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i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

i love you

Front page articles have sucked rear end for years. Especially lowtax's. Shame to the people who said his (weirdly posted during the reveal that he's a poo poo rear end) flag article was funny. It wasn't funny and neither are any articles posted in the last 10 years, delete them all especially kyankas and start over.

E: hey cool page snype ha ha gently caress you kyanka

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Heath
Apr 29, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

The Council of Wives, bowing down before a becloaked Uwe Boll, laughing maniacally

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Heath posted:

The Council of Wives, bowing down before a becloaked Uwe Boll, laughing maniacally

Someone should really explain this whole thing to Uwe at some point wonder what he would have to say.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

For anyone that hasn’t seen it yet, check out his post-fight interview where it takes him eleven seconds to ask the female reporter if she wants to know what it feels like to get punched in the head.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

This thread rules has anyone said that yet

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

reposting to celebrate now that he's gone and is really gonna need money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3w1tH5jdM#t=29s

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴


Pope Corky the IX posted:

I know he’s left a trail of abused women in his wake, but won’t somebody think of his feelings?

I don't want him to be happy, and I'd love it if he suffered. I don't want him to kill himself. That doesn't mean I like the guy and I don't think it's an outrageous standard to have. People, even bad people, probably shouldn't kill themselves.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

As someone works with DV survivors, watching a group of women come together to toast to the downfall of their mutual abuser rules loving super loving hard and needs to happen more often.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Baron von Eevl posted:

I don't want him to be happy, and I'd love it if he suffered. I don't want him to kill himself. That doesn't mean I like the guy and I don't think it's an outrageous standard to have. People, even bad people, probably shouldn't kill themselves.

Hey, I know this thread was started by the three women Lowtax spent years abusing and then publicly smearing, but if we’re not careful, he may hurt himself instead this time.

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003


countdown till lowtax appears in the altright thread, as a subject. Probably hucking brainforce supplements to ben shapiro or whatever

VVV well. that was quick

Grimoire fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Oct 14, 2020

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006



He's already been on a nazi incel podcast multiple times.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die


Nap Ghost

mind the walrus posted:

"gently caress you Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka your articles are garbage and you look like the underside of poorly groomed livestock."

Try it!

lowtax your aggressive style of humor wasn't very funny after 2006 or so and the success (or at least continued existence) of the forums was more in spite of your best efforts than due to them

while i always gave you credit for setting the ground rules that distinguished SA from the rest of the internet cesspools out there, that's not enough to overlook the mismanagement of everything since then. if you hated dealing with the forums so much you should have gotten out a long time ago rather than hanging over them like the sword of damocles

i still remember cracking up at jeff k and leonard crabs stuff but those are just memories of humor that i am ok leaving in the past. typos and all-caps no longer titillate me

at the end of the day you seem to be filled with anger and grievances that you take out on other people, when we should have been enjoying this community for what it is, an oasis in the desert

maybe fragmaster can come back now too

also i've always wanted to post this:

there's a front page?

logan from corporate
May 17, 1994


as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize


Stunt Rock posted:

reposting to celebrate now that he's gone and is really gonna need money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3w1tH5jdM#t=29s

i love this video, my favorite line is a tie between “there are 2 sides to my hand and logan’s face” and “‘why do you think there are more police reports about you than many other people’—i dont know!” good poo poo

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Someone should really explain this whole thing to Uwe at some point wonder what he would have to say.

"Who?"

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



He at one point awhile ago expressed sympathy for lowtax's spine stuff lol

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Maybe he was worried he caused it.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Maybe he was worried he caused it.

if he did we should really put together a gift basket for him

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"






A gift basket with a bronzed boxing glove that says "to my favorite punching bag."

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.


Mozi posted:

i'm realizing that even though he's gone i still have a fear of criticizing him

wild stuff man!

that’s the effect narcs have

Zeta Acosta
Dec 16, 2019

#essereFerrari


delete the lowtaax articles and the porn dude whos girlfriend killed herself imo

Valko
Sep 17, 2015



HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Someone should really explain this whole thing to Uwe at some point wonder what he would have to say.

