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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Huh Jeb’s alive.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/how-florida-became-americas-vote-counting-model-11604703732

Can anyone in Florida comment if the improvements he mentioned actually helped? I’m kind of interested in it as an aside. Because even if they fall short of the goal, the recommendations seem like good ideas for other states to look at...assuming it’s accurate.

Edit: ^ugh goddamn Philly do we have to just order a ton of food, booze, and weed for you guys? I mean I’m fine with that and I hope, like Pittsburgh, our teams could step in and help.

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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Your pro-life Christian former neighbor looked at four years of Trump openly being racist, sympathizing with Neonazis and then said: Yup, I'll have four more years of that.

That is a problem that needs to be addressed seriously, not something to be approached with preemptive and unconditional amnesty.

Since you brought up the issue: Denazification was a thing after WW2

lol germany only did a surface level denazification, all the industry leaders and bankers that were nazis got off scott free

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PookBear posted:

lol germany only did a surface level denazification, all the industry leaders and bankers that were nazis got off scott free

And poo poo even the army was hard to loving clean up.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

TCD posted:

Well, I did organize a guys white water rafting trip to shoot the class 5s on the Nile with a few MSGs. Although almost all of us got food poisoning at the airport after eating some hamburgers so I had to jump out of the truck as they were dropping us off to puke in the ditch. One of the MSGs had to stand post the next day that poor poor bastard.

Well I was certainly off on that one, but I've hung around here for long enough to know "military guys getting hammered and doing stupid poo poo" is kind of universal so it may have been anyone :v:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

wins32767 posted:

It's not 48% of the country. It's not even 100% of the Republican voters. gently caress convincing Tom Cotton, gently caress persuading Donald Trump. But my former neighbor who votes Republican because he's a pro-life christian and wouldn't genocide anyone, let's talk to him and get some distance between him and the actual Nazis.

lol its 100% of republican voters you absolute poo poo for brains nazi

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Philly counters went to sleep.

Pittsburgh counters went gently caress you Philly. (they were on hold, for legal poo poo, until today)

https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1324903980095451136

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1324903770673848327

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

PookBear posted:

lol its 100% of republican voters you absolute poo poo for brains nazi

can we not do this

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

TCD posted:

Well, I did organize a guys white water rafting trip to shoot the class 5s on the Nile with a few MSGs. Although almost all of us got food poisoning at the airport after eating some hamburgers so I had to jump out of the truck as they were dropping us off to puke in the ditch. One of the MSGs had to stand post the next day that poor poor bastard.

TIA. The highlight of my time in Africa was organizing a sunset cruise for a bunch of UN security pros on Lake Victoria outside of Entebbe. Nothing like seeing a former French SF vet and former chief of security for the French embassy in a hosed up country taking shots with the boat’s crew.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facialimpediment posted:

Philly counters went to sleep.

Pittsburgh counters went gently caress you Philly. (they were on hold, for legal poo poo, until today)

https://twitter.com/EmmaKinery/status/1324903980095451136

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1324903770673848327

Finish it damnit! We’re so close to the 35K NBC said they needed to call it. I mean honestly you can just call it as is anyway, but nooooo we can’t do something that’s easy and makes sense.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
I dunno, I kind of like giving trump that little taste of hope, only to rip it out of his fat mouth.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

PookBear posted:

lol germany only did a surface level denazification, all the industry leaders and bankers that were nazis got off scott free

SS officers Werner Von Braun and Ferdinand Porsche got to host Disney tv shows and be remembered as luxury auto pioneers respectively, instead of spending the rest of their lives in prison.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

not caring here posted:

I dunno, I kind of like giving trump that little taste of hope, only to rip it out of his fat mouth.

Honestly you need to use Ivanka’s twat for that.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

Acebuckeye13 posted:

can we not do this

no, because 100% of republicans are 100% nazis, you absolute poo poo for brains

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Remora
Aug 15, 2010

Hyrax Attack! posted:

SS officers Werner Von Braun and Ferdinand Porsche got to host Disney tv shows and be remembered as luxury auto pioneers respectively, instead of spending the rest of their lives in prison.

