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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Nap Ghost
https://x.com/therealpanzer/status/1848881448972963977

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose
Great, now I have to think about Bernie Sanders possibly having a fursona.

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

disrespecting dead goons IRL
I did not have “Bernie collab stream with two gamer girls and a vtuber” on my election bingo card.

I don’t think anyone did for that matter.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS
He’s on a path to hot tub streaming.

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Looks to the Moon posted:

Some polls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the polls that I like best
MY POLLS ARE ALWAYS BOUNCING to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big polls should be held every night

I'VE GOT BIG POLLS, OH I'VE GOT BIG POLLS
THEY'RE SUCH BIG POLLS, THEY'RE DIRTY BIG POLLS
And he's got big polls, and she's got big polls
BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST POLLS OF THEM ALL

Jimmy Smuts
Aug 8, 2000

Pine Cone Jones posted:

The thought of trump winning does seriously scare me, I just try not to even think about polls or whatever poo poo and just hope that Kamala can pull it off, hopefully convincingly enough that we don't have to wait days for a result.
After watching a few episodes of The Man in the High Castle, well, normally (15 years ago) I would be like lol that could never happen, racists are viewed as pieces of poo poo. But now...
Edit: I'm 1.5 gen Hispanic and on the LGBT spectrum, so yes this election scares me too

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
In lighter news, ICP endorsed Harris

https://www.stereogum.com/2284958/kamala-harris-secures-coveted-violent-j-endorsement/news/

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
https://x.com/ThanosPagkidis1/status/1848617017026195803

Have fun unseeing that, friends.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Didn't he name one of his kids X except using space alien language? That poor kid is going to be harassed so much by everyone and is going to hate their dumbass father for their entire life.

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007

orange juche posted:

Didn't he name one of his kids X except using space alien language? That poor kid is going to be harassed so much by everyone and is going to hate their dumbass father for their entire life.

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

You could do the asian solution and rename yourself something that's easy and popular in the US. The best part is you can become someone much cooler than the old you













may I suggest Moo Deng

Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011

disrespecting dead goons IRL

Arguably a bigger blue win in swing states than Cheney's endorsement could have ever been.

Whoop whoop.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003

if harris wins she's legally bound to put a 'whoop whoop' in her acceptance speech

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

Maybe an endorsement from Magnitude will get us a "Pop pop!"

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012

Area 51 will finally have to divulge how magnets work.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 20, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

I'm calling it.

Surprise!

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/10/22/...ce=articleShare

As Election Nears, Kelly Warns Trump Would Rule Like a Dictator

John Kelly, the Trump White House’s longest-serving chief of staff, said that he believed that Donald Trump met the definition of a fascist.

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1848897469645558142

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1848903004960780553

I watched a couple of Trump Surrogates(David Urban and Scott Jennings) try to handle this on Abby Phillip on CNN last night. David Urban tried to basically say it’s not true, then Abby asked him if he though GEN Kelly was a liar, to which he back tracked and tried to say the Trump he knows loves the military and freedom. To show this he told a story about how Trump missed the wreath laying on Memorial Day at Arlington because it was raining and the traffic was bad so it was basically impossible to get there… but GEN Kelly went and this surrogate went with him and they drank a shot next to Kelly’s son grave. It made no sense.

Scott Jennings went straight into whataboutism on how Biden failed at the Afghanistan Withdrawal, and how everyone is always picking on Trump, and multiple people called him out, including the guy who runs the Independent Veterans of America, rightfully saying, loving up Afghanistan is very different that being an open fascist, so of course he just got louder and more unhinged.

I wish I knew these pieces of poo poo wouldn’t be getting the attention but here we are.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

I watched a couple of Trump Surrogates(David Urban and Scott Jennings) try to handle this on Abby Phillip on CNN last night. David Urban tried to basically say it’s not true, then Abby asked him if he though GEN Kelly was a liar, to which he back tracked and tried to say the Trump he knows loves the military and freedom. To show this he told a story about how Trump missed the wreath laying on Memorial Day at Arlington because it was raining and the traffic was bad so it was basically impossible to get there… but GEN Kelly went and this surrogate went with him and they drank a shot next to Kelly’s son grave. It made no sense.

Scott Jennings went straight into whataboutism on how Biden failed at the Afghanistan Withdrawal, and how everyone is always picking on Trump, and multiple people called him out, including the guy who runs the Independent Veterans of America, rightfully saying, loving up Afghanistan is very different that being an open fascist, so of course he just got louder and more unhinged.

I wish I knew these pieces of poo poo wouldn’t be getting the attention but here we are.

Scott Jennings is straight out of Central Casting for and is as likable as someone from the Bush administration: finely tailored suit, folksy persona, Southern drawl, and hopelessly devoted to evil.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
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tbh I'm a bit surprised that the whole thing didn't hit front pages today, but it's one of those long-tail kind of stories where a lot of reporters are going to be asking ex-staffers about how awesome Donnie thinks Hitler is while Republican electeds basically botch it and hammer the crazy harder.