Ehhh... No. I've been on an Uwe Boll kick lately - which means I've been watching youtube videos about him and his films. He is not nearly as vile as lowtax and isn't quite as terrible a filmaker as people say but... I don't think we want him around here.

This guy did a video laughing at his letterboxd reviews. Uwe's letterboxd page was taken down shortly after. Probably because they were full of misspelled slurs and attacks on other actors and directors. He's basically a textbook internet troll.

I was actually thinking about watching some of his films because quite a few are up on Amazon Prime. I was browsing through the list and I noticed he has made one called 'Darfur'. I'm struggling trying to think why he thought he was the guy that could handle such a sensitive topic.

Also, his attitude towards his fans (using that term very broadly) and patrons is like lowtax' attitude towards us.

Telltolin
Apr 4, 2004



posting late but this thread owns

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY


Antifa Turkeesian posted:

He's already been on a nazi incel podcast multiple times.

For those of us out of the loop, what are you referring to?

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



phasmid posted:

For those of us out of the loop, what are you referring to?

Lowtax

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Hey, I know this thread was started by the three women Lowtax spent years abusing and then publicly smearing, but if we’re not careful, he may hurt himself instead this time.

The gently caress is your problem? This isn't controversial, people shouldn't kill themselves. Really, are you cheerleading suicide?

edit: also the "if we aren't careful" - gently caress THAT. If he does hurt himself he is specifically going to blame someone else, probably us or his victims. THIS IS ALSO A FORM OF ABUSE. Stop loving playing into that.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Look at me, in my outfit and pom-poms, cheerleading suicide.

I didn’t say anything of the kind, so sit down and calm down before you embarrass yourself further. Remember, Christmas is coming.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006



phasmid posted:

For those of us out of the loop, what are you referring to?

The podcast is called The Dick Show, iirc. His first appearance is from like a year before the yikesaroo thread.

cubivore
Nov 30, 2006

fuck you, got mine

Baron von Eevl posted:

The gently caress is your problem? This isn't controversial, people shouldn't kill themselves. Really, are you cheerleading suicide?

edit: also the "if we aren't careful" - gently caress THAT. If he does hurt himself he is specifically going to blame someone else, probably us or his victims. THIS IS ALSO A FORM OF ABUSE. Stop loving playing into that.

why bother worrying about him committing suicide when it in no way seems like a threat other than something imaginary

lowtax is a bad person. lowtax you are a bad person and unfunny and you did all this to yourself

cubivore
Nov 30, 2006

fuck you, got mine

also who cares if he's gonna say the big mean internet made fun of him for being a literal wifebeater and child abandonerer and because of that it made him hurt himself. the alt-right incels who are the only people still listening to him?

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

For anyone that hasn’t seen it yet, check out his post-fight interview where it takes him eleven seconds to ask the female reporter if she wants to know what it feels like to get punched in the head.

Yeah, in retrospect, this actually looks serious and not that much like joking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Look, if Lowtax invents a robot to push or shove him down the stairs, it’s because we pointed that he’s an abusive piece of poo poo, including three of the people he abused.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴


cubivore posted:

why bother worrying about him committing suicide when it in no way seems like a threat other than something imaginary

lowtax is a bad person. lowtax you are a bad person and unfunny and you did all this to yourself

If it happened it would probably make me feel bad and I'd probably have trouble laughing at him for loving his own life up. My friend's dad threatened to kill himself if my friend's mom left him. She did, and so he did. Jump forward 30 years and my friend was in an abusive relationship and guess what his abuser threatened to do, which ended up locking him in that relationship for longer. My point is that poo poo hurts people other than him, it's a form of continuing abuse and it's kind of the ultimate version of someone arguing in bad faith making their point again and then saying "but I'm dropping it" so they get the last word.

