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facialimpediment posted:also, that article is horrifically responsible because how the gently caress could he know if the couchfucker hosed that couch Vance is a former Marine; 100% he hosed that couch
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Bored As gently caress posted:Only a Marine could conceive of a glove as a field expedient pocket pussy Creampie to Garcia
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JOKE DUMP (watching a casting couch video) when’s this girl gonna leave https://x.com/desusnice/status/1816272038203396571 he's heterosectional with all this stress I bet JD Vance is desperate to unload on his therapist's couch woulda been a bad night for Biden to resign anyway, as you don’t want to step on the big “does JD Vance gently caress couches” story. (He’s by-sectional, as I understand it?) That’s right. He doesn’t “have sex” with couches. He doesn’t “make love” to couches. JD Vance FUCKS couches. JD Vance’s campaign tour should be called Couchella JD Vance needs his Sister Sofa moment Vance is sofa gone he might have to pullout.
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facialimpediment posted:JOKE DUMP The bigger the cushion the sweeter the pushin', or so I have read in Hillbilly Elegy Bored As gently caress posted:Only a Marine could conceive of a glove as a field expedient pocket pussy I don't understand the "inside out" part. Like, a latex glove is the same inside and out. Also drat... Covid took energy out of Biden and he didn't have a lot to spare already. Stultus Maximus fucked around with this message at 01:08 on Jul 25, 2024 |
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Vortex Street posted:Trump filed an FEC complaint to keep Kamala from getting Biden’s campaign funds. https://bsky.app/profile/nycsouthpaw.bsky.social/post/3kxy6xxi5av2m An accurate take, I am sure when it is 2027 the Harris campaign will have to pay some fine
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Vortex Street posted:Trump filed an FEC complaint to keep Kamala from getting Biden’s campaign funds. Wait I thought trump hated politically motivated lawfare???
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Vortex Street posted:Trump filed an FEC complaint to keep Kamala from getting Biden’s campaign funds. How horny do you think Vance got in high school history class the first time they mentioned the Ottoman Empire They planted the couch story to distract us from the time at Yale when he barebacked a credenza southern grandmas had that plastic cover on their couch for a reason I guess Was it a leather couch Vance fornicated with? - It was a pullout.
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Nick Soapdish posted:Seeing these close together on the TL made me chuckle Donnie is a wrestling nut (he really did think Vince McMahon got blown up in that bus), so it was probably deliberate. Also, because he's online as hell, I can guarantee he's seen the poo poo about couchfucking. I'd give even odds that he even asks Vance about it.
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Ok, help me out here. I swear I'd heard about JD Vance loving a couch well before July 15, 2024. Google is poo poo and swamped with current results, but I feel like this came up when he was first elected to the Senate and Hillbilly Elegy entered the national consciousness.
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Wombot posted:Ok, help me out here. I swear I'd heard about JD Vance loving a couch well before July 15, 2024. Google is poo poo and swamped with current results, but I feel like this came up when he was first elected to the Senate and Hillbilly Elegy entered the national consciousness. You can go to the news tab and narrow timeframe for the search. I can’t find anything about it. Forums search only turned up this, which is funny enough. Randy Travesty posted:JD Vance is gonna write a memoir about sitting on that crusty rear end couch in the gently caress Hut, smoking a spliff.
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Bored As gently caress posted:Only a Marine could conceive of a glove as a field expedient pocket pussy it's a prison thing, too, but yeah him being a marine makes that about 10000x more likely to be true
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Platystemon posted:You can go to the news tab and narrow timeframe for the search. Yeah I don't know if it was ever picked up where Google would index it with "News", I think it was just shitposting on Twitter.
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Herstory Begins Now posted:it's a prison thing, too, but yeah him being a marine makes that about 10000x more likely to be true JD looked at the ham slice mre and said "nah I got a glove"
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Is that why hamburger helper was always sold out at the PX?
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facialimpediment posted:Also, because he's online as hell, I can guarantee he's seen the poo poo about couchfucking. I'd give even odds that he even asks Vance about it. Donnie was asking about rumors of weird sex habits by Josh Mandel in the Senate race Vance won, so yes.
