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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

boop the snoot posted:

I’m being 100% serious when I say she should just roast the poo poo out of him.

A reason why I was kind of jazzed about her acceptance speech at the DNC is that it wasn't directed at me. Doing that kind of nonstop roast might make me cackle with absolute glee and make her lose the election. Capital-V Voters would probably complain "I didn't hear about any of her ideas, she just talked about him the whole time".

BFB's approach is probably the right one. Donnie won't probably be able to say any poo poo that will surprise her either, as Philippe Reines got pulled out of method-acting retirement during the prep:

https://x.com/thehill/status/1833358749064401198?t=M5Zq_wW-TLulvcovKsecTw&s=19

And yeah Hillary lost, but she lost for other reasons than those debates.

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Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

She should call him babydick and tell him his breath stinks

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

Grip it and rip it posted:

She should call him babydick and tell him his breath stinks

https://youtu.be/DL0hc-6eD5o?si=RjnMye5PIsXqFdWx

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Grip it and rip it posted:

She should call him babydick and tell him his breath stinks

After Donnie gets done with a rambling stream of nonsense: "wow Donald, your diapers aren't the only thing full of poo poo tonight."

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Reply to everything with at least my father loves me

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Reply to everything with at least my father loves me

Woah she’s not debating Elon here

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Tiny Timbs posted:

Woah she’s not debating Elon here

Or Donnie Jr

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

MFW people don't read the theory

RFC2324 posted:

Or Donnie Jr

Lol, that reminded me of the story that DJT slapped Junior when he was gonna go to a Yankees game in a jersey instead of a suit

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Reply to everything with at least my father loves me

Kamala and her father have been estranged roughly since elementary school :smith:

In quick googling, he seems like a real dick.

quote:

In 2019, Donald told Politico that he did not wish to engage in the “political hullabaloo” surrounding his daughter and would therefore not be giving any interviews to the press, a promise that he has kept.

However, this was only after he had taken aim at his daughter over a comment she made about smoking marijuana when she was younger, admitting during a radio interview: “Half my family’s from Jamaica. Are you kidding me?”

The quip did not sit well with Donald, who issued a statement to Jamaica Global Online in which he decried the comments.

“My dear departed grandmothers (whose extraordinary legacy I described in a recent essay on this website), as well as my deceased parents, must be turning in their grave right now to see their family’s name, reputation and proud Jamaican identity being connected, in any way, jokingly or not with the fraudulent stereotype of a pot-smoking joy seeker and in the pursuit of identity politics,” he wrote.

“Speaking for myself and my immediate Jamaican family, we wish to categorically dissociate ourselves from this travesty.”

The Harris campaign did not respond.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

Kamala and her father have been estranged roughly since elementary school :smith:

In quick googling, he seems like a real dick.

poo poo in today's social climate that makes her more relatable to millions of people. In some of my more depressed days I'm glad my dad died before Trump ever showed up on the political stage so I can remember him fondly.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

Kamala and her father have been estranged roughly since elementary school :smith:

In quick googling, he seems like a real dick.

Oof, well don't I feel like an rear end in a top hat now

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Oof, well don't I feel like an rear end in a top hat now

Hah, it was a gigantic dead fish in her DNC speech - she mentioned him as involved early in her life, then that was that. Wouldn't shock me if Donnie tries to bring him up as "Kamala's Marxist economist daddy" when who knows the last time they talked!

Edit: also good that this no longer matters

https://x.com/AnnieLinskey/status/1833612896284147864

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Sep 10, 2024

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

facialimpediment posted:

Hah, it was a gigantic dead fish in her DNC speech - she mentioned him as involved early in her life, then that was that. Wouldn't shock me if Donnie tries to bring him up as "Kamala's Marxist economist daddy" when who knows the last time they talked!

Edit: also good that this no longer matters

https://x.com/AnnieLinskey/status/1833612896284147864

Stealing valor from Dubya now, is there nothing that Biden will stoop to?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



facialimpediment posted:

Hah, it was a gigantic dead fish in her DNC speech - she mentioned him as involved early in her life, then that was that. Wouldn't shock me if Donnie tries to bring him up as "Kamala's Marxist economist daddy" when who knows the last time they talked!

Edit: also good that this no longer matters

https://x.com/AnnieLinskey/status/1833612896284147864

Being a lame duck president is like a loving superpower, still the leader of the most militarily powerful country in the world, with 100% less fucks to give about your political image and just crossing off the days till you no longer have to give a gently caress about being president.

