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CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

golden bubble posted:

https://x.com/aaronblake/status/1851369052641337612

It's all so dumb. Why point out the discrepancy when you know the real reason is you did a felony on camera?

Because he wants to be a big superman to His President and was too stupid to realize he might self-own in the process.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CBJSprague24 posted:

Because he wants to be a big superman to His President and was too stupid to realize he might self-own in the process.

Similarly, there have been multiple cases of randos deciding to electioneer at polling places by refusing to remove donniemerch and then pull the HELP HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED HELP MAGA as they get hauled off by cops. Naturally, the social media posts are just "MAGA voter prevented from voting!!!".

I'm told that for my precinct, cops will be rolling by intermittently and the precinct chair has them on speed dial for any bullshit like that.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Utterly Dethpicable
We've had cops at all of the voting places in my Parish. Had them there in 2020, as well.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

This is the one anyone with a semi-functioning brain needs to see and hone in on.

"Dear Leader is going to fling most of you into financial ruin, the likes of which will make them forget about inflation but, hey, it'll eventually get better because he knows what he's talking about and is a stable genius!"

Also, the acronym for Elon's promised position is DOGE, a reference to favorite crypto. loving nerd.

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003


lmfao

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
really wish people would stop giving twitter numbers by direct linking all this poo poo off them

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

ded posted:

really wish people would stop giving twitter numbers by direct linking all this poo poo off them

Every click you make in here directly impacts twitter's bottom line negatively, as they don't get to serve you an ad. Plus, it's still the best way to share poo poo until Bluesky becomes inline shareable, which it isn't yet. The numbers are already well-established as fake, the platform no longer has juice except for the nazi-type, and any numbers they do have sure don't go into ad sales!

pmchem
Jan 21, 2010

campaigning in DC instead of swing states at this point is a waste

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

DEER CRACKERS

facialimpediment posted:

Every click you make in here directly impacts twitter's bottom line negatively, as they don't get to serve you an ad. Plus, it's still the best way to share poo poo until Bluesky becomes inline shareable, which it isn't yet. The numbers are already well-established as fake, the platform no longer has juice except for the nazi-type, and any numbers they do have sure don't go into ad sales!

Yeah we’re legitimately doing more harm in terms of energy consumed every time we load a page, which is itself absolutely tiny, than we are in adding to Twitter’s fake metrics that don’t do anything.

We can find better things to feel guilty about.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

https://x.com/watn_tarnation/status/1851434828887179268

Her campaign bought ad time on the Sphere.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

pmchem posted:

campaigning in DC instead of swing states at this point is a waste

Kamala's people made the judgment that they could use The Biggest Crowd of the Campaign, with the white house in the background as she talked to make her look presidential, in the exact spot that Donnie provoked the insurrection. That simply wouldn't have been as big and flashy in a swing state and she probably couldn't have pulled the numbers. For instance, she was at the University of Michigan yesterday, home to The Biggest Stadium In The Country, and picked a nearby field. Plus for swing states, she also spent the day recording FIVE swing state news station interviews and billed this as a special Closing Argument event.

So five interviews for swing states and a Big loving Speech ain't a bad rate of return for a DC day. Donnie used his Big loving Speech for MSG!

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

facialimpediment posted:

Every click you make in here directly impacts twitter's bottom line negatively, as they don't get to serve you an ad. Plus, it's still the best way to share poo poo until Bluesky becomes inline shareable, which it isn't yet. The numbers are already well-established as fake, the platform no longer has juice except for the nazi-type, and any numbers they do have sure don't go into ad sales!

i have it ublocked so all i see of the twitter dumps everyone loves to post here is just a url

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

facialimpediment posted:

Kamala's people made the judgment that they could use The Biggest Crowd of the Campaign, with the white house in the background as she talked to make her look presidential, in the exact spot that Donnie provoked the insurrection. That simply wouldn't have been as big and flashy in a swing state and she probably couldn't have pulled the numbers. For instance, she was at the University of Michigan yesterday, home to The Biggest Stadium In The Country, and picked a nearby field. Plus for swing states, she also spent the day recording FIVE swing state news station interviews and billed this as a special Closing Argument event.

So five interviews for swing states and a Big loving Speech ain't a bad rate of return for a DC day. Donnie used his Big loving Speech for MSG!

Bonus; there's a solid chance it'll send Donnie Goodbrains into a tizzy about crowd numbers and make him vomit more dumb off-message poo poo instead of something useful, and there's an outside chance the poke at his ego sends him into a narcissistic rage and gets him that much closer to stroking the gently caress out and leaving us all alone.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
It'll somehow make him complain about Michelle Obama again.

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?


God drat that thing is distopian.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
Tim Walz was on the Smartless podcast. Solid, fun interview, and made me like him even more. Seems a super down to earth guy, smart as heck too.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Elviscat posted:

God drat that thing is distopian.

ORB

Mister Tuxedo
Apr 17, 2012

How can you call yourself a G, if you haven't partied with CT?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007

Elviscat posted:

God drat that thing is distopian.

#Not all icehockey globes




:mildpanic:

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

I remember watching Metallica play in that arena in like the late 90's.

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
Apropos, considering the lyrics to Battery are about the best description of the maga mindset and fascist deathspiral I can think of off hand.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

windshipper posted:

Tim Walz was on the Smartless podcast. Solid, fun interview, and made me like him even more. Seems a super down to earth guy, smart as heck too.

I also recommend his appearance on lebatard: https://youtu.be/7i9p0k3Lmj0?si=2WqQ7ZYSy0hk8Dpf

not caring here posted:

It'll somehow make him complain about Michelle Obama again.

Today will be the battle of Presidents That Words Good. Biden botched a friendly Latino group interview last night that Republicans are bad faith jumping on, as he couldn't recall the comedian's name, or the word comedian, so he said "the only garbage I see out there is his supporter's".

