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Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
I actually think the best sentence for Donnie dumb gently caress would be six months of house arrest with no media contact permitted or else he goes to actual prison.

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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Ngl, I would move to Michigan to get a sticker that says, "I vot3d yay".

"OPE I VOTED" is Midwest as hell too.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Coasterphreak posted:

I actually think the best sentence for Donnie dumb gently caress would be six months of house arrest with no media contact permitted or else he goes to actual prison.

How about at least 1 month for each count. But 6 months for each count would be great.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
https://x.com/MattWolking/status/1831324280489152741

They are not beating the “weird” rap.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

The numbers don't lie, we're all fucked.
"I have lots of family members voting for Trump!" has been a core component of basically every interview he's ever given to a major outlet. Really weird (!) to see that deployed as an own by chuds.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Meanwhile Mary Trump poo poo talking Donnie on the reg is ignored.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

The numbers don't lie, we're all fucked.

Bahaha this is even dumber

https://x.com/LynoxNorman/status/1831476586056396910?t=b0EQToG8C7SPz05ZkphmcQ&s=19


quote:

“Shortly after Governor Tim Walz was named the Democrat Party Vice Presidential nominee, our family had a get-together. We had t-shirts made to show support for President Trump and J.D. Vance and took a group picture. That photo was shared with friends, and when we were asked for permission to post the picture, we agreed,” the written statement said.

“The picture is real. The shirts are real. We are the Nebraska Walz family and we are related to Gov. Tim Walz, our grandfathers were brothers. The message on the shirts speaks for itself, “Nebraska Walzs for Trump.”

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 20, 2006

I saw the stuff about his brother talking poo poo on FaceBook about Governor Walz saying

”Jeff Walz” posted:

The stories I could tell. Not the type of character you want making decisions about your future

but didn’t see he actually gave an interview. When he elaborates on what he meant,

”Jeff Walz” posted:

He told NewsNation that what he was referring to in his post by “stories” were from their childhood.

Which of course has literally nothing to do Governor Walz’s character

”Jeff Walz” posted:

Nobody wanted to sit with him, because he had car sickness and would always throw up on us, that sort of thing,” Jeff Walz said. “There’s really nothing else hidden behind there. People are assuming something else. There’s other stories like that, but I think that probably gives you the gist of it.

Exactly the kind of nothingburger I’d expect from his chud brother.

Spoggerific
May 28, 2009
I'm from Nebraska and man does this hit on the nose.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I saw the stuff about his brother talking poo poo on FaceBook about Governor Walz saying

but didn’t see he actually gave an interview. When he elaborates on what he meant,

Which of course has literally nothing to do Governor Walz’s character

Exactly the kind of nothingburger I’d expect from his chud brother.

Tbh I could chalk that up to some deep Midwest trolling of the Fox News crowd.

"yeah I got the real dirt on Timmy...turns out his pee smells when he eats asparagus"

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Arrath posted:

Same, WA voter my whole life. I remember going to the polling place with my dad as a kid, but I've always voted by mail. Its the best.

I've voted by mail in all but one election since I turned 18. The one time I voted in person was when I lived in NY.

Standing in line was a pain in the rear end, but there was something viscerally satisfying about using the old voting machines. Flip a switch next to each of your chosen candidates, then pull a big lever to confirm your votes. Made a big thunk noise.



I would never willingly go back to standing in line and voting in person, but it was a nice thing to do once.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
https://x.com/tarapalmeri/status/1831481219265261870?t=QUt2jDUffCigGGNIxPKyaw&s=19

I have no idea who this is, but she's relevant enough for Kaitlin Collins to follow her on Twitter.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
lol

"Don't leak to the press."

*Immediately gets leaked.*

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://x.com/tarapalmeri/status/1831481219265261870?t=QUt2jDUffCigGGNIxPKyaw&s=19

I have no idea who this is, but she's relevant enough for Kaitlin Collins to follow her on Twitter.

I am so happy that I no longer have a job that involves sending or receiving emails because every time you get one from management starting with the word "Team," you know it's going to be dire news.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Arc Light posted:

I've voted by mail in all but one election since I turned 18. The one time I voted in person was when I lived in NY.

Standing in line was a pain in the rear end, but there was something viscerally satisfying about using the old voting machines. Flip a switch next to each of your chosen candidates, then pull a big lever to confirm your votes. Made a big thunk noise.



I would never willingly go back to standing in line and voting in person, but it was a nice thing to do once.

all of the times ive voted in person it was fill in the bubble and feed the card into a reader all the way back to the 90s

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

ded posted:

all of the times ive voted in person it was fill in the bubble and feed the card into a reader all the way back to the 90s

I haven't seen one of those mechanical voting machines since the early Eighties, and as such never got the chance to actually vote using one.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://x.com/tarapalmeri/status/1831481219265261870?t=QUt2jDUffCigGGNIxPKyaw&s=19

I have no idea who this is, but she's relevant enough for Kaitlin Collins to follow her on Twitter.