E: Why in the gently caress is MSNBC just constantly airing the most shittiest of MAGA talking heads bashing on Harris in the runup to the debate? gently caress lol I thought I was watching fox news. Christ on a cracker

orange juche fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Sep 11, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS

pmchem
Jan 21, 2010

She’s tossing out rage bait for his narcissistic ego, endlessly, and he’s taking the bait every time

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



He actually was fighting the moderator lol, someone queue him up for a posting ban

Space Opera
Jun 5, 2011

That rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

I'm suprised he's managed coherent sentences so far, at the start he even had some "numbers" to throw out. Still repeating the dumbest conspiracy theories tho

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Honestly a little shocked the mods are calling him out occasionally, must be the ~*NASTY*~ ABC mafia.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
In a normal world she’s winning this debate handily.

In our hell world I think it’s a push so far.

Her faces when he says stupid poo poo are great though.

Vortex Street
Oct 23, 2010

I walked right out of the machinery
.

Vortex Street fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Nov 6, 2024

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

MFW people don't read the theory

The coward Trump won't look at Harris and look tired :sad:

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
There's a debate thread in CSPAM and people there are acting like Kamala is dying on stage and Trump is a master speaker? Is it really that bad?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

MFW people don't read the theory

Leave posted:

There's a debate thread in CSPAM and people there are acting like Kamala is dying on stage and Trump is a master speaker? Is it really that bad?

No, stop reading CSPAM, friend

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Leave posted:

There's a debate thread in CSPAM and people there are acting like Kamala is dying on stage and Trump is a master speaker? Is it really that bad?

No, not at all.

pmchem
Jan 21, 2010

Leave posted:

a debate thread in CSPAM

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Leave posted:

There's a debate thread in CSPAM

Well there's your problem

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Serious answer it is impossible to divine the mind of the median US voter, much less what they think about the debate. But at the very least she's on a whole other plane of existence from old Joe.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Serious answer it is impossible to divine the mind of the median US voter, much less what they think about the debate. But at the very least she's on a whole other plane of existence from old Joe.

And several more from Trump

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008

Leave posted:

There's a debate thread in CSPAM and people there are acting like Kamala is dying on stage and Trump is a master speaker? Is it really that bad?

Those people are profoundly mentally ill and I will accept my probation gratefully

Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Nick Soapdish posted:

No, stop reading CSPAM, friend

I'm sorry, I'm trying to learn about politics and stay informed; I use this forum a lot as ya'll don't seem like completely crazy people. The issue is, I'm kind of stupid, don't know enough about politics to filter things out properly, and it's confusing.

windshipper posted:

No, not at all.

Huzzah, I feel some measure of fear leaving me. That's a lot of it; I'm trying to be informed because there's a lot of frightening poo poo out there, and Trump is trying to accelerate it, and I don't want that to happen, but I'm just an idiot schmuck, so I've gotta hope someone else can do it

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Terrifying Effigies posted:

Serious answer it is impossible to divine the mind of the median US voter, much less what they think about the debate. But at the very least she's on a whole other plane of existence from old Joe.

I am convinced that the average American voter is dumber than we think.

No matter how dumb you think the average American voter is, how low your opinion is, I am certain that it is worse.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

We're getting Walz alright...

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

orange juche posted:

He actually was fighting the moderator lol, someone queue him up for a posting ban

mod sass is the weakest ban

boop the snoot posted:

I am convinced that the average American voter is dumber than we think.

No matter how dumb you think the average American voter is, how low your opinion is, I am certain that it is worse.

Average isn't that bad. Undecided is that bad.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Leave posted:

There's a debate thread in CSPAM and people there are acting like Kamala is dying on stage and Trump is a master speaker? Is it really that bad?
She's knocking it out of the park, from my point of view. I'd reconsider steeping in CSPAM too long... they see the world through a very dark, very warped lens.

That said, it's hard to say how far gone the average US voter is.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

I didn't realize he actually takes...strong man...literally

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
sucking orbans dick, classy

Vortex Street
Oct 23, 2010

I walked right out of the machinery
.

Vortex Street fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Nov 6, 2024

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Kamala's not a particularly strong speaker. She sounds like a politician saying politician things and it's not exactly inspiring.

Trump's a loving lunatic, but he's mostly in complete sentences tonight.


Tough to say what it will do for the race.

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Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008

MFW people don't read the theory

[tears in my eyes] Sir, thank you Mr President sir for bring up the crooked undemocratic primary process sir

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