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Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
Now he’s greasy in both the figurative AND literally sense!

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

a yes the if we dont say it it doesnt exist defense

Quackles
Aug 11, 2018

Pixels of Light.



ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

But why, do our nazis, have to be so, so viscerally, unendingly, pathetic. What is this weird clownshow

always has been :blastback:🧑‍🚀

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012


This should be his Dukakis-in-the-tank-turret moment, but somehow there's still a close race.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
Nice to see Trump is ready for his next career.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
He wouldn’t last a day.

kill me now
Sep 14, 2003

Why's Hank crying?

'CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!

ded posted:

a yes the if we dont say it it doesnt exist defense

its what they are trying in Florida

Dont say gay

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
So that McDonalds wasn't open. Everything was rehearsed. It was 100% a staged event including everyone who got food.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.

Mr. Nice! posted:

So that McDonalds wasn't open. Everything was rehearsed. It was 100% a staged event including everyone who got food.

I wondered what a nightmare it actually would've been had they been open.

"I just wanted 6 nugs and some fries, what is the deal?"

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

But why, do our nazis, have to be so, so viscerally, unendingly, pathetic. What is this weird clownshow
I tells ya, it's not like it used to be. Our ancestors got enemies you could respect. Bullfighters have opponents you can respect. All we get is this decades long parade of loosers. It's insulting.

It's a much more public, blatant, obvious version of Hitler on meth.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

So that McDonalds wasn't open. Everything was rehearsed. It was 100% a staged event including everyone who got food.

To some extent I don't have a big problem with it, as the screening needs are probably too intense to just let him come in:

https://x.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1848085646075724083

https://x.com/BuxMontNews/status/1848049648822292717

But the key is that in the last weeks of the campaign, he's bullshitting about Kamala somehow faking working at McDonalds by... faking working at McDonalds. Everyone involved has checked it out - it's unverifiable because it was 40 fuckin years ago and a summer job for her, so it's just bringing back up bullshit.

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

facialimpediment posted:

um

I think the "Kamala never worked at McDonalds" gambit backfired just on the visuals

https://x.com/Acyn/status/1848059426265051494

tbd if he does anything besides stare at the baskets, hungry

The giant sign on the side there answered my first thought of that situation. There's no way Mc Donald's was going to get involved on any level with the presidental race or trump, so I figured it must be some MAGA-Trumper franchise owner who thinks they are God's gift to capitalism who floated this idea...

It's probably the first time he cooked fries in his life.

psydude
Mar 31, 2008

Big K of Justice posted:

The giant sign on the side there answered my first thought of that situation. There's no way Mc Donald's was going to get involved on any level with the presidental race or trump, so I figured it must be some MAGA-Trumper franchise owner who thinks they are God's gift to capitalism who floated this idea...

It's probably the first time he cooked fries in his life.

McDonalds operates a 100% franchise model so it was always going to be the case that it was a local franchisee.

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
Did the campaign claim it was going to be Trump actually serving real customers or something? If not, of course it was always going to be a stage photo op.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Cugel the Clever posted:

Did the campaign claim it was going to be Trump actually serving real customers or something? If not, of course it was always going to be a stage photo op.

The claim was: "Former President Donald Trump is expected to visit a McDonald’s Sunday in Pennsylvania and “work the fry cooker”, a source familiar with the matter tells CNN."

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Dang when Steam Deck came out & Gabe Newell personally delivered some orders don’t think any streets were closed down, and he’s a real billionaire.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


If I lived/worked anywhere near Harrisburg Airport, I would be loving livid the number of times they've snarled traffic in the last 3 months by constantly coming to town.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

SquirrelyPSU posted:

If I lived/worked anywhere near Harrisburg Airport, I would be loving livid the number of times they've snarled traffic in the last 3 months by constantly coming to town.

If they don’t like the traffic they can vote to implement the Popular Vote Compact.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Stultus Maximus posted:

If they don’t like the traffic they can vote to implement the Popular Vote Compact.

