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Slumpy




diogenes jerking off to fat rear end anime babes on the pantheon steps


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alnilam



Slumpy posted:

diogenes jerking off to fat rear end anime babes on the pantheon steps

I'm looking for an honest waifu



ty manifisto

FutonForensic



diogenes: *holding up plucked chicken* behold, i've brought you a man

plato: that's a chicken dude lmao what are you smoking

diogenes:


by Khanstant

Khanstant



i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it

The Voice of Labor



quote:

This is the right way for you, my lad, and if you do what I say
you'll be eternally blessed
with a strapping body, a gleaming complexion,
huge shoulders, a tiny little tongue,
big buttocks, and a small cock.

the writers of comedic plays however...

Sally

Jim is now a BLOOD salamander!





Khanstant posted:

i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it

but seriously if Phillipa Foot loves virtue ethics so much why doesn't marry them?

nut

by Fluffdaddy


me, at the mouth of the cave:




Plato: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Glutes Are Great
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


This belongs here, too


loving philosophers



Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Khanstant posted:

i solved the trolley problem the first time i heard of it

Hell yes, strap a mouth on that sucker and get your dick out

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



True fact: Descartes originally was going to go with "I am, therefore I am", but after workshopping it with the marketing committee, changed it to "I think, therefore I am" after that phrase was found to be more impactful with the key 18-25 demographic.

Macnult


what’s that? you’re feeling nauseous?
awwwe is wittle baby bulgy eyes wealizing dey have to find their own life meaning? 🥺


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Macnult


“hell is other people”

we get it dude like spare us the walls of text about how ‘introverted’ are or w/e


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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Macnult posted:

“hell is other people”

we get it dude like spare us the walls of text about how ‘introverted’ are or w/e

lmao




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Lock


magic cactus posted:

murderer in an interrogation room:

M: So you see, using Kripke's possible world semantics we can prove that there is a world where didn't murder my girlfriend.

Philosopher Cop: Yes but epistemically speaking, the only world that matters is the one that obtained, and in this current world, you did in fact murder her.

M: ...

Cop:

oscarthewilde


I would often go there
To the tiny church there


gottfried leibniz: The Monad, of which we shall here speak, is nothing but a simple substance, which enters into compounds. By ‘simple’ is meant ‘without parts, And there must be simple substances, since there are compounds; for a compound is nothing but a collection or aggregatum of simple things' etc.

beavis and butthead: heheheheh monad hehehehe

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation


Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own




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magic cactus posted:

Nietzsche getting syphilis but still dying a virgin is the ultimate self-own

lmao


by Khanstant

google THIS



Nietzsche's mom: For the last time, young man, it's an Abyss. It doesn't even have eyes. Go back to bed.

nut

by Fluffdaddy


god is dead? ya he prob offed himself after having to listen to you for real blah blah blah blah blah blah

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


I am the first person to ask the biggest question of all. Why butts?

Khanstant



i dont know this for a fact but i just loving get the feeling that the word "hypocrite" was derived from some robe wearing greco-roman fuckwit with some really goofy on-the-nose rear end name with all the subtlety of a latin Hideo Kojima like Hypocrates and let me guess he had some philosophy about how triangles are in your brain and thats what causes brain disease or people to be disingenuous assholes and he's like let me drain the bad triangles out of your brain dude but the guys like no you let me do it first but he's too ascared so everyone just starts using his name as a derogatory and then a thousand years later it just means hypocrite

alnilam



Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um



ty manifisto

Prof. Crocodile



alnilam posted:

Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Macnult


alnilam posted:

Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um

lol


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google THIS



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl4VD8uvgec

Cheesy joke or a scathingly accurate critique? I'll leave that question to the philosophers, because it'll be hilarious to watch them feebly attempt to come up with a concise answer to a simple binary question without launching into a barely coherent treatise

Sally

Jim is now a BLOOD salamander!





alnilam posted:

Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um

lmao

Prof. Crocodile



john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged

me: big deal you fucken nerd, i can draw a graph too. check it out:


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


philosophy is what happens when a dungeon master gets stoned

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

FutonForensic



Prof. Crocodile posted:

john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged

me: big deal you fucken nerd, i can draw a graph too. check it out:



by Khanstant

Khanstant



alnilam posted:

Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um

Macnult


Prof. Crocodile posted:

john rawls: hey look i drew a graph about justice between the most advantaged and least advantaged

me: big deal you fucken nerd, i can draw a graph too. check it out:



sig by prof. crocodile

Glutes Are Great
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!


alnilam posted:

Greek guy: check out this triangle math i figured out

Me: wow drat that's genuinely amazing

Greek guy: i even correctly worked out the diameter of the earth with it

Me: holy crap that's impressive

Greek guy: the triangles are in your brain too i can get them out

Me: um



canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


Slumpy posted:

"i think therefore i am"

no poo poo idiot lmao

"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"

nut

by Fluffdaddy


canyoneer posted:

"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"

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Macnult


canyoneer posted:

"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"


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Macnult


lmao at this whole thread


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google THIS



canyoneer posted:

"i think you're a BITCH therefore you are!"
bunch of french men in wigs and dresses say "OOOOOO-OOOOOHH!"

Khanstant



imagine being the dingus to invent utilitarianism but not coming up with an agreeable system to assign points by

oliwan



foucault? more like fouc auff

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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you


hey Socrates, how about you suckondeez lmao

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