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Khanstant posted:imagine being the dingus to invent utilitarianism but not coming up with an agreeable system to assign points by Listen, I'm just the ideas guy, ok? It's up to the engineering team to figure out how to implement it! |
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:13 |
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hey joel osteen heres a Secret gently caress you, moron
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noam chomsky? sounds like some monkey cheese poo poo
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philosopher: there’s a city. it’s absolutely perfect. economy? booming. the people? happy. everything you’ve ever wanted in a city. me: sick i’m here for it philosopher: only thing is there’s a kid being tortured and he has to be tortured for the city to thrive me: wait what philosopher: yeah they hit him with a broom and stuff me: ... philosopher: if they free him the city will fall me: that’s dumb philosopher: no it’s not it raises an important question me: your city idea sucks dude |
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canyoneer posted:hey Socrates, how about you suckondeez lmao |
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Macnult posted:philosopher: there’s a city. it’s absolutely perfect. economy? booming. the people? happy. everything you’ve ever wanted in a city. do they like, take turns hitting with the broom? Or, like is it just one guys job to hit him with the broom? and when you say thrive, do you mean like this job, you know, hypothetically the one where you hit a kid with a broom, hypothetically, does it have good benefits?
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st. augustine of hippo: two cities, then, have been created by- me: uh let me stop you right there dumbass, because i drove through like 5 cities on the way to this bullshit ted talk of yours because i heard you had a bunch of stolen pears to give away.
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Heraclitus: No man steps in the same river twi- *me crossing over to the riverbank*: sorry what was that? left my hearing aid on the other side. https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4 |
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alexander the great: hey dude. big fan. since i’m alexander the great do you want anything? diogenes: yeah, stand a little out of my sun alexander the great: LMAO i love it. i’m trying to get like you me: *sigh* everything about this.... |
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flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman pg 82 56. SIMUS OF POSEIDONIA: MYONIDES AND EUPHRANOR ...fourth century. Pythagoreans. No writings are known. Simus was accused of publishing certain Pythagorean discoveries as his own |
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oliwan posted:foucault? more like fouc auff
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ohhh wow ya very cool what's that a stone? very very cool
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google THIS posted:Someone: So anyway, that's why I feel like the true nature of a thing can only exist in the mind. |
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https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/5...2869469184?s=19 |
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flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman pg 102 (DEMOCRITUS OF ABDERA) 98. The friendship of one intelligent man is better than that of all the unintelligent |
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The Voice of Labor posted:flipping to a random page of the Ancilla to the Pre-Socratic Philosophers, Freeman yeah but thats only because of the weed he supplies |
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Thales of Willits used astronomy to predict a bumper weed crop, bought up all the drying sheds in town and made mad bank renting them out |
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"i'm gay, therefore i am" -socrates, probably |
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"Ego sum, ego sum, quod tu dicis. Si autem non, tunc esset, quod ego dico? per chartam et nuntium, quotidie ego sum. radio jam non etiam ludere mea.” René Descartes
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Being-in-itself? More like being-a-pain-in-the-rear end! |
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"Leisure is the mother of philosophy" Thomas Hobbes was quoted as saying. Seems to me like he was just a lazy bitch
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philosophers think that birds are stones, and all other wacky old stuff
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"up is actually down" -some dumb philosopher probably
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Never cut cheese into the burning wind |
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*prints the works of Derrida in Wingdings* *grad students still pretend it makes sense* ---------------- |
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Ka is a wheel, a wheel that only exists to turn, for it is the will of Gan
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i swear to god hegel called for "more dark, more dark" and i was going to do a joke about him demanding the snyder cut, but i can't find the quote
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pixaal posted:Ka is a wheel, a wheel that only exists to turn, for it is the will of Gan not this a gan
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Khanstant posted:not this a gan Do not shoot with your hand for you have forgotten the face of your father. Shoot with your mind. |
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descartes: i think, therefore i am descartes' bfff: you sure? descartes: i think...
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why is Biff in the past? |
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pixaal posted:why is Biff in the past? biff exists throughout all ages in hill valley. mods: this is not a derail but it is rather a musing on eternal recurrence and the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:biff exists throughout all ages in hill valley. crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart. ![]()
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# ? Jan 23, 2021 09:13 |
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Prof. Crocodile posted:crap now I myself am a philosopher, and therefore by extension not actually smart. need a version of ![]() https://giant.gfycat.com/GrimySilverGermanpinscher.mp4 |
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