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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Khanstant posted:

imagine being the dingus to invent utilitarianism but not coming up with an agreeable system to assign points by

Listen, I'm just the ideas guy, ok? It's up to the engineering team to figure out how to implement it!

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Khanstant



hey joel osteen heres a Secret gently caress you, moron

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noam chomsky? sounds like some monkey cheese poo poo

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Macnult


philosopher: thereís a city. itís absolutely perfect. economy? booming. the people? happy. everything youíve ever wanted in a city.
me: sick iím here for it
philosopher: only thing is thereís a kid being tortured and he has to be tortured for the city to thrive
me: wait what
philosopher: yeah they hit him with a broom and stuff
me: ...
philosopher: if they free him the city will fall
me: thatís dumb
philosopher: no itís not it raises an important question
me: your city idea sucks dude


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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


canyoneer posted:

hey Socrates, how about you suckondeez lmao

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
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Macnult posted:

philosopher: thereís a city. itís absolutely perfect. economy? booming. the people? happy. everything youíve ever wanted in a city.
me: sick iím here for it
philosopher: only thing is thereís a kid being tortured and he has to be tortured for the city to thrive
me: wait what
philosopher: yeah they hit him with a broom and stuff
me: ...
philosopher: if they free him the city will fall
me: thatís dumb
philosopher: no itís not it raises an important question
me: your city idea sucks dude

do they like, take turns hitting with the broom?
Or, like is it just one guys job to hit him with the broom?
and when you say thrive, do you mean like this job, you know, hypothetically the one where you hit a kid with a broom, hypothetically, does it have good benefits?



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Prof. Crocodile



st. augustine of hippo: two cities, then, have been created by-

me: uh let me stop you right there dumbass, because i drove through like 5 cities on the way to this bullshit ted talk of yours because i heard you had a bunch of stolen pears to give away.


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THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Heraclitus: No man steps in the same river twi-

*me crossing over to the riverbank*: sorry what was that? left my hearing aid on the other side.




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Macnult


alexander the great: hey dude. big fan. since iím alexander the great do you want anything?

diogenes: yeah, stand a little out of my sun

alexander the great: LMAO i love it. iím trying to get like you

me: *sigh* everything about this....


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The Voice of Labor



flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman

pg 82

56. SIMUS OF POSEIDONIA: MYONIDES AND EUPHRANOR

...fourth century.
Pythagoreans. No writings are known. Simus was accused of publishing certain Pythagorean discoveries as his own

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

oliwan posted:

foucault? more like fouc auff





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ohhh wow ya very cool what's that a stone? very very cool

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alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


google THIS posted:

Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind.

Plato: Oh, so kind of like a, uh...Platonic ideal?

S: A what?

P: You know, a Platonic ideal. You have heard of Platonic idealism, right?

S: (getting nervous) Uh...yeah, sure.

P: Of course you have. Everyone has.

S: What did you say your name was again?

P:

The Klowner

I see past the sham that is society, and I'm into some incredibly fucked up shit.

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The Voice of Labor



flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman

pg 102

(DEMOCRITUS OF ABDERA)

98. The friendship of one intelligent man is better than that of all the unintelligent

alexandriao

"What're quantum mechanics?"
"I don't know. People who repair quantums, I suppose."


The Voice of Labor posted:

flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman

pg 102

(DEMOCRITUS OF ABDERA)

98. The friendship of one intelligent man is better than that of all the unintelligent

yeah but thats only because of the weed he supplies

The Voice of Labor



Thales of Willits

used astronomy to predict a bumper weed crop, bought up all the drying sheds in town and made mad bank renting them out

FPzero

Game Over
Return of Mido



"i'm gay, therefore i am"
-socrates, probably

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"Ego sum, ego sum, quod tu dicis. Si autem non, tunc esset, quod ego dico? per chartam et nuntium, quotidie ego sum. radio jam non etiam ludere mea.Ē

Renť Descartes

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Biggest Idiot in Azeroth



Being-in-itself?

More like being-a-pain-in-the-rear end!

Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


"Leisure is the mother of philosophy" Thomas Hobbes was quoted as saying. Seems to me like he was just a lazy bitch

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Nosfereefer



philosophers think that birds are stones, and all other wacky old stuff

Nosfereefer



"up is actually down" -some dumb philosopher probably

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Never cut cheese into the burning wind

Christoph


*prints the works of Derrida in Wingdings*

*grad students still pretend it makes sense*

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All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Ka is a wheel, a wheel that only exists to turn, for it is the will of Gan



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oh but seriously I

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
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i swear to god hegel called for "more dark, more dark" and i was going to do a joke about him demanding the snyder cut, but i can't find the quote

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pixaal posted:

Ka is a wheel, a wheel that only exists to turn, for it is the will of Gan

not this a gan

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Khanstant posted:

not this a gan

Do not shoot with your hand for you have forgotten the face of your father. Shoot with your mind.

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descartes: i think, therefore i am

descartes' bfff: you sure?

descartes: i think...

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pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


why is Biff in the past?

Prof. Crocodile



pixaal posted:

why is Biff in the past?

biff exists throughout all ages in hill valley.

mods: this is not a derail but it is rather a musing on eternal recurrence and the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics.


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thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Prof. Crocodile



Prof. Crocodile posted:

biff exists throughout all ages in hill valley.

mods: this is not a derail but it is rather a musing on eternal recurrence and the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics.

crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig! thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

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magic cactus

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Prof. Crocodile posted:

crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart.

need a version of that's a dude writing on a chalkboard specifically for this post.




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