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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
So if we ever have elections again, I highly recommend being a poll worker / election inspector. I'd be a fuckin ball of hate right now if I was home refreshing twitter every five seCAT

https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/1323712382569504771?s=19

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Leave
Feb 7, 2012

Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.
I'm absolutely wracked with anxiety about the election. My wife and I have some edibles ready to go. I think I'm going to try and not check any news about it until tomorrow.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

facialimpediment posted:

So if we ever have elections again, I highly recommend being a poll worker / election inspector. I'd be a fuckin ball of hate right now if I was home refreshing twitter every five seCAT

https://twitter.com/reuterspictures/status/1323712382569504771?s=19

I’m jealous because I really wanted to do this, but preexisting health conditions don’t play well with Covid...maybe next year. :)

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
Want to know how smooth the election process is going?

https://twitter.com/AndrewSolender/status/1323719840474058752?s=19

Florida just called it boring.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


locking in the GBS vote

stackofflapjacks
Apr 7, 2009

Mmmmm

If I want to doomscroll, CSpam or DnD?

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

stackofflapjacks posted:

If I want to doomscroll, CSpam or DnD?

Two monitors.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

stackofflapjacks posted:

If I want to doomscroll, CSpam or DnD?

GBS. Seriously lot of chaff posts, but also Goatse being sent to James O Keffe, and regular Twitter posts.

Honestly facial is doing a really good job here in terms of high quality posts...downside is you also have to get past my posts.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Leavemywife posted:

I'm absolutely wracked with anxiety about the election. My wife and I have some edibles ready to go. I think I'm going to try and not check any news about it until tomorrow.

lol if you think this'll be over tomorrow

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


God, I really hope PA is smarter than the people I've talked to today.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
I can tell you that will not be the case.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch
Remember, voters are weird:

https://twitter.com/lautarogrinspan/status/1323755675881742340?s=19

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I think you’re being very kind with weird.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Sounds pretty Florida to me

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
I'm being pessimistic and expecting trump to win, to minimize disappointment if he does. I hope this proves to be wrong.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


The one thing I have to hang on to is that someone said to me, "There is no way that Joe Biden has more pull than Hillary Clinton" which indicates that my boy doesn't get the point that his opponents believe his representor to be Hitler with Training Wheels.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

no matter who wins, my body will lose tonight.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Jesus loving Christ.

He's probably an IG attention whore, which I despise, but the enemy of my enemy is my friend and so good vote, buddy, I hope your mirror selfies get all the likes.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Already taking tomorrow off from work, not going to be able to deal with it regardless of how the election goes.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sausage.

Smellrose

MazelTovCocktail posted:

GBS. Seriously lot of chaff posts, but also Goatse being sent to James O Keffe

Gonna send this to Jeffrey and suggest it as the new mouseover description of GBS.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

counting down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7ANZ8Osnz4

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://youtu.be/0BHuF2uN2HA

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Gonna send this to Jeffrey and suggest it as the new mouseover description of GBS.

Haha that would be both awesome and accurate.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

SquirrelyPSU posted:

God, I really hope PA is smarter than the people I've talked to today.

They aren't.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Which part of the state?

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MazelTovCocktail posted:

Which part of the state?


Take your pick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJbSvidohg

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 20, 2006
Pinellas County Florida looks like it’s flipping Biden. 55-42 with 75% of the vote in. He won by 6% in 2016. The entire state is close without Broward or Dade tallied.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hey!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

Pinellas County Florida looks like it’s flipping Biden. 55-42 with 75% of the vote in. He won by 6% in 2016. The entire state is close without Broward or Dade tallied.

Florida ain't good. Miami-Dade early vote was hot garbo, and Donnie got a lot more votes there than 2016. Looking like an early repeat of 2018 where Florida freaks everyone out and we're waiting on everything else.

Consume your beverages and/or illicit substances if you need calm :)

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh and PA results aren’t expected until Friday.

I’m having trouble understanding why Trump is doing so well in Florida...did he promise to invade Cuba or something?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh and PA results aren’t expected until Friday.

I’m having trouble understanding why Trump is doing so well in Florida...did he promise to invade Cuba or something?

Obama normalized relations with them so Biden probably gets labeled soft on Cuba.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

MazelTovCocktail posted:

Oh and PA results aren’t expected until Friday.

I’m having trouble understanding why Trump is doing so well in Florida...did he promise to invade Cuba or something?

Florida's Hispanic population is very weird and not like Hispanics/Latinos outside of Florida. It's a freedom thing.

https://twitter.com/abenedikt/status/1323786668323819521?s=19

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 20, 2006

facialimpediment posted:

Florida ain't good. Miami-Dade early vote was hot garbo, and Donnie got a lot more votes there than 2016. Looking like an early repeat of 2018 where Florida freaks everyone out and we're waiting on everything else.

Consume your beverages and/or illicit substances if you need calm :)

They haven’t counted vbm in Dade, just in person early voting. He’s also out preforming everywhere else and had a 2% lead according to Reuters. Florida is a garbage state but it doesn’t seem like it’s over.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

Blue Jackoffs are Rags west

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

They haven’t counted vbm in Dade, just in person early voting. He’s also out preforming everywhere else and had a 2% lead according to Reuters. Florida is a garbage state but it doesn’t seem like it’s over.

He's flipped Pinellas and Duval counties as of right now, which are St Petersburg and Jacksonville respectively.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

CBJSprague24 posted:

He's flipped Pinellas and Duval counties as of right now, which are St Petersburg and Jacksonville respectively.

Define he.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
I just need to know if I should be panicking or celebrating at any given moment.

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


lightpole posted:

I just need to know if I should be panicking or celebrating at any given moment.

yes

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/ppollingnumbers/status/1323789244142362625?s=21

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug
Pillbug

As usual for Florida.

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facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

President
Matt Patricia Fan Club
Ann Arbor branch

Oxygenpoisoning posted:

They haven’t counted vbm in Dade, just in person early voting. He’s also out preforming everywhere else and had a 2% lead according to Reuters. Florida is a garbage state but it doesn’t seem like it’s over.

Don't think so. The numbers point to all of the early vote being counted in Miami-Dade, apparently the "no VBM counted" claim came from a CNN idiot.

Literally no other trouble signs other than Florida poo poo.

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