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diogenes jerking off to fat rear end anime babes on the pantheon steps
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Slumpy posted:diogenes jerking off to fat rear end anime babes on the pantheon steps I'm looking for an honest waifu
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diogenes: *holding up plucked chicken* behold, i've brought you a man plato: that's a chicken dude lmao what are you smoking diogenes: 
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i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it |
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quote:This is the right way for you, my lad, and if you do what I say the writers of comedic plays however... |
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Khanstant posted:i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it but seriously if Phillipa Foot loves virtue ethics so much why doesn't marry them? |
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me, at the mouth of the cave:  Plato: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ---------------- |
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This belongs here, too loving philosophers
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Khanstant posted:i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it Hell yes, strap a mouth on that sucker and get your dick out 
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True fact: Descartes originally was going to go with "I am, therefore I am", but after workshopping it with the marketing committee, changed it to "I think, therefore I am" after that phrase was found to be more impactful with the key 18-25 demographic. |
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what’s that? you’re feeling nauseous? awwwe is wittle baby bulgy eyes wealizing dey have to find their own life meaning? 🥺
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“hell is other people” we get it dude like spare us the walls of text about how ‘introverted’ are or w/e
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Macnult posted:“hell is other people” lmao
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magic cactus posted:murderer in an interrogation room: |
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gottfried leibniz: The Monad, of which we shall here speak, is nothing but a simple substance, which enters into compounds. By ‘simple’ is meant ‘without parts, And there must be simple substances, since there are compounds; for a compound is nothing but a collection or aggregatum of simple things' etc. beavis and butthead: heheheheh monad hehehehe |
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Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own
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magic cactus posted:Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own lmao
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Nietzsche's mom: For the last time, young man, it's an Abyss. It doesn't even have eyes. Go back to bed. |
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god is dead? ya he prob offed himself after having to listen to you for real blah blah blah blah blah blah
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I am the first person to ask the biggest question of all. Why butts? |
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i dont know this for a fact but i just loving get the feeling that the word "hypocrite" was derived from some robe wearing greco-roman fuckwit with some really goofy on-the-nose rear end name with all the subtlety of a latin Hideo Kojima like Hypocrates and let me guess he had some philosophy about how triangles are in your brain and thats what causes brain disease or people to be disingenuous assholes and he's like let me drain the bad triangles out of your brain dude but the guys like no you let me do it first but he's too ascared so everyone just starts using his name as a derogatory and then a thousand years later it just means hypocrite |
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Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it Me: holy crap that's impressive Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out Me: um
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alnilam posted:Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
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alnilam posted:Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out lol
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl4VD8uvgec Cheesy joke or a scathingly accurate critique? I'll leave that question to the philosophers, because it'll be hilarious to watch them feebly attempt to come up with a concise answer to a simple binary question without launching into a barely coherent treatise |
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alnilam posted:Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out lmao |
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john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged me: big deal you fucken nerd, i can draw a graph too. check it out: 
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philosophy is what happens when a dungeon master gets stoned
mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged
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alnilam posted:Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged
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alnilam posted:Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out
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Slumpy posted:"i think therefore i am" "i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!" bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!" |
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canyoneer posted:"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!" ---------------- |
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canyoneer posted:"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
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lmao at this whole thread 
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canyoneer posted:"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!" |
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imagine being the dingus to invent utilitarianism but not coming up with an agreeable system to assign points by |
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foucault? more like fouc auff |
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hey Socrates, how about you suckondeez lmao |
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