Naturally, every Republican desperate to change topics from Puerto Rico is interpreting that as "the only garbage I see out there is his supporters" because President Wordsgood can words good and everyone involved is going "OMG DEPLORABLES" in a desperate attempt to make fetch happen. JD Vance, one day after saying we should take offensive things people say less seriously, is yelling at everyone to take this offensive thing very seriously, as Donnie also calls half the country communists.

NYT posted:

Senator JD Vance of Ohio, Mr. Trump’s running mate, said: “This is disgusting. Kamala Harris and her boss Joe Biden are attacking half of the country.” Just one day earlier, Mr. Vance brushed off the Puerto Rico island-of-garbage comment, saying, “We have to stop getting so offended at every little thing in the United States of America.”

One dipshit reporter even referred to the "Biden campaign". Hopefully that's the last thing we hear from Biden until after the election! But expect Donnie to botch the attack and address his rallies as like "hello pieces of nazi garbage!"

Edit: and just to be clear, zero votes will be moved, as even prior to this, JD was yammering that "Kamala calls us all Nazis" with evidence showing:

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 11:41 on Oct 30, 2024

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Florida Man (barely) shows up at early voting location with machete, harasses two women, gets arrested

https://x.com/BenBeckerANjax/status/1851472226282836446?t=5R_dQq5OICQdkaAy4z17YA&s=19

https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/..._source=twitter

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
A loving goober with braces and a machete. Folks they're not sending their best.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.
I think they did

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

bird food bathtub posted:

A loving goober with braces and a machete. Folks they're not sending their best.

What if they are?

Seriously though that kid looks like he should be getting arrested for assaulting a manager over some jalapeno bacon mac and cheese.

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021

quote:

“The Republican Party of Duval County thanks law enforcement for swiftly apprehending the individual involved. In an environment of high political tension, where President Trump has survived two assassination attempts and Republican supporters are derided as Nazis and called ‘garbage’ by Joe Biden, we urge calm as we approach the end of this election season.”

:allears:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The Biden Garbage talking point is already dead, because everyone involved knows he's old as gently caress and can't words good, with no cult having to argue the opposite:

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1851630931188027588?t=xQG5fIMrKQLO7Keh4Yn64g&s=19

And Governator for Harris (in way too many words):

https://x.com/daveweigel/status/1851630432044847452?t=FK-pic4ZDCH1iIyMzqjIcw&s=19


quote:

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Oct 30, 2024

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

Ronwayne posted:

Apropos, considering the lyrics to Battery are about the best description of the maga mindset and fascist deathspiral I can think of off hand.

IIRC they were in the depths of their Load artsy alt-rock era when I saw them so their rendition of Battery that night wasn't nearly as good or aggressive as the album version. Sad.

Mister Tuxedo
Apr 17, 2012

How can you call yourself a G, if you haven't partied with CT?

Naramyth posted:

I think they did

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Ronwayne posted:

Apropos, considering the lyrics to Battery are about the best description of the maga mindset and fascist deathspiral I can think of off hand.
I thought they were about Lovecraftian horrors. . . oh, I see.

Grip it and rip it
Apr 28, 2020

facialimpediment posted:

The Biden Garbage talking point is already dead, because everyone involved knows he's old as gently caress and can't words good, with no cult having to argue the opposite:

https://x.com/KamalaHQ/status/1851630931188027588?t=xQG5fIMrKQLO7Keh4Yn64g&s=19

And Governator for Harris (in way too many words):

https://x.com/daveweigel/status/1851630432044847452?t=FK-pic4ZDCH1iIyMzqjIcw&s=19

Wow look at that, it was easier to draw centrist, establishment republicans to vote D than it was to attract online "leftists". What a world!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Grip it and rip it posted:

Wow look at that, it was easier to draw centrist, establishment republicans to vote D than it was to attract online "leftists". What a world!

Comedically, Donnie helped:

https://x.com/EWagmeister/status/1851692206903742598?t=_z3XUi470d84VvsW5-_uLw&s=19

From onstage with a MAGA hat to unendorsement.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

facialimpediment posted:

Comedically, Donnie helped:

https://x.com/EWagmeister/status/1851692206903742598?t=_z3XUi470d84VvsW5-_uLw&s=19

From onstage with a MAGA hat to unendorsement.

He's helping again!
https://x.com/atrupar/status/1851439531251154972

Punished Ape
Sep 17, 2021
Grab 'em by the Puerto Russy

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

I mean we all know where this comes from. Of course Trump will hate Puerto RICO

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Punished Ape posted:

Grab 'em by the Puerto Russy

Puerto Ricussy

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Punished Ape posted:

Grab 'em by the Puerto Russy

:barf:

bad_fmr posted:

I mean we all know where this comes from. Of course Trump will hate Puerto RICO

Lol good one

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.

Nuclear Tourist posted:

IIRC they were in the depths of their Load artsy alt-rock era when I saw them so their rendition of Battery that night wasn't nearly as good or aggressive as the album version. Sad.

Now I'm picturing it done Beach Boys style.

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bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
There's got to be some upsides to living in your own completely made up narcissistic world. You can watch Puerto Ricans die in a massive hurricane and deny them aid, insult them on a national stage with an idiot bigot comic then just ignore everything and create the reality where they love you so much they come up to you every single day when you step outside the golf course you never leave and just absolutely believe your lies because they're not even lies. People talk like solipsism is a philosophy and Donnie's just out there living it every day. He doesn't even have to lie he just rewrites the reality between his ears and that's the new reality that exists until the next moment when something else is convenient and then that reality exists. loving 1984's got nothing on Donnie Goodbrains. There you have to struggle to learn to love the party and ignore your own eyes and ears.

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