I'm gonna defer to milhist goons, but shouldn't Porsche's work on German transmissions have netted the man a number of Allied medals?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Remora posted:

I'm gonna defer to milhist goons, but shouldn't Porsche's work on German transmissions have netted the man a number of Allied medals?

lmao

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Remora posted:

I'm gonna defer to milhist goons, but shouldn't Porsche's work on German transmissions have netted the man a number of Allied medals?

:hmmyes:

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

PookBear posted:

no, because 100% of republicans are 100% nazis, you absolute poo poo for brains

Pook stop drinking.

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Godholio posted:

Pook stop drinking.

Lol

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Well, it's finally come to this.

They broke Steve Kornacki.

https://twitter.com/DJKoessler/status/1324908491539099648

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1324924848217477121

I always wondered how the hell he didn't catch it with all that time with Donnie at Walter Reed.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

CommieGIR posted:

You can easily do that by reaching out to people who are not voting without pretending we're going to reform fascists. Like, there's 25-30% of America who never or rarely votes.

Turnout was the highest it’s been in one score and one hundred years. What more do you want?

The narrative after 2016 was that people were unhappy with “the system” and Trump promised to radically reorder it. A lot of people went for that.

That doesn’t explain the millions of extra votes he got this time. Who looks at four years of DJT policies and says “I wasn’t keen on voting for him when he was running against Hillary Clinton in 2016, but these last four years? I want more of that.”

wins32767 posted:

It's not 48% of the country. It's not even 100% of the Republican voters. gently caress convincing Tom Cotton, gently caress persuading Donald Trump. But my former neighbor who votes Republican because he's a pro-life christian and wouldn't genocide anyone, let's talk to him and get some distance between him and the actual Nazis.

You’re right. It’s only ninety‐three percent of Republicans, up from ninety percent in the prior election.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facialimpediment posted:

:siren:

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1324924848217477121

I always wondered how the hell he didn't catch it with all that time with Donnie at Walter Reed.

Oh man we might still get Bill Barr and couple of other supreme shitheads with it... actually we haven’t seen Bill since his stupid appearance with those people outside of his house.

Jesus are you there? It’s MazelTovCocktail

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Bidens speech was a clown show. I hope one of his teleprompters was broken.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh man we might still get Bill Barr and couple of other supreme shitheads with it... actually we haven’t seen Bill since his stupid appearance with those people outside of his house.

Jesus are you there? It’s MazelTovCocktail

Meadows was pozzing everyone, it appears.

https://twitter.com/Olivianuzzi/status/1324926651633963010

https://twitter.com/POLITICO_Steve/status/1324926760106987522

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:13 on Nov 7, 2020

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.

facialimpediment posted:

Well, it's finally come to this.

They broke Steve Kornacki.

https://twitter.com/DJKoessler/status/1324908491539099648

Is this the political equivalent of STOP THE drat MATCH?

E- now Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon are jumping in on the "openly poo poo on Trump on air" party as they were talking about Biden's speech and they said something about they didn't miss the braggart speech from :smugdon: or the claims the coronavirus was cured.

CBJSprague24 fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Nov 7, 2020

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

CBJSprague24 posted:

Is this the political equivalent of STOP THE drat MATCH?

Nate Silver is broken too.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1324915771483492355?s=19

What's REALLY weird about this is that everyone knows it's over. Analysts know it's over. People watching the analysts know it's over. But if you're not Online enough to read the analysts, you think it's still a nailbiter in progress. It's fuckin weird.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.
Crossposting from the NHL N/V thread in SAS:


:perfect:

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

facialimpediment posted:

Nate Silver is broken too.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1324915771483492355?s=19

What's REALLY weird about this is that everyone knows it's over. Analysts know it's over. People watching the analysts know it's over. But if you're not Online enough to read the analysts, you think it's still a nailbiter in progress. It's fuckin weird.

It’s someone at the network’s bonus skyrocketing.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Thank you, Johnny Hockey.
Ben Ginsberg with a Freudian slip on CNN just now:

"...and then they'll have to certify the results of the Erect--ELection..."