Its not just Orange Julius. Between both presidential candidates and the senate race the southeast part of the city is just paralyzed twice a week.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

In Seattle area Walz buzzed in long enough to shut down highways on a weekday for a private fundraiser at Costco founder’s mansion, then immediately left. I know that nonsense is necessary for cash but dammit just rent a private room at SeaTac airport instead of messing with commutes just to show off opulence.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Making the city grind to a halt for your convenience is part of the flex.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hyrax Attack! posted:

In Seattle area Walz buzzed in long enough to shut down highways on a weekday for a private fundraiser at Costco founder’s mansion, then immediately left. I know that nonsense is necessary for cash but dammit just rent a private room at SeaTac airport instead of messing with commutes just to show off opulence.

Usually half of what the rich gently caress wants is a picture of the candidate with them, in their fancy house, plus time to yap at them. Lately on the Democratic side, it's to can the FTC chief for being too awesome and regulating poo poo they don't want regulated.

And naturally, the rich fucks then post the picture on social media until they're yelled at to take it off because it's hurting their own cause.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



facialimpediment posted:

Lately on the Democratic side, it's to can the FTC chief for being too awesome and regulating poo poo they don't want regulated.

Khan is probably toast after this term anyway, both her bossmasters' donors and her employees hate her.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Mr. Nice! posted:

So that McDonalds wasn't open. Everything was rehearsed. It was 100% a staged event including everyone who got food.

Nah, there are a bunch of corpo stores. I’d guess a quarter of all stores are not franchise.

Source: I did tech support for MCD like 20 years ago

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Naramyth posted:

Nah, there are a bunch of corpo stores. I’d guess a quarter of all stores are not franchise.

Source: I did tech support for MCD like 20 years ago

Looks like it's down to around 15% give or take a few percent.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well this is explaining why all the ads we're seeing from Donnie and his PACs are anti-trans garbage:

https://x.com/teddyschleifer/status/1848185432355303756?t=AliL71zTVeP8C6d1uCqSfQ&s=19

Donnie has to rely on all the PACs and poo poo to put on ads, and Elon and Republican billionaires only want the anti-trans poo poo.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.
https://x.com/Jemsinger/status/1848146521042403463

I'm sure this will land the votes you need to swing it your way, Donnie.

Big K of Justice
Nov 27, 2005

Anyone seen my ball joints?

psydude posted:

McDonalds operates a 100% franchise model so it was always going to be the case that it was a local franchisee.

Around 90%. But yes, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. That big sign was conspicuous in photos. That's not by accident.

Donald is being weird about the whole Mc Donald's part of Kamala's history.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

Big K of Justice posted:

Around 90%. But yes, I guess I shouldn't be surprised. That big sign was conspicuous in photos. That's not by accident.

Donald is being weird about the whole Mc Donald's part of Kamala's history.

Probably because it's all he eats.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
It would be really funny if Harris has a photo from her first day on the job or whatever and releases it on Monday, after the morning shows finish talking about Trump’s stunt.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
the longer this whole mcdonalds thing goes on the funnier it is. trump is just completely loving unhinged over a throwaway first job

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Platystemon posted:

It would be really funny if Harris has a photo from her first day on the job or whatever and releases it on Monday, after the morning shows finish talking about Trump’s stunt.

Best I can tell, they don't. There appears to be zero verifiable proof and zero disproving information - because why would a college law student put McDonald's on their resume or have pictures of it, and why would McDonald's keep employment records that long?

Zamujasa posted:

the longer this whole mcdonalds thing goes on the funnier it is. trump is just completely loving unhinged over a throwaway first job

Squint and you can see it's part of the "lyin Kamala is for they/them and not you" nonsense. Except Donnie fucks up the whole plan of making this a narrative or whatever because again, it's unverifiable and will convince nobody already decided. If I remember correctly, rando henchman already tried to "prove kamala's a liar" long ago and came up with nothing but bullshit so it's likely just another attempt at manufacturing an october surprise while his brain is leaking out of his mouth.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Did you know that you can input any old nonsense information into Elon Musk's stupid PAC pledge petition form? It'd sure be sad if the data harvest there got tainted.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 28, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did you know that you can input any old nonsense information into Elon Musk's stupid PAC pledge petition form? It'd sure be sad if the data harvest there got tainted.