The couch tape is real

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009
https://abcnews.go.com/US/abc-news-releases-rules-sept-10-debate-harris/story?id=113019909

Debate rules got released. Same as the Biden/Trump debate. No hot mics. Trump will be last to speak, Harris chose the podium that will be on the right side of the screen.

In regards to position, is there any studied advantage to picking one podium over the other?

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Madurai posted:

I haven't seen one of those mechanical voting machines since the early Eighties, and as such never got the chance to actually vote using one.

New York used them till early 2000.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

MonkeyFit posted:

https://abcnews.go.com/US/abc-news-releases-rules-sept-10-debate-harris/story?id=113019909

Debate rules got released. Same as the Biden/Trump debate. No hot mics. Trump will be last to speak, Harris chose the podium that will be on the right side of the screen.

In regards to position, is there any studied advantage to picking one podium over the other?

Seems to me that whoever is there seems to get the better swooping camera type videos, but thats entirely me trying to find a reason

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

If she's on the right hand side then Trump will be looking to his left, which means his healed ear will be front and center, I think? It depends if the 'right' podium is stage right or actually right, I think. I'm not a thespian.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

The numbers don't lie, we're all fucked.
Donnie: we raised $130m last month and have $300m on hand

Kamala: lol

https://x.com/BenjySarlin/status/1831736273024770357?t=ITK1Ve31m2IkfwBqIpHFVA&s=19

$540m raised since Biden pulled out

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.
The title of 'What's the dumbest thing I heard during this election cycle?' remains a heated contest.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1831734231674056805

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
He said The Thing:

https://x.com/acnewsitics/status/1831363804120433091?t=7Ts2MrfZ-K3Z6T-loE9RpA&s=19

E- https://x.com/atrupar/status/1831734380353470882?t=qZ7maqbkykh9NoKb7qMbHA&s=19

That derpy look when only like three people applaud when he was expecting nothing short of everyone.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 17:55 on Sep 5, 2024

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
https://twitter.com/kamalahq/status/1831128339022479861?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Strong leadership, sir. Powerful accordion hands like nobody has seen before. With tears in my eyes.

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008

Cythereal posted:

The title of 'What's the dumbest thing I heard during this election cycle?' remains a heated contest.

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1831734231674056805

The government efficiency task force has requested another $500 billion in funding from congress

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Tiny Timbs posted:

The government efficiency task force has requested another $500 billion in funding from congress

Adviser Musk has requested these funds to develop another vehicle he imagined would be a cool vehicle when he was 7 but, in reality, is an abomination.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

Tiny Timbs posted:

The government efficiency task force has requested another $500 billion in funding from congress

You just say no and then liquify the task force, easy peasy.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1831782932522098764?t=7Cg80uQ5n_u-mjWMA1W9jA&s=19

I agree. "Childcare is couldn't."

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

The numbers don't lie, we're all fucked.
NPR identified Donnie's two goons at Arlington:

https://x.com/joshtpm/status/1831849803166408841?t=rxLtZc5DIQ86Ast3LwouAA&s=19

Even I don't recognize those names, which is kinda shocking. Chucklefucking very strongly.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

facialimpediment posted:

Even I don't recognize those names, which is kinda shocking.

Tell me about this Corey character.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

The numbers don't lie, we're all fucked.

Platystemon posted:

Tell me about this Corey character.

Ran Donnie's 2016 campaign until he was tossed for general malfeasance and sex pestery, including grabbing a woman's arm on camera.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/09/29/corey-lewandowski-sexual-advances-allegations-514650

And brought back recently in an undefined role as he's Donnie's comfort blanket of the "let trump be trump" campaigning strategy.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/08/31/corey-lewandowski-trump-sexual-harassment/

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
Oh that guy.

Yeah, rings some bells.

Christ.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS


There’s something fishy about this guy.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Guy says school shootings are a normal part of life and to deal with it while himself surrounded by bulletproof glass and armed guards. The Republican party, folks.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

The numbers don't lie, we're all fucked.

Platystemon posted:

Oh that guy.

Yeah, rings some bells.

Christ.

And Corey is how you get this:

https://x.com/maggieNYT/status/1832086322615619811?t=kOLUmhHUQufIoT6-o-3gZA&s=19

50 minutes of rambling about this thing, 9 weeks until the election.

Edit: while the NY conviction hangs over like an albatross

https://x.com/LauraAJarrett/status/1832103371177972121?t=82jIQM85C0PUKa840H6meQ&s=19

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.
Cowards

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
https://x.com/joncoopertweets/status/1832040506160710037


What a wuss (unless this could potentially result in Donnie actually going to jail if he loses, which :lol:).

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009

Is it Maggie Haberman sanitizing another insane rant and burying the lede on some pretty ugly comments?

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
I don't know what he has to be disappointed in with his legal team. Seems they keep winning every victory that matters and pushing it all off past the election.

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