Dear Jeffrey

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I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

Let�s get Integral in here and have us a real party. Her and the Dear Richard guy.

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Wark Say: Feb 22, 2013; by Fluffdaddy

Chinatown posted:

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The Saddest Rhino: Apr 29, 2009; Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.

Shawon Dunston posted:

Wait, when did Lowtax straight up turn into John Goodman in the Big Lebowski?

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dis astranagant: Dec 14, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoS1MCF8AeI

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pablo gbscobar: Nov 24, 2007; oh shit i got the snype; Lipstick Apathy

That's the coldest OP/1st post combo since "so you work from home op?"

Holy lmao, goldmine this immediately

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Rotten Cookies: Nov 11, 2008; gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

lmao

# ? Oct 11, 2020 03:48

creamyhorror: Mar 11, 2006; the incredible adventures of superworm across America

quote:

Congrats Jeffrey!

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Buschmaki: Dec 26, 2012; ‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿

no tax

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HiroProtagonist: May 7, 2007

Barnacle Jim died for these forums to be free rip

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eric: Apr 27, 2004; Lipstick Apathy

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 03:59

logan from corporate: May 18, 1994; as per my last email, we'll touch base, circle back and synergize

eric posted:

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

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Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

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AdmiralViscen: Nov 2, 2011

Nice

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NULL_SIGNAL: Feb 19, 2013

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

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The Grimace: Sep 18, 2005; Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

hey

LadyAmbien, I'm sure you don't know me, but I still wanna apologize because I was one of the people who fell for the whole schtick when you were hurting most. I really hope that you and your kid are doing well, and I'm sorry I wasn't smart enough to see through all of the poo poo until it had already hit the fan. Take care.

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Crazy Achmed: Mar 13, 2001

I don't know any of you either but from what I heard of everything, it sounds like you had some crappy times and I hope you are all doing OK now.

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Sherry Bahm: Jul 30, 2003; filled with dolphins

All the best to the OP(s) and theirs. :cheersbird:

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hakimashou: Jul 15, 2002; Upset Trowel

whoa

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really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Holy poo poo

LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

Holy poo poo

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reignonyourparade: Nov 15, 2012

LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

A very good question.

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I have no idea what's going on but I cannot bear to not be part of a bandwagon

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Bob Socko: Feb 20, 2001

A picture is worth a thousand words (though it can have a couple of words). Amazing, amazing.

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

WAIT OH MY GOD I JUST UNDERSTOOD

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axeil: Feb 14, 2006

eric posted:

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

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Sdoots: Nov 3, 2013; I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?

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euphemism: Nov 16, 2015; be kind, don't rewind

goldbellymine

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Tuxide: Mar 7, 2010; Lipstick Apathy

eric posted:

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

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Breadallelogram: Oct 9, 2012

LadyAmbien posted:

Why are you still here?

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phasmid: Jan 16, 2015; Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

ELO - dont bring me down

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

eric posted:

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

Seriously and I hope one day as a forum we can help for real.

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Kazinsal: Dec 13, 2011

This is extremely wholesome and I love it and everyone here.

Except for Burt. gently caress off, Burt.

Pragmatica posted:

Lmao

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euphemism: Nov 16, 2015; be kind, don't rewind

Kazinsal posted:

This is extremely wholesome and I love it and everyone here.

Except for Burt. gently caress off, Burt.

yeah!!

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really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

eric posted:

good luck ladies I hope you both get full custody.

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Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Excellent

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I AM GRANDO: Aug 20, 2006

It probably goes without saying, and maybe it�s already been discussed, but everyone would probably be really eager to give donations that would actually help people who deserve it. It might help me feel a little cleaner after having given $2.00 a month to the patreon for a few years.

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Tyro: Nov 10, 2009

Goddamn

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Mode 7: Jul 28, 2007

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

Antifa Turkeesian posted:

It probably goes without saying, and maybe it’s already been discussed, but everyone would probably be really eager to give donations that would actually help people who deserve it. It might help me feel a little cleaner after having given $2.00 a month to the patreon for a few years.

If there's an official verified donation link to help Lowtax's exes I will give $30

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