cop would relatively quickly come to the realization that they needed to change careers



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The Voice of Labor



because they populated bookshelves in the concrete bunkers belonging to the rich and powerful when nuclear fire swept over the world only writings from ayn rand and robert nozick survived. future historians came to the conclusion that philosophers were not only not actually smart, they were substantially dumber than the general population

magic cactus

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owlhawk911 posted:

i like to think a philosopher cop would relatively quickly come to the realization that they needed to change careers

they would, then they'd find an equally justifiable argument to stay employed as a "thought exercise"




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Fredrik1 posted:

*Socrates outside the parthenon with a sign saying Atlantis doesn't exists prove me wrong*

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critias_(dialogue)

prepuce repurposed

felt cute, might delete later




Khanstant posted:

greeks and romans were dumb as hell and had no morals. their philosophers had ideas of all sorts of mechanics and things but never actually applied any of it and instead just huffed their own farts about their dipshit ideas. meanwhile they use slave labor for like every goddamn thing and since they aren't paying their workers they have no pressure to increase technology level or innovate to increase efficiency. no wonder their dumb asses got handily taken over by a bunch of european rednecks from the woods

lmao'd

magic cactus

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Plato advocating for the removal of reading and writing to hide the fact he's lliterate




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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


magic cactus posted:

Plato advocating for the removal of reading and writing to hide the fact he's lliterate

honestly thatís a smart rear end move. still dumb as hell but credit where itís due

Prof. Crocodile



you know what socrates, maybe i *am* a little confused about the nature of piety. or maybe i'm a little distracted because I AM CURRENTLY THE PROSECUTOR IN MY OWN FATHER'S MURDER TRIAL YOU loving ASSHAT!


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Glutes Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



Plato, teaching students: "So to the question of what knowledge is, we can maybe define it as.."

Diogenes, throwing dog poop through the windows while entirely naked: "BOOOOO BORING! Show us your tits, nerd!!"

Plato: "Oh not you again, I definitely know that you suck!"

Diogenes, pressing his naked butt and dick on a table: "How can you be so sure, ehh? gently caress you, go smell this bitch" *farts*

Plato: "It is justified to know that. It is justified and true to know that. That's what knowledge is, the justified and true opinion that you're a piece of poo poo!"

Diogenes, drawing vaginas on the wall: "I know what history will remember about you, nerd"



oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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"Let no one ignorant of geometry enter here" was a lower back tattoo people took way too serious

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Glutes Are Great

Well yeah, but honestly..



"You can kill me, but please don't destroy my circles", Pythagoras said, desperately trying to understand how the hell he can draw a remotely round circle.



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"i think therefore i am"

no poo poo idiot lmao


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