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they were just the first guys to say stuff. Plato was probably a dumb bitch |
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I never did get the big fuss about this "So Crates" guy. what, did he like boxes or something? |
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Sep 16, 2020 06:14
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sokal_affair |
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Sep 16, 2020 06:33
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quote:“...At that time, the journal did not practice academic peer review and it did not submit the article for outside expert review by a physicist.” sounds like a journal ran by philosophers
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Sep 16, 2020 06:37
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"I'm just asking questions." -Descartes probably |
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Sep 16, 2020 11:03
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If you think it's so easy to be the first guy to say stuff, you try it op |
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Sep 16, 2020 11:28
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cda posted:If you think it's so easy to be the first guy to say stuff, you try it op The Philosopher's Gambit |
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Sep 16, 2020 11:28
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Bishop Berkeley's ideas were probably powered by dumb bitch energy. |
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Sep 16, 2020 11:46
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cda posted:If you think it's so easy to be the first guy to say stuff, you try it op I’m doing it now philosophers are dumb as hell. |
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Sep 16, 2020 14:20
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cda's fallacy |
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Sep 16, 2020 14:33
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Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind. Plato: Oh, so kind of like a, uh...Platonic ideal? S: A what? P: You know, a Platonic ideal. You have heard of Platonic idealism, right? S: (getting nervous) Uh...yeah, sure. P: Of course you have. Everyone has. S: What did you say your name was again? P: 
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Sep 16, 2020 15:38
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greeks and romans were dumb as hell and had no morals. their philosophers had ideas of all sorts of mechanics and things but never actually applied any of it and instead just huffed their own farts about their dipshit ideas. meanwhile they use slave labor for like every goddamn thing and since they aren't paying their workers they have no pressure to increase technology level or innovate to increase efficiency. no wonder their dumb asses got handily taken over by a bunch of european rednecks from the woods
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Sep 16, 2020 16:31
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"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates on philosophers being dumb as hell
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Sep 16, 2020 16:41
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all philosopher no kilosopher
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Sep 16, 2020 16:44
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alnilam posted:"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates on philosophers being dumb as hell I thought that was Operation Ivy |
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Sep 16, 2020 16:48
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me: *long bong rip* have oyu ever wondered if like.. we're even really real? george berkeley time travelling from the past: go on... me: like what if we're *burps out smoke* like... um. fuckin. brains floating in space and we just think poo poo is real. berkeley, writing in a notepad, talking like a stoner to blend in: woah, keep goin you're blowing my mind man
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Sep 16, 2020 16:50
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i bet i could have an original thought if i really wanted to.
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
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Sep 16, 2020 18:19
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I would've had a minor in philosophy but they wanted me to take some class that never worked for my schedule. Buncha jerks. |
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Sep 16, 2020 18:21
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beer pal posted:i bet i could have an original thought if i really wanted to. what if... yuo couldn't though #woah #wh;oa #phiosophy
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Sep 16, 2020 18:21
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arched fingers, staring at my laptop, word processor open with a bold title reading "original thoughts". ten minutes pass. maybe i should change the font.
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Sep 16, 2020 18:22
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idiot: “that which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” that same idiot: *health drastically plummets after seeing a horse get flogged in public*
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Sep 16, 2020 18:33
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*Socrates outside the parthenon with a sign saying Atlantis doesn't exists prove me wrong* |
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Sep 16, 2020 18:38
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google THIS posted:Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind.
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Sep 16, 2020 18:54
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alnilam posted:"The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing" - Socrates on philosophers being dumb as hell SweetWillyRollbar posted:I thought that was Operation Ivy
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Sep 16, 2020 18:54
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Hume being forced to restructure his view of causality after his casually slapping my girl on the rear end at the faculty wine mixer directly causes him to get his rear end kicked.
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Sep 16, 2020 18:55
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I always liked Kant, but honestly he's got nothing on The_Rob
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Sep 16, 2020 18:59
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murderer in an interrogation room: M: So you see, using Kripke's possible world semantics we can prove that there is a world where didn't murder my girlfriend. Philosopher Cop: Yes but epistemically speaking, the only world that matters is the one that obtained, and in this current world, you did in fact murder her. M: ... Cop: 
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Sep 16, 2020 19:00
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philosopher cop spends three hours discussing who is really the "good" cop with his partner, criminal confesses so they'd just shut the gently caress up already.
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Sep 16, 2020 19:02
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magic cactus posted:philosopher cop spends three hours discussing who is really the "good" cop with his partner, criminal confesses so they'd just shut the gently caress up already. i like to think a philosopher cop would relatively quickly come to the realization that they needed to change careers
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Sep 16, 2020 19:07
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because they populated bookshelves in the concrete bunkers belonging to the rich and powerful when nuclear fire swept over the world only writings from ayn rand and robert nozick survived. future historians came to the conclusion that philosophers were not only not actually smart, they were substantially dumber than the general population |
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Sep 16, 2020 19:09
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owlhawk911 posted:i like to think a philosopher cop would relatively quickly come to the realization that they needed to change careers they would, then they'd find an equally justifiable argument to stay employed as a "thought exercise" ---------------- |
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Sep 16, 2020 19:09
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Fredrik1 posted:*Socrates outside the parthenon with a sign saying Atlantis doesn't exists prove me wrong* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critias_(dialogue) |
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Sep 16, 2020 19:12
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Khanstant posted:greeks and romans were dumb as hell and had no morals. their philosophers had ideas of all sorts of mechanics and things but never actually applied any of it and instead just huffed their own farts about their dipshit ideas. meanwhile they use slave labor for like every goddamn thing and since they aren't paying their workers they have no pressure to increase technology level or innovate to increase efficiency. no wonder their dumb asses got handily taken over by a bunch of european rednecks from the woods lmao'd |
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Sep 16, 2020 19:22
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Plato advocating for the removal of reading and writing to hide the fact he's lliterate
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Sep 16, 2020 19:23
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magic cactus posted:Plato advocating for the removal of reading and writing to hide the fact he's lliterate honestly that’s a smart rear end move. still dumb as hell but credit where it’s due |
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Sep 16, 2020 19:48
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you know what socrates, maybe i *am* a little confused about the nature of piety. or maybe i'm a little distracted because I AM CURRENTLY THE PROSECUTOR IN MY OWN FATHER'S MURDER TRIAL YOU loving ASSHAT!
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Sep 16, 2020 22:08
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Plato, teaching students: "So to the question of what knowledge is, we can maybe define it as.." Diogenes, throwing dog poop through the windows while entirely naked: "BOOOOO BORING! Show us your tits, nerd!!" Plato: "Oh not you again, I definitely know that you suck!" Diogenes, pressing his naked butt and dick on a table: "How can you be so sure, ehh? gently caress you, go smell this bitch" *farts* Plato: "It is justified to know that. It is justified and true to know that. That's what knowledge is, the justified and true opinion that you're a piece of poo poo!" Diogenes, drawing vaginas on the wall: "I know what history will remember about you, nerd"
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Sep 16, 2020 22:09
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"Let no one ignorant of geometry enter here" was a lower back tattoo people took way too serious |
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Sep 16, 2020 22:15
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"You can kill me, but please don't destroy my circles", Pythagoras said, desperately trying to understand how the hell he can draw a remotely round circle.
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"i think therefore i am" no poo poo idiot lmao
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