And donnie's broken brain has to respond to EVERYTHING and is increasing his schedule of rallies and poo poo where you know he's going to say something about it "like ehhh he did do some good things, he was very tough!" that he currently praises China / Russia / North Korea for. Sure beats Kamala having an equivalent of a Comey letter over her head.

And lol that this all happened because the assassination attempts made Kamala launder the democracy danger through Republicans, which then led to Donnie yammering about the "enemy within" to try and retain the base.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:31 on Oct 23, 2024

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA

facialimpediment posted:

tbh I'm a bit surprised that the whole thing didn't hit front pages today
I've been reluctant to embrace the "establishment media wants Trump to win" narrative, but... It sure looks like that's at least effectively true. In no sane world is John Kelly labeling Trump a fascist authoritarian below-the-fold news, but here we are.

Who cares about the actual positions of the candidates when we've got a horse race to cover and right-wing "undecided"s to interview?

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
Come on, do you really think some slack jawed yokel is going to give a poo poo that some retired general called Trump a fascist?

These people are unreachable, if they aren't turned off to Trump by now than they never will be.

They are a "Lost Cause", if you will.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west
https://x.com/MeidasTouch/status/1849116061565616609?t=XisvQA6RGzG-4bUD42vtWw&s=19

:tviv:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Cugel the Clever posted:

Who cares about the actual positions of the candidates when we've got a horse race to cover and right-wing "undecided"s to interview?

https://x.com/wuerker/status/1848852726303617041?t=g2OgDShu64XrcveFaTuTAw&s=19

comically good strategic cowardice by Trump to not agree to another debate - would've been a CNN town hall debate today where this would come up and instead it's just Kamala there

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Holy poo poo hahahaha

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Pulling out the classified documents killed me

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
The Enemy Within stuff was just too much for Mrs. Foley's Baby Boy.

https://youtu.be/SaDdhJ9J2Yw?si=hvkp4Fqz26-7lHja

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://x.com/nyinla2121/status/1849111987227340979

PISS
TAPE
PISS
TAPE
PISS
TAPE

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






PLEASE SATAN

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Tim Onion posted:

Many people are saying it's Grope, in the game of Slur or Piss. There are no winners in Slur or Piss but Grope... Grope loses bigger and more.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

I’m guessing….
Just stuff about how awesome Hitler was. Trump won’t deny it. Real or AI.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Twitter going bananas and they think he might've groped a kid at a donor event and it's on video, so....

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!

not caring here posted:

Twitter going bananas and they think he might've groped a kid at a donor event and it's on video, so....

it's always projection with those types isn't it

Mustang
Jun 18, 2006

“We don’t really know where this goes — and I’m not sure we really care.”
the only way they would ever drop trump is if he got infected by the woke mind virus

as he long as he hurts the right people he can do no wrong

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Things on video can do a lot of damage and change things up. Like when that football player punched his girl. It was known about and he was going to get in trouble but then video came out and oh wow, that’s actually bad and I think he got suspended extra. The nfl caught flak for that, but seeing something can add a lot to it.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
the video is apparently this, which is weak:

https://x.com/mjfree/status/1838746597225550061

the story is probably this, which is stronger, but still a repeat of poo poo he's done before, but involves Epstein

https://x.com/ohheyjenna/status/1849223251945472161

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
i, for one, cannot believe that "grab em by the pussy" man would do more sexual assaults :monocle:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB
He pulled her hand down to force her to come in for a kiss. Gross and awful but I don’t think he was trying to force her hand on his wee mushroom.

Kaiser Schnitzel
Mar 28, 2006

Schnitzel mit uns


Crab Dad posted:

He pulled her hand down to force her to come in for a kiss. Gross and awful but I don’t think he was trying to force her hand on his wee mushroom.

It did look like an oft-practiced move though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

It did look like an oft-practiced move though.

Oh yeah he knew what he was doing. I just think presenting as the worst possible thing allows people to argue that it wasn’t that bad it’s not what it looks like.
Forcing someone to kiss you,and that much was obvious, is bad enough.

Fallom
Sep 6, 2008


This is like the Harris campaign claiming they “uncovered” “hidden footage” “they don’t want you to see” that’s just poo poo JD Vance said on Fox News last year

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

It did look like an oft-practiced move though.

It's his stupid 'power move' handshake where he pulls someone off balance.

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Tiny Timbs posted:

This is like the Harris campaign claiming they “uncovered” “hidden footage” “they don’t want you to see” that’s just poo poo JD Vance said on Fox News last year

Yeah pretty much. Which, who knows, maybe this wasn't even the big thing that was gonna drop. Doesn't matter though, they could have 4K of Trump at the grassy knoll being the second shooter, and he'd still get millions of votes.

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