I feel like the Musk million dollar definitely not a vote-buying scheme is just gonna backfire-it's really gross to middle of the road normies. Usually the evil foreign billionaires influence elections quietly, doing it so brazenly and especially with is being so public and such a bizarre and disliked figure like Musk is not gonna win any friends.

And it makes the Trump campaign look really desperate if the only way they can get people to vote for them is by paying them a million bucks.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

I feel like the Musk million dollar definitely not a vote-buying scheme is just gonna backfire-it's really gross to middle of the road normies. Usually the evil foreign billionaires influence elections quietly, doing it so brazenly and especially with is being so public and such a bizarre and disliked figure like Musk is not gonna win any friends.

And it makes the Trump campaign look really desperate if the only way they can get people to vote for them is by paying them a million bucks.

What happens if someone signs the pledge but votes for Harris anyway?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

CBJSprague24 posted:

What happens if someone signs the pledge but votes for Harris anyway?

inflation will make that million dollars worthless within a week of her inauguration.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



CBJSprague24 posted:

What happens if someone signs the pledge but votes for Harris anyway?

TOS violation, you'll be sued in whatever federal court in Texas that has that Musk dickrider presiding.

MonkeyFit
May 13, 2009

Midjack posted:

TOS violation, you'll be sued in whatever federal court in Texas that has that Musk dickrider presiding.

Sure, if they find out. If Harris wins and you brag about it and they sue, then it's a blatant admission of vote buying, and I'm willing to bet the Harris DOJ would be very interested in that.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.
https://x.com/carlquintanilla/status/1848359067292680679

Bodes well for his predictions about the stock market being at record highs because it thinks he's going to win.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

CBJSprague24 posted:

https://x.com/carlquintanilla/status/1848359067292680679

Bodes well for his predictions about the stock market being at record highs because it thinks he's going to win.

He wins and my TSP goes straight into the G fund. The sane people that kept things somewhat in check last time have all bailed and poo poo will get wild. Hopefully I'm in the 50% of the federal work force that gets canned on day 1 or whatever the plan is.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
It's all a component of Donnie running a really stupid campaign (that he could still win):

WaPo posted:

Trump and his allies used that informational vacuum to suggest that she never worked there at all, that she was simply an elitist attempting to pose as someone with working-class roots. And to really hammer that argument home, the billionaire former president spent part of Sunday posing as a McDonald’s employee. (The restaurant was closed, and the cars that went through the drive-through were supporters who had been screened by the Secret Service.)

On his social media platform, Trump claimed that his campaign had obtained proof that Harris’s assertions were false.

“We have checked with McDonald’s, and they say, definitively, that there is no record of Lyin’ Kamala Harris ever having worked there,” he wrote Sunday afternoon. “In other words, she never worked there, and has lied about this ‘job’ for years.”

Notice the rhetorical jump there: from “no record of working” to “never worked.” It’s like saying that, if America’s collective memory and documentation of its history suddenly evaporated, we could prove that Trump was never president, since no record of his having done so exists.

The restaurant chain — obviously not unhappy at the attention — sent a message to its employees that was obtained by The Washington Post. It indicates that no records of Harris’s employment exist, but makes clear that this is not an aberration and not a reason to think that she didn’t.

“Though we are not a political brand,” the message reads, “we’ve been proud to hear former President Trump’s love for McDonald’s and Vice President Harris’s fond memories working under the Arches. While we and our franchisees don’t have records for all positions dating back to the early ’80s, what makes ‘1 in 8’ so powerful is the shared experience so many Americans have had.”

The reference to “1 in 8” is to a corporate marketing program highlighting that (it claims) about 1 in 8 Americans have at some point worked for the chain. As McDonald’s clearly accepts that Harris did.

It wins zero new voters and just make neutral/undecided idiots go "hmmm that doesn't sound right" or just bring back up past lying:

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1848407235870724263

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