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facialimpediment posted:https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-jd-vance-sex-couch-038130326229 Um. The AP pulled its "JD Vance didn't gently caress a couch" article. You know what that means. Edit: joke TRUMP ADVISOR: sir, we're falling in the polls ever since you picked JD Vance TRUMP: okay, but we were up comfortably. we've got a cushion VANCE: [moves book over lap] Edit 2: Yotube: "Simpson Couch Gag Compilation" JD Vance: (unzipping) This better be what I think it is facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Jul 25, 2024 |
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facialimpediment posted:Yotube: "Simpson Couch Gag Compilation" 
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I was wondering this too and saw a random thing on twitter where the problem lies in the powder that they use on the gloves makes your weird bang fest gummy, and the powder is apparently only on one side. I'm not sure if it's true but I sure as gently caress am not putting that in my google search.
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facialimpediment posted:Um. Oh HELL YEAH https://x.com/maxwelltani/status/1816484890742845733?t=y1AyHXFnOkCk8lpHlqZazw&s=19 edit: turns out the editor was a la-z-boy facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 15:16 on Jul 25, 2024 |
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https://x.com/atrupar/status/1816482779581775943 Can't wait for November when he uses this to attempt Civil War II: Geriatric Boogaloo.
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CBJSprague24 posted:Can't wait for November when he uses this to attempt Civil War II: Geriatric Boogaloo. The strategy is really, really dumb. According to Tim Alberta, Donnie pulled ALL of the RNC'S "get out the vote" funding because "I'll be the get out the vote effort". That money will instead be used for an Election Integrity Force - lawyers, poll watchers, randos watching drop boxes, etc. There's a scary aspect to that, but also a hilarious downside of annihilating Republican downballot turn-out efforts. https://x.com/TimAlberta/status/1811223372619297218?t=NsiGo8c5vqG4JVQma-MmcA&s=19 facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jul 25, 2024 |
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it is nice to see that, having completed its decades-long mission to hollow out the rest of american politics, the right is now hollowing out itself  please continue to undermine the rest of your party, donnie. you're doin a heckuva job
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facialimpediment posted:The strategy is really, really dumb. According to Tim Alberta, Donnie pulled ALL of the RNC'S "get out the vote" funding because "I'll be the get out the vote effort". Yeah because they haven't burned their legal avenues out in the courts with this crap already.
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Zamujasa posted:it is nice to see that, having completed its decades-long mission to hollow out the rest of american politics, the right is now hollowing out itself Holding out hope driving out the non-fanatic RNC staffers & unchecked grifting will mean continued stream of state GOP offices having power shut off & falling into infighting as incompetents can’t manage winnable local elections.
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facialimpediment posted:The strategy is really, really dumb. According to Tim Alberta, Donnie pulled ALL of the RNC'S "get out the vote" funding because "I'll be the get out the vote effort". So voter intimidation and chaos? How many polling place firebombs will cause enough of a problem to throw it to the House?
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davecrazy posted:So voter intimidation and chaos? 2020 was their shot to pull poo poo off like this, when Donnie had the Feds and states/localities weren't ready and had COVID to deal with. For this election cycle, there aren't many Trumper election officials, so polling places are going to have plenty of security. Also, the real chuddy troublemakers are convinced every public gathering besides a trump rally is an excuse for Biden's secret police to grab them and put them in a gulag. There are even more Biden-appointed justices all over. Extra bonus: Biden's in charge and the DOJ is eager to keep nailing domestic terrorists' asses to the wall on slam dunk January 6th-style cases. I know that for my precinct that I'm working we'll have quick access to cops if things get squirrelly.
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facialimpediment posted:2020 was their shot to pull poo poo off like this, when Donnie had the Feds and states/localities weren't ready and had COVID to deal with. Yeah and they've largely shot their legal shot, and it was laughed out of even the most conservative courts, so this is basically just going in Trump's pockets.
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