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Platystemon posted:

Turnout was the highest it’s been in one score and one hundred years. What more do you want?

The narrative after 2016 was that people were unhappy with “the system” and Trump promised to radically reorder it. A lot of people went for that.

That doesn’t explain the millions of extra votes he got this time. Who looks at four years of DJT policies and says “I wasn’t keen on voting for him when he was running against Hillary Clinton in 2016, but these last four years? I want more of that.”


You’re right. It’s only ninety‐three percent of Republicans, up from ninety percent in the prior election.

Take a look at Republican spaces and its pretty obvious. Its like looking in a red mirror. All the lying and bullshit disappears, they glorify Trump as a muscle bound God that is here to clear the way to Freedom with a huge cock. Their talking points are almost verbatim with the Democrats when it comes to talking about elections, crimes, lies, etc. Its amazing.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

PookBear posted:

lol germany only did a surface level denazification, all the industry leaders and bankers that were nazis got off scott free

Oh yeah, I'm not saying the denazification was a huge success, I just found it odd that Nazi Germany would be brought up as an example, because it wasn't all like "welp Hitler's dead, job's done", and there actually was an attempt at a concerted effort made to deal with National Socialism in culture, judiciary, press, politics, etc.

Remora posted:

I'm gonna defer to milhist goons, but shouldn't Porsche's work on German transmissions have netted the man a number of Allied medals?

:lol: loving excellent

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYvxBx4D9Jo

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

facialimpediment posted:

Nate Silver is broken too.

https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/1324915771483492355?s=19

What's REALLY weird about this is that everyone knows it's over. Analysts know it's over. People watching the analysts know it's over. But if you're not Online enough to read the analysts, you think it's still a nailbiter in progress. It's fuckin weird.

Chris Christie chuckling over it is :discourse:

As Nero Danced
Sep 3, 2009

Alright, let's do this

facialimpediment posted:

Well, it's finally come to this.

They broke Steve Kornacki.

https://twitter.com/DJKoessler/status/1324908491539099648

Poor dude's been awake for 3 days straight, and they don't even give him a chair to sit in. I don't blame him for cracking.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006

I HAVE A MICROPENIS AND I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR CHILDREN DIE FOR IT
Fun Shoe

Remora posted:

I'm gonna defer to milhist goons, but shouldn't Porsche's work on German transmissions have netted the man a number of Allied medals?

Lmfao


I mean, yeah, actually

Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice
Late stage capitalism: elections must never be called until the last possible opportunity, because doing do would result in less ad revenue, which is a poor outcome for shareholders!

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006

I HAVE A MICROPENIS AND I WON'T REST UNTIL YOUR CHILDREN DIE FOR IT
Fun Shoe

Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Chris Christie chuckling over it is :discourse:

Yeah but it's too bad that fat gently caress didn't die from Covid just like the rest of the ghouls.

antimatt
Sep 12, 2007

ultima ratio regum

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh man we might still get Bill Barr and couple of other supreme shitheads with it... actually we haven’t seen Bill since his stupid appearance with those people outside of his house.

Jesus are you there? It’s MazelTovCocktail

I mean... he's probated but... he's got a point.

Do not let Barr walk away from ANOTHER american poo poo show without consequence.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
While I'm busy stomach cramp-making GBS threads out the aforementioned sub, something interesting's going on in dataworld. The Decision Desk called Pennsylvania very early. That's because they knew something that none of us did, and Dave Wasserman of Cook/NBC just found it too:

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1324961426742661121?s=19

https://twitter.com/Redistrict/status/1324962709381722112?s=19

The vote that has come in so far from Philly and Pennsylvania has been heavily Biden. It's about to go hyper-heavily Biden.

So the Decision Desk got snarky.

https://twitter.com/DecisionDeskHQ/status/1324965296420118528?s=19

So Gritty came out of the crowd and dropped an elbow. Now, Gritty is about to remove their elbow pad, throw it into the crowd, and gesture wildly.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 08:33 on Nov 7, 2020

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ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

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