I want him to end up having to work in lovely tech support and sell the McMansion and car and move into a lovely apartment. I want the courts to find out he was making six figures and hiding it, and having to pay back child support. I want him to be obscure and miserable. I don't want him or anyone else to kill themselves. Other people don't think that's a risk, that's good and I hope you're right but this kind of public downward spiral poo poo always makes me nervous.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

some bust on that guy posted:

Yeah, in retrospect, this actually looks serious and not that much like joking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQJP1ksFVyM

“I’ll livestream all over your face. After punching it, of course.”

Play
Apr 25, 2006

So I roll with the rolling thunder
And I howl with the howling wind
And I drift downstream
For as long as it takes
To get up and around the bend


Stunt Rock posted:

reposting to celebrate now that he's gone and is really gonna need money

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn3w1tH5jdM#t=29s

Wow is that really lowtax? not sure when I last saw an image of him, but I'm pretty sure he didn't look at all like that

and by "like that" I mean like the guy on the greyhound bus who drinks five mini bottles of white wine before proceeding to reveal how much he hates his family and how he just got out of prison and how all they gave him was a greyhound bus ticket to anywhere. when the bus stops he'll ask you for cigarettes and if you say no he'll cuss you out. later on in the trip he'll have a shouting match with someone on the phone and call them a bitch a whole lot

I Love You!
Dec 6, 2002


while we're here someone plz tell Integral thanks for giving me my forums account 18 yrs ago

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002


Upset Trowel

Play posted:

Wow is that really lowtax? not sure when I last saw an image of him, but I'm pretty sure he didn't look at all like that

and by "like that" I mean like the guy on the greyhound bus who drinks five mini bottles of white wine before proceeding to reveal how much he hates his family and how he just got out of prison and how all they gave him was a greyhound bus ticket to anywhere. when the bus stops he'll ask you for cigarettes and if you say no he'll cuss you out. later on in the trip he'll have a shouting match with someone on the phone and call them a bitch a whole lot

someone should mail him a greyhound bus ticket lol

Valko
Sep 17, 2015



Play posted:

Wow is that really lowtax? not sure when I last saw an image of him, but I'm pretty sure he didn't look at all like that

and by "like that" I mean like the guy on the greyhound bus who drinks five mini bottles of white wine before proceeding to reveal how much he hates his family and how he just got out of prison and how all they gave him was a greyhound bus ticket to anywhere. when the bus stops he'll ask you for cigarettes and if you say no he'll cuss you out. later on in the trip he'll have a shouting match with someone on the phone and call them a bitch a whole lot

This is kind of embarassing but I had to look up Greyhound Busses. The way you said that it sounded like they have attendants on the bus serving drinks like an airplane and I thought "Whaaa???".

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



Play posted:

Wow is that really lowtax? not sure when I last saw an image of him, but I'm pretty sure he didn't look at all like that

and by "like that" I mean like the guy on the greyhound bus who drinks five mini bottles of white wine before proceeding to reveal how much he hates his family and how he just got out of prison and how all they gave him was a greyhound bus ticket to anywhere. when the bus stops he'll ask you for cigarettes and if you say no he'll cuss you out. later on in the trip he'll have a shouting match with someone on the phone and call them a bitch a whole lot

That's alcoholic bloat for sure

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

The program is not ready, Comrade. I'm still in-Stalin it.




don't worry, narcs don't usually kill themselves. If anything they'll half heartedly make threats for attention.

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Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003


Play posted:

Wow is that really lowtax? not sure when I last saw an image of him, but I'm pretty sure he didn't look at all like that

and by "like that" I mean like the guy on the greyhound bus who drinks five mini bottles of white wine before proceeding to reveal how much he hates his family and how he just got out of prison and how all they gave him was a greyhound bus ticket to anywhere. when the bus stops he'll ask you for cigarettes and if you say no he'll cuss you out. later on in the trip he'll have a shouting match with someone on the phone and call them a bitch a whole lot

Dude looks like a divorce elemental. Even down to the sad goatee

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